Penn Jillette Tweetstream

Status :@RedPhoneZone - we don't think so.
Created at : 09/08/10 1:07 AM

Status :@dirrtyxx - oh my word. How kind of you to say.
Created at : 09/08/10 1:06 AM

Status :@psmith867 - don't know of him.
Created at : 09/07/10 9:48 PM

Status :@mehbeer - Nope. At least not this season.
Created at : 09/07/10 9:48 PM

Status :@cranie - Yup, I've played with Daniel.
Created at : 09/07/10 4:50 PM

Status :@drew_campbell - actor life is cheap. Really do it.
Created at : 09/07/10 4:20 PM

Status :@tshyde - I love Amazon's downloads and I buy a lot there.
Created at : 09/07/10 4:19 PM

Status :@LordJonMichael I said "Little surprises" meaning that as good, nice little surprised, but I realized it didnt' read right.
Created at : 09/07/10 3:00 PM

Status :@Kodanshi - very very nice ass and well presented. I loved that too.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:36 PM

Status :@Jprezy87 - right back at you. Thanks
Created at : 09/07/10 2:35 PM

Status :@cswellz - I didn't know how they did a couple.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:35 PM

Status :Piranha 3D was OK. Followed the form with cool hip surprises. Great tits, the blood was pretty, and the special effects looked interesting.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:23 PM

Status :@antadelatorre - I had no complaints at all. I love tits.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:22 PM

Status :@MattKap20 - It's nothing. If you like that kind of movie and you're in the mood, you'll enjoy it. I rarely recommend or discourage.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:21 PM

Status :Piranha 3D was OK. Followed the form with little surprises. Great tits, the blood was pretty, and the special effects looked interesting.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:15 PM

Status :Ping is only tracks they sell, so it's missing a lot. I'm loading in a CD by Jad Fair's "Sit: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl" live @ nursing home now.
Created at : 09/07/10 1:35 PM

Status :Ping will "like" stuff they sell, so it's missing a lot. I'm putting in some tracks by "Sit: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl" live at a nursing home.
Created at : 09/07/10 1:32 PM

Status :@djaxefield - Thanks, but we can't take suggestions or give thanks in the credits. We have to write it. It's our job. Thanks
Created at : 09/07/10 1:27 PM

Status :@yarnibymarni - Oh, know. We weren't trying to be deceptive, it's just that with the show called Bullshit, there's often a double negative
Created at : 09/07/10 1:26 PM

Status :@JoseeParent - My Mom's orange jello with pineapple and shredded carrots with Miracle whip on top.
Created at : 09/07/10 1:26 PM

Status :@wlpur4 - I'm not ashamed of porn.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:19 AM

Status :@_Dusk_ - I love them. I should add them. Good thinking.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:17 AM

Status :@luismfsilva - Thanks, I liked that shirt.
Created at : 09/07/10 2:17 AM

Status :@simonfraser4 - Oh Wow, I love when pop culture, art culture and goofiness collide.
Created at : 09/06/10 10:02 PM

Status :@nerakdon - Yup. Very much so.
Created at : 09/06/10 9:51 PM

Status :@keeponrunning - that's what I'm worried about.
Created at : 09/06/10 6:22 PM

Status :@mwmm1985 - thanks
Created at : 09/06/10 6:22 PM

Status :@derekbronish - I used to be an audiophile, but my ears are gone. I just like music.
Created at : 09/06/10 6:21 PM

Status :I don't know about this -- but I signed up for Ping. I'm "Penn Jillette." I'm not sure I want people knowing what I buy, but let's see.
Created at : 09/06/10 6:12 PM

Status :@Scream13 - Thanks.
Created at : 09/06/10 5:50 PM

Status :Thinking about John Cage & playing all the songs in my collection that are 4'33". 177 songs. @AlexRossmusic is giving me crazy ideas.
Created at : 09/06/10 5:33 PM

Status :@aceofmanu - Yup, we're not doing it. I don't know why. I was just told we weren't.
Created at : 09/06/10 3:14 PM

Status :@manwofear - We've never been told and there was no release about it from Showtime.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:42 PM

Status :@alexrossmusic - it's going to take me the rest of my fucking life to get through your book. But, I love it so much.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:05 PM

