Timothy Johnson Tweetstream

Status :When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again. Mike Tyson
Created at : 03/17/10 9:31 PM

Status :I have to change every password I have
Created at : 03/09/10 1:33 PM

Status :I'm surfin cause thats just one thing I like to do
Created at : 03/09/10 1:33 PM

Status :Slave Lake
Created at : 03/08/10 3:04 PM

Status :instaloan south common. India woman who spent nine years in US. spy? #ableg
Created at : 02/03/10 12:22 PM

Status :phil at ab works in south edmonton is an african american descent with accent and asks some detailed personal questions not relevant. spy?
Created at : 02/03/10 12:21 PM

Status :labels. Crackhead. Smoker. Alcoholic. Slut. If you tell people what they are they are more likely to keep being like that. #YEG #YYC #ABleg
Created at : 01/26/10 2:06 PM

Status :Roaming Edmonton. Jack it up and mark it down 10percent we might be headed east
Created at : 12/30/09 12:21 AM

Status :I favorited a YouTube video -- U2 and GreenDay The Saints Are Coming - LIVE - New Orleans http://bit.ly/3wfSe
Created at : 12/13/09 6:58 PM

Status :I favorited a YouTube video -- Jay Z Featuring Rihanna Kenye West We Gon Run This Town Tonight HD http://bit.ly/5Eux1O
Created at : 12/13/09 6:20 PM

Status :Youtube.com/tmrjohnson #ableg #abndp
Created at : 12/13/09 12:25 PM

Status :Youtube.com/tmrjohnson
Created at : 12/12/09 1:58 PM

Status :new website promoting politics and tourism for banff canmore bow valley cochrane calgary edmonton grande prairie http://tinyurl.com/yd5qc45
Created at : 12/11/09 7:24 PM

Status :Birth control pills make women attracted to geeks. If I was going to jack up a drug store for oxys I'd take the pill too
Created at : 12/11/09 2:24 PM

Status :I just saw an older canadian lady dressed well looking homeless outside the hudsons bay in calgary
Created at : 12/11/09 2:09 PM

Status :Earnst manning went around saying write bad cheques. By the time the clear the "cash" will be there calgary
Created at : 12/11/09 1:51 PM

Status :Headed dt calgary. An old guy in gp once told me"jack it up and mark it down 10 percent
Created at : 12/11/09 1:50 PM

Status :In iraq the figured the cops and us military could easily tap land and cell comms so they went back to paper and runners #ableg #yyc #yyg
Created at : 12/11/09 1:47 PM

Status :There is a guy in canmore with license plate theaish doing home inspections. I thought he was going to steal or murder
Created at : 12/11/09 1:44 PM

Status :Going strait up the middle of calgary
Created at : 12/11/09 1:40 PM

Status :The sooner everyone realizes who took power, the easier everything will get #ableg #ndp #ablib calgary alberta edmonton
Created at : 12/11/09 12:47 PM

Status :They say elections only change when someone else tskes power #ableg alberta calgay banff
Created at : 12/11/09 12:46 PM

Status :When I pay with cash at the food and coffee shops in peter lougheed hospital, they often don't commit it to the till #yyc #ableg
Created at : 12/11/09 12:45 PM

Status :do you know how the grande canyon was formed? A scottsman dropped a penny down a gopher hole. hahaha Banff
Created at : 12/10/09 6:19 PM

Status :One has to pay dearly for immortality; one has to die several times while one is still alive. Friedrich Nietzsche
Created at : 12/10/09 10:21 AM

Status :Maybe i already am
Created at : 12/09/09 6:24 PM

Status :I want to be the leader of the united states of north and south america
Created at : 12/09/09 6:23 PM

Status :Everything in my life has happened for a reason and some think i have made bad decisions but many of my decisions were calculated
Created at : 12/09/09 6:22 PM

Status :Thining there are some gourgeous women in calgary. Still have my heart set on one though
Created at : 12/09/09 6:21 PM

Status :Thinking the alliance church are fundamentalists in alberta. The taliban are fundamentalists
Created at : 12/09/09 6:20 PM

Status :Sitting in the lobby of peter lougheed hospital
Created at : 12/09/09 6:19 PM

Status :you have to let go of the GREED and the VANITY and the JEALOUSY. #ableg #alberta #yyc calgary edmonton banff
Created at : 12/09/09 5:17 PM

Status :someone once told me "france has canada ". I believe this. Did you know that alberta ? #ableg just visit the banff springs hotel
Created at : 12/09/09 5:15 PM

Status :Peter lougheed's grandfather was the only alberta person to ever be knighted by the crown. (George v). pete lougheed was not. #ableg #yyg
Created at : 12/09/09 12:06 AM

Status :The peter lougheed hospital in calgary is not clean and the water and air is not warm enough. #ableg #yyc #calgary
Created at : 12/08/09 11:37 PM

Status :I would like to see dr macdonald in banff arrested on spy and attempted murder chages
Created at : 12/08/09 1:21 PM

Status :i was charged with assulting a police officer in banff by constable fornier. Cop from cochrane norm mercier is a narc with moles
Created at : 12/08/09 12:26 PM

Status :they tried to set me up for murder in banff
Created at : 12/08/09 12:24 PM

Status :banff canmore morley exshaw cochrane
Created at : 12/08/09 12:23 PM

Status :Check this video out -- 2pac-Ghetto Gospel Feat. Elton John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHkHRXt0yY
Created at : 12/02/09 7:20 PM

