David Spade Tweetstream

Status :the good news: brad pitt is shooting a movie in stage next to mine. The bad news: 3 people thought i was Shilo
Created at : 09/10/10 12:04 PM

Status :so thanks to everyone that saw grownups. now highest grossing worldwide movie for adam sandler. wee! Was happy/ lucky to be a part of it.
Created at : 09/09/10 4:55 PM

Status :We all love holidays ,vh-1 and Rush. but its this slightly offensive? Or funny http://twitpic.com/2msyi2
Created at : 09/09/10 3:23 PM

Status :Joe dirt alert! Ran into my main man kicking wing tonight [ aka kicking ass] great to see him. Will drag him into http://twitpic.com/2mlk13
Created at : 09/08/10 10:38 PM

Status :saw Machete. it wasnt mashitty. so that joke is useless. but spoiler alert: he not afraid to use this 'machete'. cue intestines flying
Created at : 09/07/10 12:04 PM

Status :why is it that everyone that works at cheesecake factory looks like the cast of GLEE... hmm
Created at : 09/06/10 11:26 PM

Status :No way! They bulldozed taco bell on beverly! Uncool.. Now how am I gonna get cramps and feel dizzy ?? http://twitpic.com/2lxjsh
Created at : 09/06/10 4:02 PM

Status :great show last night at largo w sarah silver,and and norm mcdonald and todd glass. jeff ross should have gone up too. next time..
Created at : 09/01/10 8:48 PM

Status :prediction: dancing w the stars will prob add octomom , mel gibsons babymama, and 3 of the trapped miners to show tonight.
Created at : 08/30/10 9:03 PM

Status :grown ups will be in scotland also! wasnt aware there were so many people tweeting it up in europe. niiiice
Created at : 08/24/10 4:02 PM

Status :any fans in england? just heard grownups opens there tomorro. let me know if you see it..
Created at : 08/24/10 2:50 PM

Status :saw piranha basically Jaws. and by basically i mean exactly. but it wasnt bad. and i have to say ive had it with 3D. not worth the hassle
Created at : 08/23/10 12:24 AM

Status :I love that this dude waits till he gets to bushes by ihop to clip his gross nails. Cue barf http://twitpic.com/2g7wi8
Created at : 08/19/10 12:08 PM

Status :First taping of rules of engagement! Weee! http://twitpic.com/2frnyn
Created at : 08/17/10 9:54 PM

Status :Does the president really need to fuck up ALL the traffic in town? can the guy skype some f ing meetings?? My god. http://twitpic.com/2fhfyj
Created at : 08/16/10 10:10 PM

Status :Bianaca and oliver. Rules promo shoot. 2 babes http://twitpic.com/2du4rb
Created at : 08/11/10 7:48 PM

Status :Hard to find t shirt : Mao Tse- Tung in pigtails. A must for christmas http://twitpic.com/2d03y6
Created at : 08/08/10 10:25 PM

Status :Found old gap girls backstage photo. Hilar http://twitpic.com/2bwgss
Created at : 08/05/10 2:41 PM

Status :US magazine: melissa rycroft is pregnant!.. America: who? ..what?,, oh wait that one girl from that show last year?.. um ok..zzzzz
Created at : 08/02/10 10:13 AM

Status :'Did I catch a niner in there?'. Tommy boy on hbo today http://twitpic.com/2avzlq
Created at : 08/02/10 12:38 AM

Status :I think german translation is 'bunch of morons'. Had a blast here. http://twitpic.com/2aadov
Created at : 07/31/10 4:03 AM

Status :Real housewives of berlin http://twitpic.com/2a4xka
Created at : 07/30/10 5:31 PM

Status :Our waiter was the pauli D of germany http://twitpic.com/2a4933
Created at : 07/30/10 4:04 PM

Status :In berlin. I'm stealing this entrance look for front of my new condo. I think its subtle http://twitpic.com/29yai2
Created at : 07/30/10 3:12 AM

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Created at : 07/28/10 12:59 PM

Status :me and my buddy after irish premiere. Guinness brewery party. Like willy wonkas chock factory http://twitpic.com/29g3tn
Created at : 07/28/10 9:48 AM

Status :On way to dublin premiere. Can we have a moment of silence for booze building http://twitpic.com/298og0
Created at : 07/27/10 3:58 PM

Status :Ireland really IS green. They weren't kidding http://twitpic.com/294h8q
Created at : 07/27/10 6:44 AM

Status :Caution: breakdancing http://twitpic.com/28x3a3
Created at : 07/26/10 12:54 PM

Status :Me and chris on the mean streets of london http://twitpic.com/28w7sf
Created at : 07/26/10 10:57 AM

Status :London hotel. People waiting for adam and chris's autograph http://twitpic.com/28v21q
Created at : 07/26/10 8:42 AM

Status :Nice to see this first thing at the airport. Calms my nerves http://twitpic.com/28dqxp
Created at : 07/24/10 8:12 PM

