Lady Gaga Tweetstream

Status :Tour merch is weird. @brandonvance http://t.co/HcMP3CF9
Created at : 05/17/12 11:52 AM

Status :Me and the first fan to arrive at Taiwan BTW Ball. He waited 7 days switching off w friends so he could go to school. http://t.co/99U8UraK
Created at : 05/17/12 9:50 AM

Status :It's official. After a few wigs and toners, I'm finally: A Fox Blonde http://t.co/PEgzusqo
Created at : 05/15/12 7:33 AM

Status :Photo from THE BORN THIS WAY BALL Tokyo. 'Americano' by Terry Richardson. http://t.co/VIlnAA9A
Created at : 05/14/12 2:42 AM

Status :I'm obviously having a rough time tweeting today
Created at : 05/14/12 2:40 AM

Status :Thank you for all my mother's day messages! But the real happy day is for my mommy! Happy Mothers day mom, you're the best there ever was!
Created at : 05/13/12 6:35 PM

Status :Tokyo Monster, you can have me. Don't wana be let go. http://t.co/wIkUPooZ
Created at : 05/13/12 5:52 PM

Status :I WANT TO BE HER. you'd think she had more problems than saving 50 cents and driving away in his white LEXUS.
Created at : 05/12/12 12:07 AM

Status :watched crime documentary last night: woman caught killing rich husband because she used her "reward" card at grocery to buy blood remover.
Created at : 05/12/12 12:06 AM

Status :Oh my goodness, I just saw this photo of the arena last night! All of those lil monsters! We've come so far... http://t.co/zg4p4QET
Created at : 05/10/12 5:49 PM

Status :Tonight was happiness, joy, gratitude. I'm the lucky one Japan. You are so special.
Created at : 05/10/12 11:58 AM

Status :Yes Tokyo! Tonight was the first BTWBall that I didn't puke during show. (yes its that hard) xoxoxxxo Love, gaga+terry http://t.co/gGkeURZ9
Created at : 05/10/12 11:52 AM

Status :I think also just witnessed a small meltdown at one of the merch stands. Yes. #monsterproblems
Created at : 05/10/12 3:33 AM

Status :All I see is hair bows, wigs, glitter, + discosticks flying across the screen. Haus + I are making sound effects..*wait for me guyzzzz* !!!
Created at : 05/10/12 3:32 AM

Status :I have video feed in my dressing room of audience. Watching Tokyo lil monsters run for their lives into the pit! It's so freakin cute!
Created at : 05/10/12 3:29 AM

Status :Obama, congratulations on being the first sitting President to support marriage equality. Feels like the future, and not the past. #NoFear
Created at : 05/09/12 8:08 PM

Status :I'm so excited!!!! I'm gonna be on THE SIMPSONS! #LisaGoesGaga Watch the trailer here: http://t.co/2zKJnwoG Look closely, their paws are up!
Created at : 05/09/12 9:59 AM

Status :Thank u for the sweet welcome Tokyo! Getting ready to meet Japanese Haus for drinks! I missed them! Your spirit is a rainbow like my hair X
Created at : 05/08/12 9:33 AM

Status :On my way to TOKYO!!! I'm so excited I'm gonna sit by the pilot on the planes and ask him to go faster!! *are we there yet* :))
Created at : 05/08/12 1:24 AM

Status :Drop dead after last Hong Kong. You Chinese kids are fucking crazy, in my dressing room recovering. Thanks Donatella X http://t.co/OtZb2BcI
Created at : 05/07/12 11:10 AM

Status :Last show in Hong Kong, what an amazing time it's been here. A dream come true, 4 sold out shows in a row. till tonight lil monsters...
Created at : 05/07/12 2:17 AM

Status :Cool fan video footage of Born This Way Ball. http://t.co/TVhF9QSe
Created at : 05/06/12 1:33 PM

Status :Goodnight lil' babies...i lubbs yous xxx http://t.co/XJfU39Pr
Created at : 05/06/12 5:06 AM

Status :Exclusive Photo from last nights show! Black Jesus, Amen Fashion. We're on the right track baby. http://t.co/WFIVpXCX
Created at : 05/05/12 11:47 PM

