Shane Warne Tweetstream

Status :Super Bowl fever in NY Just back from a romantic walk in central park with EH and room service delivered this ! http://t.co/BzOqSvAe
Created at : 02/05/12 4:01 PM

Status :@mapswoolcott on set of gossip girl with @ElizabethHurley buddy... EH is explaining what a panto dame is ! I thought of Dame Edna !!!!!
Created at : 02/03/12 11:20 PM

Status :Hahahahahah laugh a little guys and enjoy yourself !!! Lighten up - life is fun.. X
Created at : 02/01/12 4:51 PM

Status :@ElizabethHurley Hello future wife-hope there are big cuddles waiting-me tired See you soon x Ps FYI-Aust beat India in 20/20 game haha xxx
Created at : 02/01/12 4:42 PM

Status :Hello New York. Nicer customs people here... Thankyou Qantas for looking after me - love the A380 - glad my @AntlerLuggageOz turned up too x
Created at : 02/01/12 4:40 PM

Status :Hello LA and to you Mr nasty customs officer !!!!!!
Created at : 02/01/12 11:06 AM

Status :Stunning day in Melbourne again 28 & clear blue skies Perfect day for kids to start school... Hope the rain stops in Syd for the 20/20
Created at : 01/31/12 5:49 PM

Status :Good luck to the future superstar Mitchell Marsh he's very good !!!!!
Created at : 01/31/12 4:25 PM

Status :Good luck to the Aussie boys tonight in their 20/20 match ! Think this form of the game suits the Indians, they will come hard...
Created at : 01/31/12 4:24 PM

Status :@ElizabethHurley ps should I pack big Coats and a scarf for NY or just the budgie smugglers !!!! Xxx
Created at : 01/31/12 4:21 PM

Status :@ElizabethHurley how cool is my new luggage our melb stars sponsor @AntlerLuggage gave me... Thanks guys c u soon x http://t.co/3arUKBt4
Created at : 01/31/12 4:19 PM

Status :@ElizabethHurley All 3 happy to be back at school Lots of loud squeals and big hello's at the girls school Jackson - high 5's was enough !
Created at : 01/31/12 3:46 PM

Status :Names on all new items of clothing and books, house outfits, pens,pencils,rubbers,ruler,backpack etc - CHECK !!!!! Good luck back at school
Created at : 01/29/12 11:47 PM

Status :Remember teachers names & where new class room located - CHECK !!!!!!! Ps oops - gymnastics outfit,goggles,school bathers,school towel. Cont
Created at : 01/29/12 11:41 PM

Status :Download info onto iPad as my sons school using it for English-HELP ! Shoes shined, runners for sport,sun hat,school bag,hair ties.. Cont
Created at : 01/29/12 11:38 PM

Status :School time.. Books,new uniforms + sport ones too.. Lunchboxes,blazers,tennis racquet,diary's,cello,fill in forms,school schedule .. Cont
Created at : 01/29/12 11:36 PM

Status :Ps where as Djokovic's head of hair looks like a guard's outside buckingham palace... Hahaha
Created at : 01/29/12 5:39 AM

Status :Come on Nadal,think I need to send him some spinners underwear as he has a permanent wedgy Also think he will need some advanced hair action
Created at : 01/29/12 5:13 AM

Status :@stephenfry Hey mate sorry it's cold Hot here(38 today) And yes sorry to say followers budgie smugglers made an appeareance You a fan mate ?
Created at : 01/29/12 1:26 AM

Status :Hey guys here's the @888poker TVC that you wanted to see.. For those of u who have'nt seen it hope you like it !!! http://t.co/ibsU2sYe
Created at : 01/29/12 1:10 AM

Status :Now time to swim with my children - lots of sunscreen as its boiling !!!! All good , hope everyone's staying cool and having fun... 😃😃😃
Created at : 01/28/12 8:57 PM

Status :Bad news ... Shot nowhere near 80 & played crap !!!! Good news ... It was nice to be with friends and get a good tan hahahah....
Created at : 01/28/12 8:40 PM

