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Status :@duplaselton I love you :)
Created at : 05/16/12 12:06 PM

Status :@benheller @larakate you better get your asses out of the house and down to the cineplex. We need you!
Created at : 05/15/12 8:49 PM

Status :@TheRealFakeTim thanks Tim!!!
Created at : 05/15/12 5:14 PM

Status :@RyanDevlin we should have you writing copy for the ad campaign.
Created at : 05/15/12 5:11 PM

Status :Watch the trailer for Hit And Run! It just debuted. @IMKristenBell, Me and sweet cars: http://t.co/xZKba74i
Created at : 05/15/12 4:28 PM

Status :Dear New York Lodging Accommodations, $20 for coffee? I didn't order a share of Starbucks' stock, correct? Just a coffee.
Created at : 05/15/12 8:04 AM

Status :I can't relate to people in their 20's with pets. I was way too selfish for that business. Dogs weren't allowed in bars back then.
Created at : 05/12/12 4:38 PM

Status :@pissykriss23 You can see the Lincoln in all her glory in Hit And Run on August 24th!
Created at : 05/12/12 9:46 AM

Status :Parenthood has been picked up for another season!!! Thank you NBC!!
Created at : 05/10/12 5:40 PM

Status :@BigggRusss mmm, I like that description. thanks!
Created at : 05/10/12 9:48 AM

Status :North Carolina, this ugly amendment has no place in your Beautiful state. It's incongruous. Fix it young people.
Created at : 05/08/12 8:45 PM

Status :@Kungfuzombiee these guys are book to the hilt!
Created at : 05/05/12 2:04 PM

Status :@Kungfuzombiee And The Justice Brothers Love you!
Created at : 05/05/12 1:09 PM

Status :Who knows a Mariachi band in LA that can play for one hour between 430-530? Wedding emergency for friend.
Created at : 05/05/12 1:06 PM

Status :Quitting nicotine lozenges after 6 years on them. I don't remember cigarettes being this hard to quit.
Created at : 05/04/12 1:39 PM

Status :I think NBC is going to wait until the wrap party of season four to tell us we've been picked up.
Created at : 05/03/12 1:56 PM

Status :@maebirdwing @imkristenbell Papa is baggin' baby a Thompson's Gazelle and a Horsebux (newly discovered fauna by mother) for your tummy.
Created at : 04/24/12 8:40 AM

Status :@mammasallright did you explain to them that you wouldn't be my GF because you thought Trevor Robinson was soooooo cute?
Created at : 04/24/12 8:36 AM

Status :@leannelynn agreed. And no atheist has ever successfully contorted atheism into a tool to enslave and rape. Yet those people are "godless"
Created at : 04/17/12 11:09 AM

Status :@SarahKSilverman in 2000 we thought the matrix would hijack us. Little did we know we would RUN towards it with open arms.
Created at : 04/17/12 3:44 AM

Status :@TomArnold hahahaha.
Created at : 04/17/12 1:32 AM

Status :@bradgrimmett one of my favorite books.
Created at : 04/17/12 1:01 AM

Status :@MlyStClr yes. One of my favorite books. @IMKristenBell and I took a road trip to Colorado City to see 1st hand. Creepy to the max.
Created at : 04/17/12 12:45 AM

Status :If Warren was being guided by god, god clearly doesn't value a good hair cut.
Created at : 04/17/12 12:35 AM

Status :Watching Warren Jeffs bio. What a winner. A real top-notch individual.
Created at : 04/17/12 12:34 AM

Status :@Andy_Richter @sarahksilverman that definitely has me less pumped about the 8 you gave me.
Created at : 04/15/12 3:45 AM

Status :Nothing quite as soothing as roto-rooter water jetting the sewer main at 1:39am #humblebrag
Created at : 04/15/12 3:39 AM

Status :“@TomArnold: Take away the 10% on the Far Left and 10% on the Far Right and this is a kick ass country:)” amen
Created at : 04/15/12 3:28 AM

Status :@lesleyarfin well I'm not joking. Get ready to run my campaign.
Created at : 04/15/12 3:25 AM

Status :@ArielleNugent I'm so glad you found Freebie.
Created at : 04/15/12 3:23 AM

Status :@sophia2313 your genius knows no bounds.
Created at : 04/15/12 3:22 AM

Status :@lesleyarfin what a fucking cop-out. I don't accept that. If I ever win a seat in public office I expect smoke to come off those hands.
Created at : 04/14/12 11:20 PM

