James Van Der Beek Tweetstream

Status :Going to go out on a limb and call this best John Baldessari documentary short ever made by human beings: http://t.co/vet08jfs
Created at : 05/17/12 5:43 PM

Status :Believe it or not, that was actually not the most offensive version of the tag that we shot... #Apt23
Created at : 05/16/12 9:00 PM

Status :@Krystenritter Most fun sex scene I've ever shot... #Apt23
Created at : 05/16/12 8:56 PM

Status :One take baby! @Krystenritter #Apt23
Created at : 05/16/12 8:53 PM

Status :"She likes it when I cry so hard my whole body heaves." @ericandre kills me #Apt23
Created at : 05/16/12 8:51 PM

Status :Just noticed that "Being Elmo" is the movie playing on the marquee behind me when I pull out the sex tape #perfect #Apt23
Created at : 05/16/12 8:44 PM

Status :Who doesn't carry their sex-tape in their jacket pocket? #Apt23
Created at : 05/16/12 8:42 PM

Status :Just got back east coast... ready to live tweet... what'd I miss? #Apt23
Created at : 05/16/12 8:38 PM

Status :Just occurred to me that tonight's #Apt23 ep might cause a spike in searches for "James Van Der Beek sex tape" http://t.co/LE9sKOfr
Created at : 05/16/12 3:09 PM

Status :Not to be outdone, @goodspeedmusicl just dug up a pic of my 2nd theater job, at age 17 (w/ Michael Park & Marc Kudisch) http://t.co/N93H9Hsx
Created at : 05/15/12 1:49 PM

Status :@SignatureTheatr just found a pic of me in my NY theater debut... at age 16 http://t.co/LE9sKOfr
Created at : 05/14/12 8:48 PM

Status :@ericandre isn't just "Mark" the coffee guy on #Apt23. He is a madman. Certifiable. And he has his own show. http://t.co/pKlecUR8
Created at : 05/14/12 1:02 PM

Status :I remember wishing I could've been in it RT @TalibKweli Writing autobiography wonder if @vanderjames remembers the play I wrote in HS
Created at : 05/14/12 12:54 PM

Status :@blakemharris Yes, you would not want to confuse the two... sure it happens all the time.
Created at : 05/13/12 2:33 PM

Status :There's not enough time in one day to shower my mom, & @KimberlilyVDB with all the love & appreciation they deserve... but I'm going to try.
Created at : 05/13/12 2:32 PM

Status :And FYI - she's not on twitter... at least not the real her. There's a fake her on here who seems nice enough... but it's not the real MBP.
Created at : 05/13/12 2:30 PM

Status :MBP's killing it in "Follies" at the Ahmanson in LA, and getting raves for a film opening in NYC http://t.co/3gco3Jo3 Check this mom out!
Created at : 05/13/12 2:28 PM

Status :Mary Beth Peil (AKA "Grams") is one of my favorite people on the planet, and she's taking both coasts by storm this weekend...
Created at : 05/13/12 2:28 PM

Status :Arigato Heyyy! http://t.co/LPtUSF4j
Created at : 05/11/12 8:39 PM

Status :#Apt23 IS GETTING A 2ND SEASON!!! So happy America is as demented as we are! @Krystenritter @PrimaDreama @lizalapira @ericandre @LILmookieB
Created at : 05/11/12 8:19 PM

Status :Why @jimmykimmel is my #FF today (w/ the assist from @carrieunderwood): http://t.co/tR5hE8Zx
Created at : 05/11/12 1:00 PM

Status :@Tabbie_B It matters if one of them is injured and the other wants to visit them in a hospital. Gov't controls access to basic human rights.
Created at : 05/11/12 12:45 PM

Status :Show me another show with a guy in a #jambath... go ahead, try. I dare you. #Apt23
Created at : 05/09/12 9:00 PM

Status :"Arigato heey!" became our unofficial slogan on set for the rest of the season. I still catch myself saying it. #Apt23
Created at : 05/09/12 8:56 PM

Status :"Fat cabby can run..." HA! #Apt23
Created at : 05/09/12 8:52 PM

Status :"If you want your ass to rock, your plums gotta' pay the price." #Apt23
Created at : 05/09/12 8:48 PM

Status :Tweet me your favorite lines with #Apt23 hashtag.
Created at : 05/09/12 8:41 PM

Status :#funfact I misread the script and thought that scene called for me to be shirtless. It didn't. Crew still calls me "McConaughey" #Apt23
Created at : 05/09/12 8:38 PM

Status :East coast - live tweeting #Apt23 in 4 min!
Created at : 05/09/12 8:27 PM