Status :How good this hole !!!!! 35 degrees now too... Not looking good for less than 80 - start working putter - PLEASE !!! http://t.co/iUYaIZQc
Created at : 01/28/12 4:43 PM

Status :Tough morning for it !!!!!! 80 or less please Shane.... What a ripping day... Enjoy the heat guys... http://t.co/PxrNcPJN
Created at : 01/28/12 2:52 PM

Status :@VaughanCricket @BeefyBotham @BumbleCricket Just heard the score guys - wow... What are your boys doing ? What happened ?
Created at : 01/28/12 6:26 AM

Status :And welcame the spelling police !!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Created at : 01/28/12 2:41 AM

Status :@ElizabethHurley ps Just made a perfect VLS Sitting in the sun - still boiling here in Melbourne, currently 32.. Hope your not to cold xxx
Created at : 01/28/12 2:22 AM

Status :@ElizabethHurley Glad you love that I'm a big, blonde Australian !!!! Sorry re the budgies today...., See you soon, miss you... X
Created at : 01/28/12 1:58 AM

Status :Ps by myself by the pool this afternoon so yes the budgie smugglers are on - sorry family !!!!! X
Created at : 01/27/12 11:07 PM

Status :Stunning day again here in Melbourne and bloody hot too... Hope everyone's having a great weekend... Enjoy...
Created at : 01/27/12 11:06 PM

Status :To soppy ? Life stops when u stop dreaming,hope ends when u stop believing,love ends when u stop caring,friendship ends when u stop sharing
Created at : 01/27/12 8:42 AM

Status :Just finished golf - had a chance to beat my best ever score (79) 2 holes to go, finished double , double for an 80 - yep choked !!!!!!!
Created at : 01/27/12 2:32 AM

Status :On the couch with VLS in hand and mouth watering in anticipation of the Nadal v Federer match on centre court... My son playing COD !!!!
Created at : 01/26/12 2:36 AM

Status :@BeefyBotham thanks beefy - had a horror mate and got knocked out of the Aussie millions main event - will live to fight again another day
Created at : 01/26/12 12:46 AM

Status :Re the test match - looks like India are trying hard but Australia are finally back to playing awesome cricket again - well done Boys !!!
Created at : 01/26/12 12:43 AM

Status :How has everyone's Australia day been ?? Hope every single one of you out there is smiling and feeling proud to be Australian !!! X
Created at : 01/26/12 12:41 AM

Status :@LaurenPhillips_ hope Gaz has the budgie smugglers on today by the pool - me jealous ! I will have my baggy board shorts on with my kids !
Created at : 01/25/12 7:08 PM

Status :A good thought for the day & true... "Many people spend their life trying to make it better, unfortunately they forget to live it" enjoy x
Created at : 01/25/12 4:14 PM

Status :Another stunning day in Melbourne - bit of work this am then spending the day with my children in the pool Enjoy this beautiful sunshine x
Created at : 01/25/12 4:05 PM

Status :Breakfast time - has to be Vegemite on toast on Australia day surely... Good luck to the Aussies boys in Adelaide too..
Created at : 01/25/12 4:03 PM

Status :Happy Australia day to all the Aussies out there ! Hope u all have a great day...
Created at : 01/25/12 3:50 PM

Status :Shattered - played great all day - 15 mins to go after 13 hours to get my A's cracked Goodnight & thanks again for your support x
Created at : 01/24/12 8:44 AM

Status :My aces got cracked by Phil ivy's 8 6 of hearts Flop was A,K,J of hearts - both all in.. Bang - horror I should have folded Sorry @888poker
Created at : 01/24/12 8:42 AM

Status :OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Created at : 01/24/12 8:17 AM

Status :@ElizabethHurley perfect !!! That's lovely and very kind 100% inspiration... Thankyou... Hahahahah xxx
Created at : 01/24/12 7:53 AM

