Kunal Nayyar Tweetstream

Status :I just took the longest best pee of my life. You know that feeling?
Created at : 05/16/12 7:33 PM

Status :Looking for a upscale pan Asian cuisine restaurant in manhattan tonight thoughts?
Created at : 05/16/12 4:49 PM

Status :Where do cabbies go when they have to, you know, go.
Created at : 05/16/12 12:06 AM

Status :Up at 4am- catching the first flight to NYC:) I'm going to take a bite out of the big apple... Ya, I don't know what that means either.
Created at : 05/15/12 6:15 AM

Status :#thunder can't miss tonight. Lakeshow is playing hard though. Keep fighting, it's a loooong series.
Created at : 05/14/12 10:30 PM

Status :@VanessaMiller_ 10 eps? That's commitment:) good luck at school tomorrow...
Created at : 05/13/12 11:47 PM

Status :Getting excited for a month of travel:) NYC, Toronto, London, Monte Carlo- here we come:)))
Created at : 05/12/12 6:18 PM

Status :Why is it every time I really need to print something my printer is out of ink...
Created at : 05/12/12 12:55 PM

Status :@DaveAnnable10 congrats on the pickup Dave- let's golf
Created at : 05/11/12 9:00 PM

Status :@JohnRossBowie thanks nerd.
Created at : 05/11/12 9:42 AM

Status :I am so very excited for tonight's new @BigBang_CBS. One of the best we've ever shot, and season 5 finale! Much awesomeness in one episode!
Created at : 05/10/12 10:48 AM

Status :When you love someone more than yourself- compromise is easy.
Created at : 05/10/12 2:01 AM

Status :@mindykaling congrats on the pickups:)
Created at : 05/09/12 6:58 PM

Status :@NataliaSalasZ hoooola to you too:)
Created at : 05/09/12 11:49 AM

Status :Good morning:) Smile Big.
Created at : 05/09/12 11:29 AM

Status :Just because I said I hate when my clothes shrink doesn't mean I'm getting fat- smartasses.
Created at : 05/08/12 11:41 AM

Status :@AshleyAJones @amy_davidson @georgelopez great great night
Created at : 05/08/12 10:32 AM

Status :I hate when perfectly fitting clothes shrink.
Created at : 05/08/12 10:30 AM

Status :@Amy_Davidson @ashleyajones kisses from me and the fam
Created at : 05/08/12 12:14 AM

Status :@jennmacneil_Xox great view?
Created at : 05/02/12 9:37 PM

Status :@billprady does that mean we are all going to get Porsches from time Warner?
Created at : 05/02/12 12:03 PM

Status :@ActorMadhavan dont listen to the critics. It's all subjective anyway... When u in LA for some golf? DM me.
Created at : 05/02/12 12:00 PM

Status :Let's go #lakeshow! http://t.co/bhjZr0HS
Created at : 05/01/12 9:03 PM

Status :@TVGuide @bigbang_cbs thanks tv guide:) how old are you?
Created at : 04/30/12 6:29 PM

Status :@TheEllenShow What did the sushi say to the bumble bee? Wass-ap-bee. Get it? (Its a play on words)
Created at : 04/30/12 11:57 AM

Status :@ActorMadhavan when you coming to LA for a game...
Created at : 04/29/12 8:20 PM

Status :Listening to good new music is like having a new crush... the butterflies...
Created at : 04/28/12 8:04 PM

Status :if you're in Canada- go see “@kinagrannis: Montreal show tonight and Toronto tomorrow! get tickets at the door or here:http://t.co/7CE6cfyA”
Created at : 04/28/12 1:39 PM

Status :@ParisaaM thanks for the love- ill be in TO soon!
Created at : 04/26/12 12:38 AM

Status :Before you re-act in anger- take a breath... think...
Created at : 04/25/12 11:42 AM

