RainnWilson Tweetstream

Status :I wonder how much Madonna can bench?
Created at : 02/05/12 7:22 PM

Status :RT @TwitterMusic: love it @andygrammer is tweeting his top 10 tips for busking musicians. Go #streetperformingtips or @andygrammer each day.
Created at : 02/05/12 2:22 PM

Status :Would someone please, PLEASE compare me to Hitler?
Created at : 02/05/12 11:05 AM

Status :It's cheap, folks, but this will make you laugh uncontrollably. http://t.co/n2UnhjFu
Created at : 02/04/12 3:20 PM

Status :RT @cactustackler meatball, crotchface and extravaganza #3PerfectWords
Created at : 02/04/12 3:19 PM

Status :RT @JulieFredericks Louche, honeyed, suede. #3PerfectWords
Created at : 02/04/12 3:17 PM

Status :Triple perfect! RT @joshbaezmusic Not. My. Baby. #3PerfectWords
Created at : 02/04/12 3:15 PM

Status :Loving all your #3PerfectWords! They're delicious! I'm gonna send out some of my faces from yesterday . . .
Created at : 02/04/12 3:12 PM

Status :I'm captivated by the carefully crafted look of exquisite, graceful pain on the faces of ice dancers.
Created at : 02/04/12 1:30 PM

Status :Why do they make it so hard to drive while you're tex,,;qwoer3^^8*** whoa, that was close . . .
Created at : 02/04/12 10:50 AM

Status :There are three perfect words in the English language: Nectarine, bullet and fuckwad. #3PerfectWords
Created at : 02/03/12 6:07 PM

Status :I bet beavers have no idea what their name means.
Created at : 02/03/12 3:05 PM

Status :Wanna win some easy money? Just bet Krasinski against the Patriots! #GIANTS
Created at : 02/03/12 11:39 AM

Status :My favorite part of Warhorse was when the warhorse pulls out that anti-tank gun & takes out those Nazis.
Created at : 02/03/12 9:55 AM

Status :I know, what about his abs! RT @WhitneyCummings I'm super late on this but, so Drive is basically a music video for Ryan Goslings face?
Created at : 02/02/12 7:15 PM

Status :These aliens are getting the same car as me! #chevyvolt http://t.co/5IDYNE2s
Created at : 02/02/12 3:33 PM

Status :Help a great cause I love win $50,000 for women fleeing violence - vote now for @tahirihjustice at http://t.co/Mk1xdJYG! DO IT!
Created at : 02/02/12 3:20 PM

Status :Thanks to the mid-level Universal publicity exec who came up w/ the tagline 4 the new Denzel movie, Safe House. "NO ONE IS SAFE". So true.
Created at : 02/02/12 1:05 PM

Status :I wonder if Don Henley & Glen Frey ever made up & if anybody cares.
Created at : 02/02/12 10:10 AM

Status :I'm becoming a fair-weather, opportunistic Clippers fan! @BlakeGriffin
Created at : 02/01/12 10:00 PM

Status :I'm being treated for exhaustion. So I am going to take a nap.
Created at : 02/01/12 12:50 PM

Status :Rainn the Reflective! RT @soulpancake "Give yourself a three word royal title" http://t.co/zpBRBFn9
Created at : 01/31/12 7:30 PM

Status :After the Sag Awards, our Limo greeting to you! http://t.co/CtuOAvwm
Created at : 01/31/12 5:10 PM

Status :If you like philosophy, creativity, and searching for meaning, then you might like this: http://t.co/V24yGpOz
Created at : 01/31/12 3:55 PM

Status :Don't mess with electric dog collars. Real footage. Must watch. http://t.co/nw7ZW4Qc
Created at : 01/31/12 3:05 PM

Status :Mitt and Newt need to get it over with and just make love already.
Created at : 01/31/12 1:05 PM

Status :I wonder who the Florida retirees are going to elect today?
Created at : 01/31/12 10:12 AM

Status :Action movie idea: Guys fighting to repair a dam. Title: Backwash.
Created at : 01/30/12 1:10 PM

Status :Oh, wait. Dammit. Nevermind.
Created at : 01/30/12 12:08 PM

Status :I got accepted to Vassar!
Created at : 01/30/12 12:07 PM

Status :Me and some of the @SoulPancake team will be at SXSW this year! http://t.co/Wi0hJCNb
Created at : 01/30/12 10:01 AM

Status :Quote of the night: dick van dyke comes out on stage and says "Hi, I'm whats left of Dick Van Dyke."
Created at : 01/29/12 8:03 PM

Status :I want to find someone to play 'scramble with friends' with me during the Sag Awards.
Created at : 01/29/12 5:36 PM