Status :Just lost a 45k pot... KQ he had K8 K,7,5 was flop, turn a 9 & yep river an 8... Have 75k now !!!!
Created at : 01/24/12 7:10 AM

Status :@VaughanCricket thought you loved your poker buddy ? Who's taking the money on the golf track ? How's the high slice ? Hahaha
Created at : 01/24/12 6:58 AM

Status :@BumbleCricket like it buddy hahahah... Thanks champion... How's your golf ?
Created at : 01/24/12 6:58 AM

Status :@ElizabethHurley Need some inspiration for the last 90 mins - what have you got for me my beautiful future wife ! X
Created at : 01/24/12 6:54 AM

Status :@BumbleCricket @VaughanCricket Boys need some advice - Phil Ivey at the table - what's a good sledge to him ?
Created at : 01/24/12 6:52 AM

Status :@PGA_JohnDaly He's bossing our table around ? Should I ask him for a game of golf ? He can grab a partner and we take them on ?
Created at : 01/24/12 6:41 AM

Status :@PGA_JohnDaly hahahah... Do you know Phil Ivey buddy ?
Created at : 01/24/12 6:23 AM

Status :I have 96k with 2 hours to go... Phil Ivey has just joined the 20/20 table !!!
Created at : 01/24/12 6:13 AM

Status :@MClarke23 We'll done today buddy awesome knock... Want you to beat your highest test score please hahahaha....
Created at : 01/24/12 4:56 AM

Status :@MClarke23 Remember in Adelaide against England when we watched American pie and came up with - shermenator for I Bell hahahaha
Created at : 01/24/12 4:55 AM

Status :83k in chips now...
Created at : 01/24/12 4:26 AM

Status :Now have 65k, feeling good after a nice bowl of spaghetti with friends & a good chat with my fiancé !!!!
Created at : 01/24/12 4:00 AM

Status :Back to 55k and feeling a lot more patient now, thanks for all the support and best wishes... @888poker how are the 888 boys doing
Created at : 01/24/12 1:28 AM

Status :33k at 3rd break... Need some luck in the next 90 mins !!!!
Created at : 01/24/12 12:29 AM

Status :@BeefyBotham hahahahah 100% BOG
Created at : 01/24/12 12:18 AM

Status :@BeefyBotham thanks beefy , will take it on board ! Should I get a glass or straight from the bottle - Scotland !!!!!
Created at : 01/24/12 12:12 AM

Status :@ElizabethHurley boiling again here in Melbourne, hope it's not to cold there - wish you were sitting next to me & distracting my opponents
Created at : 01/24/12 12:06 AM

Status :@VaughanCricket @BumbleCricket @BeefyBotham @WestwoodLee @PGA_JohnDaly Guys need some luck at the poker table or some tips / advice please
Created at : 01/24/12 12:03 AM

Status :30 mins till next break - got back to 45k now only 34k... @ElizabethHurley please send me some luck !!!
Created at : 01/24/12 12:00 AM

Status :How's the test match going in Adelaide ? A normal run feast ? Who's getting them for Australia or India fighting back this test ?
Created at : 01/23/12 10:42 PM

Status :First break had 49k Second break in 4 mins 36k
Created at : 01/23/12 10:40 PM

Status :Make that 35k now... Copped a horror !!!
Created at : 01/23/12 10:15 PM

Status :Back to 42k in tournament chips...
Created at : 01/23/12 9:43 PM

Status :Table 29 at the #aussiemillions is like a 20/20 game - its action packed !!!! Have 53k in chips now
Created at : 01/23/12 8:40 PM

Status :@ElizabethHurley super aggressive working !!! Off to a great start - started with 30k in chips now have 45k... More please !!! Xxx
Created at : 01/23/12 8:20 PM

Status :@ElizabethHurley Any tips re my poker play today ? Aggressive or conservative and patient ? Miss you my beautiful future wife !! Xxx
Created at : 01/23/12 7:32 PM