Status :We Love Party China xoxoxo http://t.co/QXjHK9Lq
Created at : 05/04/12 9:34 AM

Status :Gave my mother real pearls for the holidays, but she's running around in BTWBall merch pearls. #TheEggDoesntFallFarFromTheOvary #cheap&chic
Created at : 05/04/12 8:08 AM

Status :Last nights show! Projection by Steven Klein. http://t.co/lSdpdvTH
Created at : 05/04/12 12:53 AM

Status :goodnight little monsters, I love you! http://t.co/UqBJDOr0
Created at : 05/03/12 1:50 PM

Status :Pulled HK bad kids out of monster pit. Met them back stage, they broke out Judas choreography & then side-eyed me & said "were 15." AMAZING
Created at : 05/03/12 10:40 AM

Status :Things that you say to your hair stylist when he's pulling your coiffeur into alien banshee-tails before show: *not suitable for Twitter*
Created at : 05/02/12 5:46 AM

Status :Hong Kong show tonight! So much to do, working away like a busy bee. Ready to tear the face off this city.
Created at : 05/01/12 11:30 PM

Status :Haus of Gaga will be photographing the @versace fashion for #BTWBall. In love with the custom designs by Donatella Versace. Medusa Warrior.
Created at : 05/01/12 2:00 PM

Status :This is Mother G.O.A.T. http://t.co/ubK1IWMb
Created at : 04/30/12 7:39 PM

Status :Exhausted after Hong Kong spin class! I love this city, you can work out & buy a fake Birkin on the same street. #HK http://t.co/7PmTOmXg
Created at : 04/30/12 3:26 AM

Status :@GagasUnicorns I love your avatar. That's custom @Versace ( its a crop top and mini skirt) during EOG and MTN #ObsessedWithThingsLikeThis
Created at : 04/29/12 3:14 PM

Status :Use side of thumbs closest to you. X “@LILMNSTR1125: @ladygaga I have longass hooker nails, can you give me some tips on texting with them?"
Created at : 04/29/12 3:04 PM

Status :right here! hugs* :)“@DontCallMeLea_: @ladygaga I need a hug, where are you when you're needed? :D”
Created at : 04/29/12 3:01 PM

Status :I can't believe I have to wait 3 days to perform in HK! *practices routines in hotel room.*
Created at : 04/29/12 6:22 AM

Status :I'm so happy to be in Hong Kong! We have 4 shows here! Thanks for buying tickets my amazing little monsters, I can't wait to rock this city.
Created at : 04/29/12 1:40 AM

Status :I'm so grateful for all of you, thank you monsters. Last night was like being completely prepared for a moment you could never prepare for.
Created at : 04/28/12 1:22 AM

Status :Yes, it was :) RT @mattyw22: @ladygaga who's first ?... Gotta be MJ ;) xx
Created at : 04/28/12 12:59 AM

Status :I could barely sleep last night. It was the 2nd highest attendance of fans in the History of concerts in Korea. Photo: http://t.co/6EltATYz
Created at : 04/28/12 12:54 AM

Status :RT @Versace: At the Born This Way Ball 2012 which is taking place in Seoul @ladygaga and all 12 her dancers are wearing custom made Versace!
Created at : 04/27/12 8:20 PM

Status :I can you hear you Korea. I'm shaking.
Created at : 04/27/12 5:04 AM

Status :The real monster pit key will be signed by this fan and returned to me. There'll be 110 necklaces&signatures Mar. 2013 http://t.co/w9hOqene
Created at : 04/27/12 2:16 AM

Status :This is a necklace I'll give to the first monster in line every night at the Ball. It's a symbol of the "key" that opens the pit every night
Created at : 04/27/12 2:10 AM

Status :This is a very special moment for Haus of Gaga. We thank you so much. Enjoy our music, fashion installations & pop performance art tonight.
Created at : 04/26/12 9:39 PM

Status :Nervous for tonight. Hope I make little monsters happy and proud.
Created at : 04/26/12 6:18 PM

Status :24 hrs until Opening Night of The Born This Way Ball. Here's one surprise until all is revealed! (yes it's a lunchbox) http://t.co/FdfpP2P5
Created at : 04/26/12 5:55 AM