Status :Tonight's ep of #Apt23 features one of my 3 favorite tags (that last little bit at the end). @LILmookieB is in it. Boy, is he ever in it...
Created at : 05/09/12 8:26 PM

Status :If you're on the east coast watching Dirty Dancing right now, I've got 2 words for you: Beek Jeans. Explained on #Apt23 at 9:30pm on ABC.
Created at : 05/09/12 8:03 PM

Status :What I love is that this isn't even the most wrong thing about tonight's #Apt23 episode... http://t.co/rIUjbebi
Created at : 05/09/12 7:52 PM

Status :Tonight's episode of #Apt23 also features more of Luther, played by the brilliant @rayford1 #weallneedaLuther http://t.co/8G81owZi
Created at : 05/09/12 5:11 PM

Status :But let's not bag on North Carolina. Groovy, liberal, open-minded CA did the same thing. The enemy is fear, ignorance & special interests.
Created at : 05/09/12 1:15 PM

Status :I just don't see how denying other people the same rights you have does you, or anyone else, any real lasting good. Seems like a waste...
Created at : 05/09/12 1:14 PM

Status :Of the episodes of #Apt23 I saw cut together... I remember tonight's being one of my favorites. 9:30pm on ABC after #ModernFamily
Created at : 05/09/12 12:48 PM

Status :Yes - watch this, stat! My apologies: http://t.co/EC8qPA3Q RT @svpics DC marathon... tips for a husband whose wife is hooked on Dawson?
Created at : 05/08/12 4:21 PM

Status :Dear NC, I know you hate outsiders telling u how to vote, but rejecting #amendmentone would show everyone how cool y'all really are.
Created at : 05/08/12 4:01 PM

Status :@chelseahandler Happy to have been a part of episode #901... I'll discuss adult diapers & poop faces with you anytime.
Created at : 05/08/12 12:49 PM

Status :Almost forgot! I'm on Chelsea Lately tonight. #madfun Enjoy...
Created at : 05/07/12 9:51 PM

Status :@Adamitsurmother @Adamsalky Hate to disappoint, but my wife's not Jewish... then again, neither am I. So no harm, no foul, right?
Created at : 05/04/12 8:04 PM

Status :Buy some earrings, look cool, help autism research, everybody wins! @Krystenritter http://t.co/nHfLfYVn
Created at : 05/04/12 2:25 PM

Status :Maybe my favorite interview this whole press run... even if I suck at DC trivia. Thanks @robynrosstvg http://t.co/Yzohf0LV
Created at : 05/03/12 7:40 PM

Status :And yes, that thought became clear to me while prepping to play that sociopath on #SVU last night. #thingsyoulearnfromplayingpsychos
Created at : 05/03/12 5:34 PM

Status :Your whole life can hinge on whether you believe things happen TO you or FOR you. One makes you a victim, the other transcendent.
Created at : 05/03/12 5:33 PM

Status :@PrimaDreama? Do u know? RT @ImmaTweetBitch can you please ask who makes June's pink dress she wore in last nit's #Apt23 ep?!? Thank you:)
Created at : 05/03/12 12:31 PM

Status :Ha! Nicely put RT @donnapearce James Vanderbeek as James Vanderbeek is my new favorite James Vanderbeek. Who knew I had a favorite... #apt23
Created at : 05/03/12 12:04 AM

Status :Ha! I'll see what I can do... RT @jopinionated Totally. JVDB should close every scene with double pirouette to ninja stance. #Apt23
Created at : 05/03/12 12:00 AM

Status :Fake JVDB respects the freebie #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 11:58 PM

Status :@Krystenritter How sick is that Neil Diamond purple sequence shirt @LILmookieB is wearing? #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 11:56 PM

Status :Who's your freebie? #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 11:45 PM

Status :Amazing what 5 dance classes can do... more to come in episode 11 #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 11:43 PM

Status :Everybody should do a fake Guy Ritchie movie #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 11:41 PM

Status :Dead June... better call Luther #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 11:40 PM

Status :Just so you know... "Thriller" was playing in our heads #zombiedance #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 11:33 PM

Status :1/2 hour west coast! June gets revenge on her ex, I show off some dance moves, and Chloe cons Kevin Sorbo #Apt23 9:30 on ABC. I'll livetweet
Created at : 05/02/12 11:04 PM

Status :Thanks! RT @SRHagio Seriously obsessed w/ @vanderjames after dying of laughter on #Apt23... then seeing him be creepy as hell on #SVU.
Created at : 05/02/12 10:55 PM

Status :Every episode. They couldn't get rid of me RT @konikub Are you in it forever!?!? I will ONLY watch it if you're in it!! #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 9:01 PM