Status :About to start my day 1 at the #Aussie millions feeling good and hopefully will lead the @888poker team well.. Good luck to all...
Created at : 01/23/12 7:29 PM

Status :Ps I reckon it's to hot for Djokovic and he will pull out again , just as Hewitt is smashing him and winning...
Created at : 01/23/12 4:59 AM

Status :Hope Hewitt smashes Djokovic !!!
Created at : 01/23/12 4:47 AM

Status :@JosephHachem hey buddy update please ? You going strong still champion...
Created at : 01/23/12 4:11 AM

Status :@888poker Guys I'm pumped for #aussiemillions tomorrow !!!! Think I might make final table this year ! @888sportbets what's my odds ?
Created at : 01/22/12 5:52 PM

Status :Guys - come on surely you all had a laugh then ?
Created at : 01/22/12 6:51 AM

Status :Hope you all had a laugh then !!!! That was funny.... Hahahahaha Goodnight...
Created at : 01/22/12 6:46 AM

Status :@QantasPR Actually your lack of sympathy towards all those passengers you left stranded is quite simply staggering SORRY might help everyone
Created at : 01/22/12 6:40 AM

Status :@QantasPR lots of people were very frustrated at you guys, AGAIN !!!! who tweets for QantasPR - Think your going to be in trouble tomorrow
Created at : 01/22/12 6:31 AM

Status :@QantasPR I thought you guys were meant to look after Australians,not be sarcastic ? You to often are late,cancel flights & lose luggage
Created at : 01/22/12 6:29 AM

Status :@JosephHachem good luck buddy.. Fingers crossed for you champion.. Take em down !!!!
Created at : 01/22/12 6:22 AM

Status :Wow you guys seem mean out there tonight ! Have a laugh and don't take yourselves so seriously Had a frustrating day me that's all Goodnight
Created at : 01/22/12 6:10 AM

Status :To put it mildly am not really a barrel of laughs !!!!!
Created at : 01/22/12 5:01 AM

Status :Now been told it might turn up at midnight tonight ? Please fill in the form with all your details , blah blah blah
Created at : 01/22/12 4:58 AM

Status :@ElizabethHurley going to need some new moisturizers angel as Qantas have lost my luggage !!!! Having a horror today here... xxx
Created at : 01/22/12 4:54 AM

Status :Now standing with 10 other people trying to find bag tags !!!! Seriously getting very grumpy... Qantas - lift your game...
Created at : 01/22/12 4:50 AM

Status :No luggage , absolute horror today...
Created at : 01/22/12 4:46 AM

Status :Announcement-if you were on the cancelled Perth Melbourne flight and have not received your luggage - YES ME Report to baggage services !!!!
Created at : 01/22/12 4:45 AM

Status :Luggage 50/50 ?
Created at : 01/22/12 4:34 AM

Status :Just landed back in Melbourne it's still boiling at 930pm... What a long day - can here my bed calling me....
Created at : 01/22/12 4:28 AM

Status :@dimimascarenhas still here head Has the globe called you yet ? Aussie millions main event Tuesday ? Golf in doubt as not sure when back
Created at : 01/21/12 11:54 PM

Status :@kylieminogue @danniiminogue I agree no more wire hangers disco !!!!
Created at : 01/21/12 11:50 PM

Status :Thankyou Qantas staff who are under the pump trying to get everyone on a flight Everyone getting frustrated in lounge- not me I'm calm !!!!!
Created at : 01/21/12 11:35 PM

Status :Here's something that might amuse u The sound that a camel makes is called - Nuzzling Oh that's right it was on the tip of my tongue - not
Created at : 01/21/12 11:18 PM

Status :Should I change my profile pic now 20/20 is finished ? Extremely bored and frustrated Please send me some entertaining tweets - RT funniest
Created at : 01/21/12 10:36 PM

Status :My luck is seriously running out - Qantas just cancelled the flight & no info about how or when we will get back to Melbourne...
Created at : 01/21/12 9:50 PM