Status :birthday was fun /mellow. thx for all the tweets. prepping for first trip to europe w grown ups gang should a major/rager. will post pix
Created at : 07/23/10 7:42 PM

Status :And NATURALLY the one other guy at this massive storage place parks in front of mine. Classic not coolness http://twitpic.com/27f4ci
Created at : 07/21/10 7:07 PM

Status :my storage unit just officially bummed the shit out of me . its mind boggling how much crap i deem great enough to keep under lock and key
Created at : 07/21/10 7:02 PM

Status :i didnt understand Inception. unfortunately i did understand the last Airbender
Created at : 07/20/10 12:01 AM

Status :did paris hilton get caught w pot again? i think thats lost its shock value. its like hearing she ran a stop sign
Created at : 07/19/10 10:55 AM

Status :mel gibson says his statements were taken out of context...for 30 straight minutes
Created at : 07/19/10 12:41 AM

Status :Sunday funday. Frozen bananas, cupcakes and jack daniels. Boozy suzy alert! http://twitpic.com/26ork5
Created at : 07/18/10 10:27 PM

Status :penny hardaway wants to play for the heat? and hes 38.. thats 138 in basketball years
Created at : 07/18/10 4:54 PM

Status :You know what? I actually miss the oil... I never thought I would.. :[ http://twitpic.com/25kuko
Created at : 07/15/10 3:20 PM

Status :joe deertay on mtv tonight. i keep hearing from tweeters watching it. it finally made the jump from tbs to mtv . prep for heavy rotashe
Created at : 07/13/10 12:54 AM

Status :i hate when some of these motorcycle guys swerve past me in traffic, cut me off, and pass me on a hill. then the cry when they get killed
Created at : 07/13/10 12:39 AM

Status :saw @thedanband . a killer show, as always. also ran into anniston there. a stunner in person, as always. now off to napa to see bro. wee!
Created at : 07/11/10 11:33 AM

Status :im tried of rappers telling me to put my hands in the air. my hands are fine where they are . just rap
Created at : 07/10/10 7:28 PM

Status :lets be honest and all admit the bachelor show is a scam. no one really stays together. they changed it to 'i now pronounce u man and press'
Created at : 07/08/10 1:47 AM

Status :The wooden indian.. A classic pic from the old days http://twitpic.com/23bcex
Created at : 07/07/10 6:04 PM

Status :I think the sitch looks a bit like pauly shore. Am I way off? http://twitpic.com/23b4vp
Created at : 07/07/10 5:33 PM

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Created at : 07/07/10 2:58 PM

Status :i liked during lohan court hearings when dad busted in. hes like a delivery boy for Dramanoes. shes like 'oh, it gets worse..great..'
Created at : 07/07/10 1:10 AM

Status :lohan was crying so hard. then her nose was running. some guy just sold her boogs for 8 grand. still alot of power flour in there i guess
Created at : 07/06/10 5:44 PM

Status :saw a woman that looked like snookie at the gym. apparently not the best compliment to be called a snook-alike. o well, live and learn..
Created at : 07/06/10 10:30 AM

Status :guy at ihop tells me i need to watch all his videos on utube and facebook . now i have chores. thought id be stuck watching fireworks sunday
Created at : 07/03/10 12:35 PM

Status :hey if u can follow my buddy on @krmaclothing . some good stuff. if you like stuff..
Created at : 07/03/10 12:31 PM

Status :oh no! my friend just said his kid made him see grownups 6 times..is it good manners to give him Dexatrim to stay awake for these marathons?
Created at : 07/03/10 12:42 AM

Status :grown ups is in second week go check out. forget stupid twilight and the last Airbiscuit
Created at : 07/02/10 2:06 PM

Status :wow mel gibsons toast. he wishes he was at laugh factory so he could blame it on his 'act'. even tho that didnt seem to work before hmmm
Created at : 07/02/10 2:05 PM

Status :UM .. Easily 2 foot lizard cruising mexico .Looking to read for jurrassic park 4 http://twitpic.com/20q5t8
Created at : 06/28/10 9:36 AM

Status :End of night after grownups party in hurricane cancun. Glad we made it for the humidity festival. Drench city http://twitpic.com/20mnon
Created at : 06/27/10 11:28 PM

Status :also im in cancun w the cast and i have bad news for this tropical storm.. ITS A FUCKING HURRICANE! what a loud scary night. water in room
Created at : 06/27/10 9:19 AM

Status :wanted to thank everyone who rallied to grownups. it did well on a wkend w tom cruise and mega toy story. even karate kid got some kicks in
Created at : 06/27/10 9:13 AM

Status :Shit! Did I leave my nitrogen tanks when I stopped to grab a paper? We have to go back.. http://twitpic.com/1z9kv5
Created at : 06/23/10 9:22 AM

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Created at : 06/23/10 8:05 AM

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Created at : 06/22/10 11:16 AM