Status :Just saw 'Young Adult". Terrific & dark. Charlize "Game of" Theron & @PattonOswalt were spectacular. Definitely Oscar snubbed.
Created at : 01/29/12 3:06 PM

Status :If ants have ghosts we're fucked.
Created at : 01/29/12 1:05 PM

Status :I want to thank @UrsulaVernon for her Dragonbreath books that have inspired my 7 yr old to love reading!
Created at : 01/28/12 6:19 PM

Status :"iCloud is bullshit" -Jenna Fischer
Created at : 01/27/12 7:15 PM

Status :Check out my pal Aaron Jackson http://t.co/QF4z2U7D and his amazing work de-worming in Haiti http://t.co/3bKWitQy
Created at : 01/27/12 5:40 PM

Status :SAG members. Only an hour left to vote for the SAG awards! http://t.co/40QDB75V (Vote 4 The Office, k?)
Created at : 01/27/12 1:02 PM

Status :#FF Follow future movie star @JustinBaldoni - He's a smart, good egg and Eeezy on the eye balls.
Created at : 01/27/12 12:12 PM

Status :Newt wants a moon base by the end of his 2nd term. So Callista can be closer to her home planet.
Created at : 01/27/12 11:27 AM

Status :If anyone has a tattoo of their tattoo artist I will give you 1000$. American.
Created at : 01/27/12 9:06 AM

Status :I bet wolves would love to eat the Kardashians.
Created at : 01/26/12 9:17 PM

Status :In what universe was Super not nominated for an Oscar! #Super #BestPicture #ShutUpCrime
Created at : 01/26/12 7:35 PM

Status :Two words: Labradoodle kebab.
Created at : 01/26/12 3:10 PM

Status :Could Anderson Cooper HAVE any more gravitas?
Created at : 01/26/12 10:05 AM

Status :Don't believe everything you read in the press, ok?
Created at : 01/25/12 9:35 PM

Status :An Office crew member was just in a bathroom stall humming "My Way" by Sinatra as he was doing his business.
Created at : 01/25/12 3:10 PM

Status :I don't love you anymore.
Created at : 01/25/12 10:23 AM

Status :On a scale from 1-10, how much do you like the number 7?
Created at : 01/25/12 10:20 AM

Status :I'm directing an awesome episode of The Office this week. It's a show about people who work in an office.
Created at : 01/24/12 6:53 PM

Status :I wish someone would find Sting's message in a bottle already. It's been like 30 years.
Created at : 01/24/12 10:10 AM

Status :Touché RT @everyday418 "I thought it was the year of sisqo's unleash the dragon #thongsong" Who doesn't enjoy a good clean Sisqo reference?
Created at : 01/24/12 1:45 AM

Status :Happy Chinese New Year, China! It's the year of 'Enter the Dragon'!
Created at : 01/23/12 8:07 PM

Status :If I were making adult diapers, I would call them "Sunsetters".
Created at : 01/23/12 5:20 PM

Status :I could be one of those guys in movies that looks intensely at computers and says stuff like "shit" or "uh oh" or "Frank, we got a problem".
Created at : 01/23/12 5:15 PM

Status :Chris Pine has the most beautiful blue eyes.
Created at : 01/23/12 4:50 PM

Status :Turns out the train in 'Unstoppable' is actually stoppable! U just jump in a truck, drive up to the engine, jump out & put on the brakes!
Created at : 01/23/12 4:40 PM

Status :No one can stop me from live tweeting a re-run of "Unstoppable"
Created at : 01/23/12 4:09 PM

Status :I compulsively created a giant Lego therapist and spilled my guts to it about my gambling addiction.
Created at : 01/23/12 9:55 AM

Status :I get it now, Hooters is an 'owl' themed restaurant. And i thought it was a place to creepily objectify waitresses over fried foods.
Created at : 01/22/12 1:05 PM

Status :Congrats to @NewtGingrich on his win! If he's still into the whole 'open marriage' thing I'm VERY interested.
Created at : 01/21/12 8:10 PM

Status :Seattle! Remember the "End of the road" at the Pantages last year? @AndyGrammer is headlining tonight at Nuemos Doors 7:30 GO!
Created at : 01/21/12 1:38 PM

Status :Whats with '4 Cheese ravioli? Oh, Im supposed to be all impressed that u have 4 cheeses? Give me 1 cheese ravioli. And make it American.
Created at : 01/21/12 12:05 PM

Status :I wanted to become an online sperm donor so I jizzed into my modem! #joke #badumbum! #brilliant #sperm #genetics
Created at : 01/20/12 10:15 AM

Status :It is my birthday.
Created at : 01/20/12 9:38 AM

Status :@scottlollis I think they just needed a better agent.
Created at : 01/19/12 10:02 PM