Status :Had a number of alt names for my DWTS competition. Two we never thought of: Jaleel White & Martina Navratilova #weshouldbefired #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 8:57 PM

Status :#funfact @ksorbs told me he was almost Superman in "Lois & Clark". Dean Cain, who ended up doing it, guest stars later in the season #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 8:48 PM

Status :That bagel she threw kept rolling... and for some reason I couldn't stop laughing. It was all @PrimaDreama 's fault. #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 8:45 PM

Status :That cardboard cutout now lives in the writer's room. At my request. I told them it will help morale. #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 8:42 PM

Status :My subtext when I was told I killed June: "Uh-oh. Better call Luther. Again." #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 8:39 PM

Status :Who doesn't love a good drunken couch flip? #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 8:37 PM

Status :Made it home in time to live tweet East Coast. Is it wrong if I do it with an infant on my lap? #Apt23
Created at : 05/02/12 8:30 PM

Status :Coming soon! Announcement will be made any day #Apt23 RT “@MrsSaraJTeece: @vanderjames When is it on in the #UK please?”
Created at : 05/02/12 8:13 PM

Status :Hey East Coast, 30 min until the explanation for this (as if there could be one) #Apt23 on ABC http://t.co/KWHXl0Wc
Created at : 05/02/12 7:51 PM

Status :Oh, and I almost forgot. This also happens tonight @ksorbs #Apt23 http://t.co/ekhXoWER
Created at : 05/02/12 3:25 PM

Status :Then, at 10pm, I do some dark stuff with @mariska & the crew on @NBCSVU. Make sure you DVR that while you enjoy @Revenge ;)
Created at : 05/02/12 1:37 PM

Status :Tonight on #Apt23: June finds her cool, Chloe uses her bitchiness for good, and I dance. Oh yeah. 9:30pm on ABC after a new Modern Family.
Created at : 05/02/12 1:37 PM

Status :Live in minutes @accesshollywood @liveaccess
Created at : 05/02/12 10:29 AM

Status :Just watched my favorite B---- @Krystenritter crush it on Letterman. Who knew you could be a tag artist AND look that good in a dress?
Created at : 05/01/12 11:41 PM

Status :Two Benadryl just knocked me on my ass. I clearly don't do enough drugs anymore #dangersofcleanliving
Created at : 05/01/12 10:18 PM

Status :I'd never say change the channel after #Apt23. But if you DVR @NBCSVU while you watch @Revenge, you'll see me do comedy & tragedy in 1 nite
Created at : 05/01/12 6:10 PM

Status :Anybody else finding bee stings far worse the older you get? Think I need an antihistamine http://t.co/Td2FJX80
Created at : 05/01/12 3:27 PM

Status :My thoughts on last week's ep of #Apt23, and what to look forward to tomorrow night at 9:30pm (hint - it's fun) http://t.co/LE9sKOfr
Created at : 05/01/12 1:29 PM

Status :At the Trident Liberate Fun Tax Day event I promoted, getting my fun audit: I am officially 73% fun. Not bad for h http://t.co/BKWuSD9L
Created at : 04/30/12 9:41 PM

Status :10 healthy eating tips from someone I totally listen to. Not that I have a choice. But even if I did #FF @KimberlilyVDB http://t.co/UqyvkEEp
Created at : 04/27/12 8:44 PM

Status :In NYC... Can't live tweet 2nite, but you can. Tweet me your favorite lines tonight with the #Apt23 hash tag. Would love that...
Created at : 04/25/12 11:50 PM

Status :Send questions for me tonight to @bravoandy #WWHL. Live in 30 min. Then tune into #Apt23, west coast!
Created at : 04/25/12 9:32 PM

Status :Sorry, no live tweeting tonight. About to go on "Watch What Happens Live". Good thing they have a bartender cause I've got a head start.
Created at : 04/25/12 9:23 PM

Status :Looking forward to a party tonight! Get my scotch ready ;) RT “@Bravotv: @vanderjames we cannot wait for #WWHL tonight!”
Created at : 04/25/12 9:21 PM

Status :Tonight's ep of #Apt23 has possibly the most wrong tag at the end of any episode. Ever. Big props to Madmen's Kiernan Shipka w/ the assist.
Created at : 04/25/12 9:20 PM

Status :Tonight's episode of #Apt23 might be my favorite. It has not been released online, & takes place in its own parallel universe. Enjoy...
Created at : 04/25/12 6:24 PM

Status :Oh yes RT“@barbarianlogic: is 2nite's #Apt23 ep the one where "you" and the girl who plays #SallyDraper are cast in a body swapping movie?”
Created at : 04/25/12 2:07 PM