Status :@alexrossmusic - goddamn, look at you here, motherfucker. I read a section, then listen to everything on the website, and then buy music.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:05 PM

Status :@Ganondorf6667 - it was so long ago. I think we liked it. It was a long overnight shoot, I think.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:04 PM

Status :@thinkdaddy - Zappa is mentioned, of course.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:03 PM

Status :@cracksh0t - thanks. That means a lot. We're getting attacked pretty hard for that show.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:03 PM

Status :@IanHendricks - Next time I'm busted for something true, I hope my answer will be "fuck yourself."
Created at : 09/06/10 2:40 AM

Status :@IanHendricks - I feel bad that you shamed me into changing something that was true and heartfelt. I'm an asshole and have no backbone.
Created at : 09/06/10 2:32 AM

Status :http://www.therestisnoise.com/noise/ is a book that's taking me a very long time to read, but I'm learning a lot. There's too much to learn
Created at : 09/06/10 2:24 AM

Status :@IanHendricks - You're right, I'm going to delete it. Sorry.
Created at : 09/06/10 2:20 AM

Status :@IanHendricks - I know, it's awful. Just awful and I worried about that, but I LOVE the book and I like the music.
Created at : 09/06/10 2:19 AM

Status :@Poley64 - EXACTLY!
Created at : 09/06/10 1:50 AM

Status :@SammyTheDentist - thanks.
Created at : 09/06/10 12:34 AM

Status :@SammyTheDentist - I like that term.
Created at : 09/05/10 10:51 PM

Status :@SamuelLonsberry - I have about 750 gig of music.
Created at : 09/05/10 8:57 PM

Status :@cheesehead1976 - I might.
Created at : 09/05/10 7:46 PM

Status :@TonyGdonski - me too.
Created at : 09/05/10 7:45 PM

Status :@Multiverseone I like http://reason.com/ a lot.
Created at : 09/05/10 7:27 PM

Status :@luciferos - we're doing a documentary on Vermeer right now
Created at : 09/05/10 3:24 PM

Status :@MrsThinGuy I'm so sorry. I can't imagine.
Created at : 09/05/10 1:44 PM

Status :@SergioVerga - I'm not sorry I did it, I'm sorry for the cancer in his family. Sorry I wasn't clear.
Created at : 09/05/10 2:37 AM

Status :@joesrambles - thank you
Created at : 09/05/10 2:25 AM

Status :@JennBrewer15 - thank you
Created at : 09/05/10 2:25 AM

Status :@draconiarose - thank you
Created at : 09/05/10 2:25 AM

Status :I love Sun Ra. I have over 23 gigs of his music. I have to get to Chicago for this - http://bit.ly/dnuHrF Dig the pics and music.
Created at : 09/05/10 2:24 AM

Status :@joesrambles - I'm so sorry.
Created at : 09/05/10 1:28 AM

Status :@Skidman61 -- I've never seen Beck on TV or heard his radio show, I've talked to him directly but that's it. What's wrong with reading?
Created at : 09/05/10 1:28 AM

Status :Tonight at the show, 3 different guys with long ponytails said they were seeing our show and then cutting their hair for a charity donation.
Created at : 09/05/10 1:05 AM

Status :@KerryMaxwell - I wasn't there, and I didn't even watch it. I don't know.
Created at : 09/05/10 1:03 AM

Status :@therealcanadian - I've thought so, but people went flipcity.
Created at : 09/05/10 1:02 AM

Status :@chesty48 - I guess that's not a good thing, huh?
Created at : 09/05/10 1:02 AM

Status :@draconiarose - thank you. Now for the magic show.
Created at : 09/04/10 10:47 PM

Status :@egon_ - all you need to know is that @cyantist doesn't seem to know what "unique" means.
Created at : 09/04/10 9:30 PM

Status :@anthonyqkiernan thanks so much. It's just a question of time -- I LOVED doing it, but lots of live show, TV, movies, and books take time
Created at : 09/04/10 9:26 PM

Status :@jwarach - thanks
Created at : 09/04/10 9:16 PM

Status :@Mac_Trucker - oh dear.
Created at : 09/04/10 9:16 PM

Status :@cyantist - there's a lot of interesting stuff with parrots. There might be some symbolic assignment.
Created at : 09/04/10 9:05 PM