Status :@ElleAkins don't fight it.
Created at : 04/14/12 4:19 PM

Status :@kellyoxford its amazing how many people on twitter have seemingly zero internet access.
Created at : 04/14/12 12:59 AM

Status :@palmerman how awesome. Abe!
Created at : 04/14/12 12:55 AM

Status :@deadcon8 very kind! Very kind indeed!
Created at : 04/13/12 5:27 PM

Status :@slverlakesounds hahahaha!
Created at : 04/13/12 1:50 AM

Status :@J_Tinnefeld that's the distributor's decision, but I'm hoping so.
Created at : 04/13/12 1:50 AM

Status :@CandacePParker we must never forget!
Created at : 04/13/12 12:41 AM

Status :@J_Tinnefeld thank you :)
Created at : 04/13/12 12:41 AM

Status :Idol was criminal tonight. almost identical to the Pia fiasco of 2011. We live in a unjust world.
Created at : 04/12/12 11:38 PM

Status :@TheRealFakeTim Agreed!!! Our biggest enemy is our perverse insistance on over-reacting.
Created at : 04/12/12 10:06 PM

Status :@J_Tinnefeld you have the writing credit wrong. I'm the only writer.
Created at : 04/12/12 10:00 PM

Status :Welcome to twitter Scotty!!!! @ScottIcenogle @reynalarson @KChenoweth @IMKristenBell @DianaMartinez1 @theseanhayes
Created at : 04/12/12 1:16 AM

Status :@charlesthorp @IMKristenBell Thank you Charles!
Created at : 04/11/12 11:24 AM

Status :@Immarolemodel Thank you! I tried harder than normal.
Created at : 04/11/12 11:23 AM

Status :@Possimpable14 it made me think of me too (not that it takes much).
Created at : 04/08/12 8:46 PM

Status :Real recognize real, and you lookin' familiar. Happy Easter JayZ
Created at : 04/08/12 4:32 PM

Status :@ERIKAjaneC don't be so pretty in your profile pic, ok? People are trying to stay married.
Created at : 04/06/12 2:38 PM

Status :@TomArnold @dontbefnserious what a weird stereotype. Jews don't have a hell. That means less fear and more party.
Created at : 04/06/12 2:29 PM

Status :you're my hero “@CobeWilliams: Ceasefire in New Orleans http://t.co/al3Dyi0S”
Created at : 04/06/12 2:28 PM

Status :I copied @IMKristenBell and did Sesame Street yesterday. It was so fun. Elmo and Abby are super good hangs.
Created at : 04/06/12 2:19 PM

Status :@Aoftheavenue ahhhh. I got ya.
Created at : 04/06/12 1:18 AM

Status :@RealTyreeBrown hahahaha
Created at : 04/05/12 5:03 PM

Status :@rachelisawesome I think the trillion young girls got that one covered.
Created at : 04/05/12 5:01 PM

Status :@Aoftheavenue what in the hell are you talking about?
Created at : 04/05/12 4:58 PM

Status :@robdelaney what an offer! Diner style!
Created at : 04/04/12 7:13 PM

Status :On my way to see Hunger Games solo. Yeah, I'm the real deal.
Created at : 04/04/12 5:02 PM

Status :Just did first bit of press with @IMKristenBell for @Hitandrunmovie. Sooooo excited. Can't wait for people to see it.
Created at : 04/04/12 3:53 PM

Status :@cabreakingnews @DamonLindelof @IMKristenBell Over my dead body! I'm first on the DamonTrain!
Created at : 03/31/12 9:51 PM

Status :AKA the good guys@espanquei @IMKristenBell @mrosenbaum711 @TomArnold @Kchenoweth @theseanhayes @DavidKoechner @HiRyanHansen @batemanjason
Created at : 03/31/12 9:47 PM

Status :@AhmetZappa you should see him in the pool at the Ace. Like a greek, ripped dolphin.
Created at : 03/31/12 9:45 PM

Status :@Andy_Richter even when uttered by Walt when arriving at Disney World?
Created at : 03/30/12 4:20 PM

Status :@TomArnold i received "signs"
Created at : 03/30/12 2:26 AM

Status :@TomArnold didn't I tell you this? I watched this a year ago and thought, "this is a sign! I have to do this!" Like most egomaniacs i think
Created at : 03/30/12 2:26 AM

Status :@cjizzo palermo is a stud
Created at : 03/30/12 2:24 AM

Status :@sparco568 thanks. Its catchy. I want to know what it means though. Maybe I should read the script.
Created at : 03/29/12 8:04 PM