Status :Monsters today please Support Nick Knight & SHOWstudio. Vote them #1 on the Webby People's Voice Awards! http://t.co/ZOBKwZ3d #webby
Created at : 04/25/12 6:23 PM

Status :Let's try this one more time with correct spelling, I've composing in quarantine for 18'hrs
Created at : 04/25/12 6:22 PM

Status :I'm kinds busy...
Created at : 04/25/12 6:12 AM

Status :Is it wrong that sometimes when people call me, I break out into 'Telephone,' my mom always does Beyonce's part.
Created at : 04/25/12 6:10 AM

Status :Shhh Monsters...don't tell...lots of surprises in store...maybe later I'll just hide in the bathroom + leak everything http://t.co/L3aE2eSj
Created at : 04/24/12 10:47 PM

Status :I will do anything for my fans! Having fun with the stage crew guys, screwing on the runway. A Real Iron Maiden! http://t.co/OGAVUbnJ
Created at : 04/24/12 5:45 AM

Status :I just had a major Jane Fonda moment in my hotel room. Some sort of Asian aerobic fusion dance to techno music. #YES
Created at : 04/23/12 11:54 PM

Status :So happy! The Stage is more than I could dream for, time to kill the dance floor. Off to rehearsal. #5DaysTillBTWBall http://t.co/mmXMyPDC
Created at : 04/22/12 11:05 PM

Status :Jet lag last night was like bad shrooms. When my dad asked what that meant I told him its like being in a musical you don't want to be in.
Created at : 04/22/12 7:57 PM

Status :Me at the Seoul Olympic Stadium freaking out! http://t.co/Vu6nscm5
Created at : 04/22/12 12:29 AM

Status :Imagine when it's full. I love that it's raining, so NEW YORK of you Korea! Photos by @tarasavelo xoxo wee! http://t.co/biv8TEbM
Created at : 04/22/12 12:26 AM

Status :I will perform the tour of your life if it f*cking kills me. #BTWBallTourRehearsal
Created at : 04/21/12 10:37 PM

Status :Just in case you fall and scrape your monster knee! I'll be there :) l love you, you bandage me up when I need it! Xox http://t.co/sEVSlQXY
Created at : 04/21/12 11:46 AM

Status :monsters want to see one merch item from the Tour? Its 1 of the small cute ones, but I'm up late+there's no one around to stop me :) #teehee
Created at : 04/21/12 11:34 AM

Status :Asked my tailor what he did on flight to Korea, he replied "Took Ambien +watched Trantasia" I replied, "Glued pearls to a mask" #BeADrag
Created at : 04/20/12 11:01 PM

Status :What a warm and exciting welcome to Korea. I missed this country so much. Will be asleep in my castle until rehearsal. I love u! Love, Gaga
Created at : 04/20/12 8:15 AM

Status :Real fans never turn their back on you #WillAlwaysLoveBritney Some stars really are as sweet as you thought they were http://t.co/myHQpVFa
Created at : 04/18/12 5:50 PM

Status :ah yes! May also need to pack my Britney thermos (yes I have one) "@SkeletalHooker: Dont forget your mobile fog machine. Just incase y'know"
Created at : 04/18/12 4:28 PM

Status :Leaving for Korea in the morning. Bandana. Check. Leather Jacket. Check. Machine gun. Check. Pushup bra. Check. Yep. All packed!
Created at : 04/18/12 4:22 PM

Status :Worse comes to worse ill just fog myself in the corner during Bad Romance
Created at : 04/17/12 4:33 PM

Status :so will I “@lippystickgun: @ladygaga that fog better be some good shit, or I'll be leaving that motherfucking building!”
Created at : 04/17/12 4:32 PM

Status :You know there's something wrong with you when you call a tour meeting only about 'fog.' It's serious people.
Created at : 04/17/12 4:27 PM

Status :Laying in bed saying 'yes\no' to new clothes+accessories. This is the best. #LoveFashionHateShopping Unless of course it's Brooklyn vintage.
Created at : 04/16/12 11:20 PM