Status :Tonight is Lance Burton (and Goudeau)'s last show at the Monte Carlo. Let's hope they open somewhere else in Vegas again really soon.
Created at : 09/04/10 9:04 PM

Status :@cyantist -- You have to think about your use of the word "unique." Do you mean "interesting?"
Created at : 09/04/10 9:02 PM

Status :@jmcc445 certainly no reason to be.
Created at : 09/04/10 7:37 PM

Status :@cyantist - kind of like god, right?
Created at : 09/04/10 7:36 PM

Status :@cyantist - also that's not unique. I believe there are others. It's certainly not "very unique"
Created at : 09/04/10 7:35 PM

Status :@cyantist - stylistically I find intensifying "unique" to not be pretty. It's not logically wrong but "very one of a kind?". Eh
Created at : 09/04/10 7:34 PM

Status :Exercise: I did not write about big tits for Stephen (Iambic hendecasyllable) / Instead I wrote my poem for Beck & Hitch (iambic pentameter)
Created at : 09/04/10 7:03 PM

Status :@cyantist "Very unique?" and you're up in the air about the "verdict?"
Created at : 09/04/10 6:43 PM

Status :@jjarichardson - you might be surprised, that's a pretty over-slimplied view of sexual preference. Or maybe you mean my shitty writing.
Created at : 09/04/10 5:58 PM

Status :@billyclo - we'll be there in November.
Created at : 09/04/10 5:33 PM

Status :@dVoka - I know, Glenn has always been kind and fair to me.
Created at : 09/04/10 5:33 PM

Status :I'm not seeing "Piranha 3D." I'm going to take the time I have to work on poetry with Stephen Fry's book. Maybe I'll write about tits.
Created at : 09/04/10 5:02 PM

Status :@garynargi - I haven't read it, but I would guess it's thoughtful. A lot of what we see is "So and So is Hitler" -- I prefer thoughtful
Created at : 09/04/10 4:39 PM

Status :@DaviJones_ - thanks. We've done 8. Haven't heard about 9 yet.
Created at : 09/04/10 4:38 PM

Status :@garynargi - I don't think "thoughtful" implies approvable. Maybe approvable of the thought process but not the conclusion.
Created at : 09/04/10 4:19 PM

Status :@dylanjgreen - I'm already married.
Created at : 09/04/10 4:04 PM

Status :@SharkGoddess - everything.
Created at : 09/04/10 4:02 PM

Status :@dhawrylyshyn - I'm sorry.
Created at : 09/04/10 4:02 PM

Status :@rgersmrk - Yup, and I would believe the anti-war crowd if they hadn't disappeared with Obama.
Created at : 09/04/10 4:01 PM

Status :@lmendersby - Yup, I'm Penn Point at Rev3 now.
Created at : 09/04/10 4:01 PM

Status :I posted two articles that disagree. Some people seem flipped by that. I have to be clearer. I don't know jack shit! Both are thoughtful
Created at : 09/04/10 3:54 PM

Status :@billyclo - I said I don't know jack shit and I'm reading different stuff. You're right, but I don't know.
Created at : 09/04/10 3:53 PM

Status :I'm still debating seeing "Piranha 3D" this afternoon. I've heard it's great and great tits. Still thinking if I have time to go.
Created at : 09/04/10 3:51 PM

Status :@oybay - I love John Cale
Created at : 09/04/10 3:44 PM

Status :@RMONKEYHOUSE - Good question. And where are the anti-war people now that Obama is in office?
Created at : 09/04/10 3:43 PM

Status :@billyclo - But I can say I don't know and I'm reading stuff. That's all I'm saying. "I don't know jack" is what I said.
Created at : 09/04/10 3:42 PM

Status :@Jayke1981 - I don't know what happened, but we're not doing it.
Created at : 09/04/10 3:37 PM

Status :@PennStateGuy @stoffalicious - yup and then he says great stuff about me, an atheist and he knows that.
Created at : 09/04/10 3:35 PM

Status :@saschimmelgold - I only spent a few hours with him, but he was wonderful. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Created at : 09/04/10 3:23 PM

Status :I had missed Hitch writing about the rally. I love Hitch so much. Man, can he write. Wow. http://bit.ly/dxWXSW
Created at : 09/04/10 3:22 PM