Status :hey check out these online cartoons I did with some old snl guys http://tiny.cc/n3cfz
Created at : 06/21/10 10:39 AM

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Created at : 06/20/10 9:20 PM

Status :IMG00384-20100618-1527.jpg http://twitpic.com/1xykq4
Created at : 06/18/10 8:30 PM

Status :did leno. showed a video . also saw pau gasol. was like stewart little for lack of an older reference
Created at : 06/18/10 8:09 PM

Status :finally doing howard stern. this monday. its been years, but i still listen. hes always funny. should be interesting
Created at : 06/17/10 2:15 AM

Status :doing jay leno friday.. thinking of dumb things to say. im almost out
Created at : 06/16/10 12:59 PM

Status :IMG00359-20100612-1613.jpg http://twitpic.com/1wa2uz
Created at : 06/12/10 6:14 PM

Status :@danawhite not sure, always like liddel and want him to stick around. but RF seems like a cool dude. no idea . it will be good one tho
Created at : 06/12/10 1:27 PM

Status :Check out the 2 picture ruiners http://twitpic.com/1vy14x
Created at : 06/11/10 6:16 PM

Status :country music awards was a blast. went to see good old kid rock.. AKA robbie from j dirt. lotta fun in nashville this eve
Created at : 06/10/10 1:15 AM

Status :hey @jennyfrommtv dateline did a special about grownups. thats the good news. bad news chris hanson had some hidden camera stuff to show us
Created at : 06/10/10 12:49 AM

Status :Gorgeous day on way to country music awards! http://twitpic.com/1vcnsn
Created at : 06/09/10 3:37 PM

Status :Um can I get away from these chicks for one 4 hour flight? Answer: no http://twitpic.com/1vbauz
Created at : 06/09/10 12:08 PM

Status :hey i just saw our dateline interview from sunday night. that was a good one. anyone else see?
Created at : 06/08/10 4:52 PM

Status :'Hey I gotta get off the phone and shake this sign around. Talk soon' http://twitpic.com/1uvpet
Created at : 06/07/10 6:16 PM

Status :Dinner after mtv awards http://twitpic.com/1unm7t
Created at : 06/06/10 9:27 PM

Status :Jersey shore limo for mtv awards. Hilar http://twitpic.com/1ummj6
Created at : 06/06/10 7:01 PM

Status :Never wear the same outfit as the couch http://twitpic.com/1ulxfu
Created at : 06/06/10 5:28 PM

Status :From lakers on thurs. Wee! http://twitpic.com/1ubsb7
Created at : 06/05/10 8:50 PM

Status :spike awards tonight. maybe it doesnt air for awhile?? anyway anyone see get him to greek? how is it
Created at : 06/05/10 6:58 PM

Status :and phil jackson was yelling at all of us but as a joke. we wouldnt disrespect the game.bad enough sitting so close to bench. they must hate
Created at : 06/05/10 1:09 AM

Status :everyone asking about rock.. he was just talking out loud and being funny. nothing bad to kobe. pix from game to come . bad at doing it
Created at : 06/05/10 1:08 AM

Status :my mom just got mad at me cuz i never saw amadeus. shes like DAVEY! YOUR KIDDING ME! but she never saw midnight run so..
Created at : 06/02/10 8:26 PM

Status :if guys see sex in city 2 it will be like watching last episode of lost. you will have no idea whats going on and nothing makes sense
Created at : 06/01/10 3:47 PM

Status :mem day. got fried in sun ...acted cool.. told people im famous..typical monday
Created at : 06/01/10 12:29 AM

Status :one more pic from fight night. Drunk spade realizing his ufc days may be behind him http://twitpic.com/1sisll
Created at : 05/30/10 12:17 PM

Status :At fight behind iron mike and GSP. Freaking out slightly.. http://twitpic.com/1scy51
Created at : 05/29/10 11:41 PM

Status :heading to fight soon. will be a great one.
Created at : 05/29/10 7:53 PM

Status :50 cent looks like pookie in new jack city
Created at : 05/28/10 8:00 PM

Status :here's a nice thing about the show in variety http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118019878.html?categoryid=1236&cs=1
Created at : 05/27/10 12:52 PM

Status :on a serious note, BP is making a last ditch effort and trying to shove 2000 tampons in the pipe to clog it . lets cross fingers
Created at : 05/27/10 11:13 AM

Status :idol also reminded me alot of glee or visa versa. all the kids sing the big stars song. by hall / oats i could guess ahead! cant trick me!
Created at : 05/27/10 10:12 AM

Status :watching idol... it was bopping along till christina aqualera pulled the E brake.. my god i almost hit the windshield. slow song= zzz town
Created at : 05/27/10 12:53 AM

Status :Found this too. Tear jerker http://twitpic.com/1qz33h
Created at : 05/25/10 11:49 AM

Status :Found this old promo pic of me and the lovely maya. I love it http://twitpic.com/1qz1m5
Created at : 05/25/10 11:44 AM