Status :“@BrynaAtHP: Fan #TheBigBangTheory? @KunalNayyar is going to be the MC @HPDiscover! Still time to register! http://t.co/fF4F1KUD" Vegas Baby
Created at : 04/24/12 9:55 PM

Status :It's how you carry yourself when you hit bottom that will ultimately define your success... #keepfighting
Created at : 04/24/12 10:54 AM

Status :Mom an Dad coming to town tomorrow... Indian foooooooood nom nom from my mom mom.
Created at : 04/22/12 9:29 PM

Status :“@DeepakChopra: To be, to love, to create, to serve is enough purpose for anyone's life. #SpiritualSolutions.” so very true...
Created at : 04/22/12 9:26 PM

Status :“@ELEAGUE: They don't come with more fight then @kunalnayyar. No one! He will suit up for the East.” thats right! Bring it West!
Created at : 04/21/12 5:24 PM

Status :@Krystenritter seriously though- wolf urine best story ever.
Created at : 04/20/12 5:14 PM

Status :@ktyjames the only thing I dont like is the crust that forms in the fingers- not like Cheeto dust...
Created at : 04/20/12 12:48 AM

Status :Sorry again, this info is correct- I will be on CONAN TONIGHT:) Tune in to see me in a suit, and hug a tall man, who is named Conan.
Created at : 04/19/12 4:30 PM

Status :I actually will be on CONAN Tomorrow night. I'm a dumbass.
Created at : 04/18/12 6:40 PM

Status :Tune in to CONAN tonight to watch me talk about silly things. And wear a suit.
Created at : 04/18/12 2:29 PM

Status :About to shoot the last episode of season 5... Thanks so so much for all the love this year. We would be nothing without you. #loveourfans
Created at : 04/17/12 7:56 PM

Status :@HerHappyBubble been there done that... Not helping.
Created at : 04/16/12 5:23 AM

Status :@sxyjade723 you like grasshoppers?
Created at : 04/16/12 5:20 AM

Status :It's 3am. I cannot fracking sleep. Any ideas?
Created at : 04/16/12 5:12 AM

Status :U know that drunken cab feeling? Where you're bouncing around in the backseat, looking out the window, dreaming about life? Ya, that's fun.
Created at : 04/14/12 3:56 AM

Status :There is something so lovely about a rainy day.
Created at : 04/13/12 12:01 PM

Status :If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, turn over.
Created at : 04/12/12 1:11 PM

Status :I never sound like I think I do.
Created at : 04/11/12 5:42 PM

Status :@KaleyCuoco this will be the longest I've ever seen you on set.
Created at : 04/10/12 3:55 PM

Status :@sushiday you're a programmer and a dancer?? Holy hell that's awesome.
Created at : 04/10/12 2:30 AM

Status :I really wish I never have to give up chocolate ice cream.
Created at : 04/10/12 1:50 AM

Status :@popitlockit get a chocolatey one.
Created at : 04/09/12 11:40 AM

Status :@MartyRockstar happy birthday- much to look forward to ahead:)
Created at : 04/09/12 11:39 AM

Status :It's Monday. I just ate a donut. Ballsack.
Created at : 04/09/12 11:36 AM

Status :"I never got this far in my dreams" congrats to Bubba Watson for winning the masters! a wonderful player and a more wonderful human being...
Created at : 04/08/12 6:51 PM

Status :Every time I try to sneak around traffic I get stuck in more of it. #Karma
Created at : 04/06/12 5:00 PM

Status :@showmetheravi it's all about the eyes.
Created at : 04/04/12 9:43 PM

Status :I'm not getting off the couch today. And I'm going to eat junk food. And drink coca cola. It won't even be diet. It'll be the sugary kind.
Created at : 04/04/12 9:36 PM

Status :@ActorMadhavan Dost you still in the states? Send me a DIrect message
Created at : 04/04/12 10:52 AM

Status :@solumnlyswear thanks:)
Created at : 04/02/12 11:31 PM

Status :@VikingsBarber thanks!
Created at : 04/02/12 11:13 PM

Status :@popitlockit where's a good place to grab some grub and some scotch?
Created at : 04/02/12 10:42 PM