Status :So what are monsters expecting at the Born This Way Ball? #AtTheBTWBalliWant
Created at : 04/16/12 11:20 AM

Status :Off to rehearsal! Running the show, my muscles hurt today. #NoPainNoGlory http://t.co/GVEtUb9P
Created at : 04/14/12 2:10 PM

Status :Thank you so much monsters for getting tickets to the show! I cried this morning when I heard the UK numbers, I can't believe it.
Created at : 04/13/12 2:25 PM

Status :Listened to "Creep" today while working out. Its so awesome to rediscover Radiohead over and over. Always a new experience.
Created at : 04/13/12 2:19 PM

Status :Leaving for Korea in less than a week!!!! Wearing my favorite t shirt today. It might be the raddest ever. http://t.co/qSLvnqoq
Created at : 04/12/12 12:28 PM

Status :Just killed back to back spin classes. Eating a salad dreaming of a cheeseburger #PopSingersDontEat #IWasBornThisWay
Created at : 04/10/12 3:18 PM

Status :ATTENTION EUROPEAN LITTLE MONSTERS: THE BORN THIS WAY BALL FIRST 21 DATES ARE HERE. #ImGoingToTheBTWBall http://t.co/kzHTkRSX
Created at : 04/09/12 11:43 PM

Status :hmmm. i had a long day+ im falling sleepies. princess xena of xanaxland has lil secrets in her inbox…i wanna be the first to show u anyway..
Created at : 04/09/12 11:38 PM

Status :The first 21 European dates to THE BORN THIS WAY BALL will be announced and tweeted at 3am EST/12am PST/7am GMT. I'm so excited! #pawsup
Created at : 04/09/12 6:35 PM

Status :I don't wanna ruin the surprise! “@saveetha12: @ladygaga tweet us the photo of the stage please :-)”
Created at : 04/06/12 10:53 PM

Status :After 1.5 months of grueling rehearsal the stage is now fully built and set up for the last three weeks of preparation. Took my breath away.
Created at : 04/06/12 10:49 PM

Status :Maybe while I'm learning to drive you don't need to sneak up on me and stick your GIANT camera IN A MOVING VEHICLE
Created at : 04/05/12 3:54 PM

Status :@richysquirrel watching his own choreography+staging for Sheibe, utters "If I was in the front row and saw that, i would kill myself" #shade
Created at : 04/04/12 9:58 PM

Status :Or maybe that wouldn't be the worst idea....:) 23 days
Created at : 04/04/12 1:27 PM

Status :If mercury doesn't get the f*ck out of retrograde I may give birth to a small menstrual alien on stage.
Created at : 04/04/12 1:23 PM

Status :Although not affecting ticketsales in Seoul, parents should be given more credit to determine whats good for their children. I love my fans
Created at : 04/02/12 1:49 PM

Status :Thanku to all the adults in Korea who are speaking out for underaged who want to come to the BTW Ball. Maybe the gov. will change their mind
Created at : 04/02/12 1:44 PM

Status :I love my followers, thanks for talking with me tonight. I read as many as I could. Making music, learning choreo, and breakin shit. be back
Created at : 04/01/12 8:12 PM

Status :@hausofcarolinne its easier than you think.I go through people saying bad things about me, sometimes publicly. Feel empathy for their anger.
Created at : 04/01/12 7:55 PM

Status :@GagaCreative I'm trying to breed compassion. not sure why. can't help it, think its important.
Created at : 04/01/12 7:51 PM

Status :@HausOfMarcos_ thats cool. Take a breath + feel compassionate for that person, that they feel the need to say something mean to you. Walk on
Created at : 04/01/12 7:47 PM

Status :@JamesThisWay Just do it, you don't need me. Do it yourself. Call it whatever you want, make it your own. @xxguitargeekxx has great ideas.
Created at : 04/01/12 7:44 PM

Status :@AmandaMonsterr Why can't you do it in your school? You're the best speaker. Empower yourself, you're the bravest you know.
Created at : 04/01/12 7:40 PM

Status :@its_italo BTWF is about working towards changing culture. Not about victims or bullies, or laws. #CompassionRaisingNotFundraising
Created at : 04/01/12 7:38 PM