Status :@ceciliagault Nothing short of a travesty . . .
Created at : 01/19/12 9:51 PM

Status :What band do you feel should have made it and never did? http://t.co/QZY607Rk
Created at : 01/19/12 2:20 PM

Status :If you have ever eaten at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co restaurant chain, please press 'unfollow'.
Created at : 01/19/12 9:50 AM

Status :Just heard Peyton Manning retired and then decided to immediately come back out of retirement! #wow #nfl #colts #manning
Created at : 01/18/12 7:16 PM

Status :And on the seventh day, God ate a coconut macaroon and listened to the new Guided By Voices album. And it was good.
Created at : 01/18/12 10:10 AM

Status :WWTD? (what would Tebow do?)
Created at : 01/17/12 3:38 PM

Status :Thanks for keeping Haiti pimple free, @JustinBieber! http://t.co/rd8NqIFi
Created at : 01/17/12 3:10 PM

Status :I can't wait for the new Ken Burns documentary, "Glue".
Created at : 01/17/12 11:45 AM

Status :You can call me many things but never, ever call me a 'scofflaw'. It's a stupid word.
Created at : 01/17/12 9:50 AM

Status :Donate 31$ to Haiti and win a signed OFFICE script! Last day! http://t.co/cPtjUJQA @JPHRO
Created at : 01/16/12 5:20 PM

Status :"Rabid coyotes are like drunk people" - Walter Wilson
Created at : 01/16/12 3:31 PM

Status :"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just." -Thomas Jefferson
Created at : 01/16/12 10:05 AM

Status :Are actresses on awards shows required to be spray tanned like glittery ochre deck furniture?
Created at : 01/15/12 11:22 PM

Status :Band name: Gays in the Military.
Created at : 01/15/12 8:22 PM

Status :Hey, let's make a movie starring that annoying Fox NFL robot guy! Yes! And we shall call it 'Real Steel'!
Created at : 01/15/12 6:57 PM

Status :Packers player to coach: "Should we cover Hakeem Nicks?" Coach: "Nah".
Created at : 01/15/12 5:26 PM

Status :Next-level soulpancake post: "What Do You Discover When You Recover?" http://t.co/pq8srGMz
Created at : 01/15/12 4:15 PM

Status :My new Ed Hardy shirt says "I'm an asshole" in tiny, glittery skulls.
Created at : 01/15/12 1:00 PM

Status :I know how to save the Spanish economy. All the Spanish should quit smoking. #ideaguy #theyallsmoke
Created at : 01/14/12 3:05 PM

Status :Football prediction: Patriots beat the Te-Broncos by 147 points.
Created at : 01/13/12 7:48 PM

Status :You guys wanna hang out and fiddle with our phones?
Created at : 01/13/12 9:55 AM

Status :'Baby Doc' just checked out my wife at the restaurant as we passed by. I'm not making this shit up, folks.
Created at : 01/12/12 9:13 PM

Status :I'm at a restaurant in Haiti with world renowned dictator, drug runner, embezzler & torturer Jean-Claude 'Baby Doc' Duvalier. Any messages?
Created at : 01/12/12 6:56 PM

Status :There are probably like 280 oaks in Thousand Oaks, California. Just FYI.
Created at : 01/12/12 3:10 PM

Status :The creole word for earthquake is "GouDou GouDou". It sounds like an earthquake!
Created at : 01/12/12 10:54 AM

Status :It's remembrance day in Haiti. 2 year anniversary of the quake. Many prayer gatherings & folks wearing all white.
Created at : 01/12/12 10:52 AM

Status :Hey guys, check out the second single from @peteyorn 's duets album (Break Up) with Scarlett Johansson. http://t.co/QmVGQZOn
Created at : 01/12/12 10:05 AM

Status :I love how simple and full of love this is: http://t.co/30Gi4G8a
Created at : 01/11/12 3:15 PM

Status :Paul Giamatti and Phillip Seymour Hoffman need to do an indie film where they mumble while they devour each other.
Created at : 01/10/12 5:04 PM

Status :Jen, the hero puppet from 'The Dark Crystal' looks uncannily like Jen Aniston. Coincidence? Or are they related? http://t.co/Yr1b0jrt
Created at : 01/10/12 9:55 AM

Status :Hey @authenticRILEY, thanks for making me look even more unattractive than I already am: http://t.co/5pZLqNOq
Created at : 01/09/12 9:20 PM

Status :Hey Seattle, go check out @MrCraigRobinson and the Nasty Delicious this Thursday at the Neptune! http://t.co/bMru3EGS
Created at : 01/09/12 12:20 PM

Status :i only use WEN on my armpit hair.
Created at : 01/09/12 10:05 AM