Status :its hammer time
Created at : 11/27/09 3:24 AM

Status :ski lifts waste a lot of power
Created at : 11/22/09 8:41 AM

Status :there are carpets in all the hotels in banff
Created at : 11/22/09 8:40 AM

Status :fitness is a waste of time
Created at : 11/22/09 8:40 AM

Status :i was at an anglican rectors house doing some work. I asked the wife if her husband went for a walk. she said no he went to get mail.
Created at : 11/22/09 8:40 AM

Status :jack it up and mark it down ten percent
Created at : 11/22/09 8:19 AM

Status :tile is where its at
Created at : 11/22/09 8:17 AM

Status :carpets are killing us
Created at : 11/22/09 8:17 AM

Status :electronic gas pumps?
Created at : 11/22/09 8:17 AM

Status :there are cameras at all the pumps in banff
Created at : 11/22/09 8:16 AM

Status :Check this video out -- Godsmack - I Stand Alone http://bit.ly/h92z1
Created at : 11/15/09 11:56 PM

Status :Check this video out -- Hollywood Undead - Young with lyrics http://bit.ly/mRXJy
Created at : 11/15/09 11:52 PM

Status :if you judge someone. it gives you less time to love them
Created at : 11/15/09 11:47 PM

Status :and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.
Created at : 11/15/09 11:25 PM

Status :having seafood chowder at the banff springs hotel by myself. prrrfect
Created at : 11/15/09 2:25 PM

Status :going up the gondola in banff. free for locals. is it free for canmore locals?
Created at : 11/14/09 3:26 PM

Status :The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
Created at : 11/13/09 8:05 PM

Status :Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' Erich Fromm
Created at : 11/13/09 10:50 AM

Status :If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Mother Teresa
Created at : 11/13/09 9:57 AM

Status :Fortune and love favor the brave. Ovid
Created at : 11/13/09 9:56 AM

Status :For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland
Created at : 11/13/09 9:54 AM

Status :Cause Change & Lead Accept Change & Survive Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda, Chairman, Novell
Created at : 11/12/09 6:34 PM

Status :@NorCalChika
Created at : 11/12/09 3:38 PM

Status :Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star. Confucius
Created at : 11/12/09 11:31 AM

Status :Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Confucius
Created at : 11/12/09 11:27 AM

Status :sometimes things have to get worse before they get better
Created at : 11/12/09 11:09 AM

Status :Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Sir Winston Churchill
Created at : 11/10/09 12:59 PM

Status :However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. Sir Winston Churchill
Created at : 11/10/09 12:58 PM

Status :History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. Sir Winston Churchill
Created at : 11/10/09 12:57 PM

Status :No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it. Napoleon Hill,
Created at : 11/10/09 12:52 PM

Status :It’s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich
Created at : 11/10/09 12:51 PM

Status :“Can miles truly separate you from friends…. If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?” ~Richard Bach
Created at : 11/10/09 12:25 AM

Status :“If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.”
Created at : 11/10/09 12:20 AM

Status :“Love cures people – both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.” ~Dr. Karl Menninger
Created at : 11/10/09 12:16 AM

Status :“Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life” ~Lord Byron
Created at : 11/10/09 12:14 AM

Status :Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, “I need you because I love you.” ~Erich Fromm
Created at : 11/10/09 12:12 AM

Status :“Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.” ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
Created at : 11/10/09 12:11 AM

Status :“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”
Created at : 11/10/09 12:07 AM

Status :“I love her and that’s the beginning of everything.”
Created at : 11/10/09 12:06 AM

Status :Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.”
Created at : 11/10/09 12:05 AM

Status :If i told you how i feel you would probably run away. So i rather keep my feelings a secret so forever you can stay
Created at : 11/10/09 12:00 AM

Status :"If I know what love is, it is because of you." --Herman Hesse
Created at : 11/09/09 11:58 PM

Status :If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever." --Unknown
Created at : 11/09/09 11:51 PM

Status :"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition." --Alexander Smith
Created at : 11/09/09 11:48 PM

Status :"I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you." --Roy Croft
Created at : 11/09/09 11:36 PM

Status :"Take away love, and our earth is a tomb." --Robert Browning
Created at : 11/09/09 11:35 PM

Status :"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous." --Ingrid Bergmen
Created at : 11/09/09 11:33 PM

Status :watching the add for the ab circle pro. my mom wants to buy it for her boyfriend. i think I need it too. funny!:)
Created at : 11/09/09 8:05 PM

Status :Check this video out -- I Know You Want Me - Pitbull Lyrics http://bit.ly/acuTY
Created at : 11/09/09 8:01 PM

Status :Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind. William Shakespeare
Created at : 11/09/09 4:12 PM

Status :Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners. William Shakespeare
Created at : 11/09/09 4:11 PM

Status :Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. William Shakespeare
Created at : 11/09/09 4:11 PM

Status :God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!
Created at : 11/09/09 4:09 PM

Status :RT @LoriMoreno The best way out is always through. ~Robert Frost #quote
Created at : 11/06/09 4:02 PM

Status :congratulations to Peter Mansbridge and Mike Weir on recieving the order of Canada
Created at : 11/05/09 12:54 PM

Status :Be yourself, everyone else is taken - Oscar Wilde
Created at : 11/05/09 12:27 PM

Status :take 10 min out of your life to look at the world differently. self help buddism activism anarchy http://bit.ly/1KqZqR
Created at : 11/05/09 12:44 AM

Status :My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Created at : 11/02/09 12:18 AM

Status :Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Created at : 11/01/09 11:50 PM

Status :It is a beggar's pride that he is not a thief”
Created at : 11/01/09 11:47 PM