Status :@sparco568 I like that. What does it mean? Did you just burn me?
Created at : 03/29/12 8:02 PM

Status :Charities are 100% effective (at making the creator of the charity feel important). #cynicaljokewarning
Created at : 03/29/12 7:57 PM

Status :@MELT_LA there's no better!
Created at : 03/27/12 4:41 PM

Status :@Andy_Richter @jimmykimmel @emilydeschanel @ZooeyDeschanel Which is what motived Zach and I to do it. Seeing how much fun you and Tiff had.
Created at : 03/26/12 2:45 PM

Status :@jimmykimmel @emilydeschanel @ZooeyDeschanel No, Zach Braff and I were both on NBC.
Created at : 03/26/12 2:37 PM

Status :@SarahKSilverman "He's always talking shit about someone" = "I always talk shit about people."
Created at : 03/26/12 2:33 PM

Status :@KaseyAnderson hahahaha.
Created at : 03/25/12 7:41 PM

Status :@snowball7579 no one does. Welcome.
Created at : 03/25/12 7:36 PM

Status :@KaseyAnderson yeah! And people with clean drinking water shouldn't speak up for people who don't have clean drinking water!
Created at : 03/25/12 7:35 PM

Status :@steveagee my jam is the badass breakfast sandwich
Created at : 03/25/12 6:48 PM

Status :@kimwaltrip hahahaha
Created at : 03/25/12 1:46 AM

Status :Getting late. Gotta get some wang chung. Got a big day tomorrow. Night night.
Created at : 03/25/12 1:45 AM

Status :Is anyone else taking this new medication to control Wang Chung Symptoms? The side effects scare me, but must do something.
Created at : 03/25/12 1:39 AM

Status :@kimwaltrip I presume your son was the result of that?
Created at : 03/25/12 1:37 AM

Status :@MikeLaPorta you're a genius
Created at : 03/25/12 1:35 AM

Status :My hamstrings are sore as hell. Way too much Wang Chunging last night.
Created at : 03/25/12 1:35 AM

Status :@b_radley13 hahahaha
Created at : 03/25/12 1:34 AM

Status :@CBRVA yeah, I'm clear on that, but how the hell do people wang chung tonight. it would be like everybody Led Zepplin tonight.
Created at : 03/25/12 1:33 AM

Status :"Every body have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight." 20+ years later, never did find out what in the hell that means.
Created at : 03/25/12 1:23 AM

Status :@hannahandersonn I LOVE this. Btw, it wasn't until my 3rd viewing that I noticed Sophia has a cat hanging out of her pocket. hahaha.
Created at : 03/23/12 10:12 AM

Status :I've taken to bringing my own coffee in Tupperware to hotels. My grandpa would be so proud of the man I've become.
Created at : 03/23/12 9:55 AM

Status :@majorfan4real I'm most depressed about her saying "he was like 40!" as if I had prostate cancer.
Created at : 03/21/12 11:55 PM

Status :@majorfan4real and shockingly beautiful in real life.
Created at : 03/21/12 11:52 PM

Status :@danbucatinsky no shit, right? Like a damn bird!
Created at : 03/21/12 11:48 PM

Status :@franklinscout to the convergence of church and state? No thanks.
Created at : 03/21/12 11:47 PM

Status :@gaberuski I did not. You haven't missed anything.
Created at : 03/21/12 11:46 PM

Status :@majorfan4real she said fan of the book. Not fan of her's. Let's not trounce her. She's plenty nice.
Created at : 03/21/12 11:45 PM

Status :@calebclotiaux because public schools aren't funded to teach religious theories. Those are taught in church. #separationofchurchandstate
Created at : 03/21/12 5:30 PM

Status :@vswims @IMKristenBell I actually think she was, because I did tell her that. But for the record, I'm a strong reader.
Created at : 03/21/12 5:26 PM

Status :Great. Maybe they can dispel gravity too "@HuffingtonPost: TN passes bill that allows anti-evolutionists to teach "alternate" scientific...
Created at : 03/21/12 5:12 PM

Status :Two of my favorite people @IMKristenBell and @jimmykimmel are having a chat tonight, and everyone's invited to eavesdrop. #JKL
Created at : 03/20/12 8:46 PM

Status :The experiment was a success!!!! @SethGreen and I have become ONE single human being! http://t.co/sOGaHMgH
Created at : 03/19/12 6:59 PM