Status :@AudEliMar coolness- excited to be in SLC:)
Created at : 04/02/12 2:08 AM

Status :@VikingsBarber will do:)))
Created at : 04/02/12 2:07 AM

Status :If u are in Salt Lake Tomo night, come to salt Lake community college and say hi:)I'll be talking.Also what to do Monday night in Salt Lake?
Created at : 04/01/12 11:47 PM

Status :@ActorMadhavan hey DM me, and we can talk LA and golf:)
Created at : 03/30/12 1:16 AM

Status :@MarkHelleWed dont drink an drive
Created at : 03/27/12 5:13 PM

Status :There is not a coffee table big enough for all the coffee table books I want to put on it.
Created at : 03/27/12 11:33 AM

Status :@ActorMadhavan Fly down to LA after Chicago for some sun and good times.
Created at : 03/25/12 12:21 PM

Status :If you're in the Salt Lake City area- I am giving a talk at Salt Lake community college April 2nd... stop by:)
Created at : 03/24/12 9:24 PM

Status :Man... I really wanted a donut this morning- but they put a juicer right next to the donuts. Fucking shit.
Created at : 03/23/12 11:36 AM

Status :What is it about women wearing boots... yummy.
Created at : 03/22/12 12:28 PM

Status :Last night I ate a cheeseburger bigger than my face. Today it feels like I had a really bad one night stand.
Created at : 03/20/12 5:28 PM

Status :It's Monday... Eat balls.
Created at : 03/19/12 11:59 AM

Status :RIP my dear Grandmother, may your smile light up a thousand hearts, wherever your new journey may take you. Love you forever.
Created at : 03/16/12 10:34 AM

Status :@Rickafox I'm really bummed about this. I wonder how this will emotionally affect the locker room
Created at : 03/15/12 4:27 PM

Status :I am entirely too obsessed with chicken wings.
Created at : 03/14/12 7:22 PM

Status :You can change a strangers entire day by letting them through in traffic.
Created at : 03/13/12 11:26 AM

Status :@mannystreetz good game bro, we were right there....
Created at : 03/11/12 10:46 PM

Status :Cooking with my wife. Mom visiting from India. The smells, the laughter, the love. I wondered about fulfillment, this is as close as it gets
Created at : 03/11/12 10:44 PM

Status :Get to know your conscience. It's who you go to bed with every night.
Created at : 03/10/12 12:24 PM

Status :My entire day revolves around the ability to take a nap. Can't decide if that's sad or awesome.
Created at : 03/08/12 8:21 PM

Status :@RjSucharita Holy Hai!
Created at : 03/07/12 12:37 PM

Status :I wonder if Sharks would be sooooo scary if Jaws had never been made.
Created at : 03/07/12 12:31 PM

Status :@TheRealNimoy Looking forward to seeing you!!!!!
Created at : 03/05/12 11:18 AM

Status :Sorry couldn't tweet the last few days. So, I thought it would be appropriate for one big giant orchestral BAALLLLLLSS! Oh and it's Monday.
Created at : 03/05/12 11:17 AM

Status :I just ate five Oreos. FIVE! I now have five butt cheeks.
Created at : 02/28/12 2:36 PM

Status :Its Monday. And its cloudy. Gloomy balls.
Created at : 02/27/12 11:27 AM

Status :I love watching the oscars. Dreaming.
Created at : 02/26/12 9:35 PM

Status :I hate when I'm starving and the food arrives and its too hot to eat, so I end up burning my tongue and then I can't taste anything.
Created at : 02/25/12 9:53 PM

Status :“@TVGuide: Ratings: #BigBang beats #Idol overall for the first time" woohoo, thanks guys! Love you all:)
Created at : 02/24/12 11:52 AM

Status :@iamfrench and big bazongas
Created at : 02/23/12 11:53 PM