David Spade Tweetstream

Status :Will ferrel on tightrope is best part. #ballcruncher
Created at : 02/05/12 7:06 PM

Status :I hope theres no wardrobe malfunction. #greypubesareabummer
Created at : 02/05/12 7:02 PM

Status :Battle ship or transformers 4? #verysim
Created at : 02/05/12 6:04 PM

Status :"I like the commercials better than the game!" - someone at every superbowl party
Created at : 02/05/12 5:32 PM

Status :Is that kelly clarkson? Where have i been?
Created at : 02/05/12 5:19 PM

Status :me and this guys are always together in sentences. heres just another example.. http://t.co/EAGViPrb
Created at : 02/05/12 1:34 PM

Status :This means dirt. #joedirtsequel. #samepicdiffjoke http://t.co/pVoaW1gy
Created at : 02/04/12 9:44 PM

Status :This means bore. http://t.co/QTcsZqOI
Created at : 02/04/12 7:36 PM

Status :oops again @courteneycox. my god, have some coffee spade
Created at : 02/04/12 10:48 AM

Status :i'm babysitting my 5 year old niece. I bet she falls for this old trick http://t.co/u6RpJphM
Created at : 02/02/12 5:41 PM

Status :rude. RT @NickSwardson Found this picture of @DavidSpade going to the Emmy's. http://t.co/39hEUiFT
Created at : 02/02/12 12:12 AM

Status :love it RT @advicefrommeg I wonder how many other girls think that 'Sweet Home Alabama' is the song they share with @DavidSpade . #turnitup
Created at : 02/02/12 12:08 AM

Status :Its about the time the caught curly. He was the stooge i never trusted http://t.co/ptXoRMzu
Created at : 01/31/12 3:52 PM

Status :My mom made me a pillow. So sweet http://t.co/NsuJAkIP
Created at : 01/30/12 2:53 PM

Status :go ahead RT @williamsmike869 @DavidSpade you are awful. You make me want to rip my eyes out and stab myself in the ears with sharp pencils.
Created at : 01/28/12 11:16 PM

Status :Benicio del Toro looks like shit lately. But what a talent http://t.co/FXbJtRPa
Created at : 01/28/12 10:53 AM

Status :my brother andy won a short film award at sundance! before i did. so proud! ( cut to me smashing up my apartment) http://t.co/8jji4sc5
Created at : 01/27/12 1:22 AM

Status :i miss skating RT @Mike McGill @DavidSpade Yo Spade,at Sundance right now with Stacy P and crew for new Bones Brigade Doc,cheers buddy
Created at : 01/27/12 1:17 AM

Status :At club. Bottles on ice: gettin slizzard.. I think DJ J Crew was spinning. Or DJ PA. Not sure. #getamousehead http://t.co/k4N253qV
Created at : 01/25/12 1:01 PM

Status :my buddy @nickswardson from benchwarmers just joined twitter. way to be on top of things dipshit. FF him if u love general dumbness.
Created at : 01/24/12 8:36 PM

Status :Tell them not to put our dessert in a lightbulb next time. #choke. #die http://t.co/jxfGxq1e
Created at : 01/23/12 10:04 PM

Status :Want some pot? http://t.co/poyVag21
Created at : 01/20/12 10:55 PM

Status :Oh my god . I caught these 2 christmas trees kidnapping another one. In broad daylight! http://t.co/vy5qGPAw
Created at : 01/18/12 4:56 PM

Status :golden globe party last night was like hi school. Ang jolie was prom queen sitting in corner.. i was tuff jock at keg contemplating college
Created at : 01/16/12 1:33 PM

Status :sorry carrying dumb iphone and it sent a tweet. hope all naked pix didnt go out. was planning on monday
Created at : 01/15/12 5:39 PM

Status :Iddfoj
Created at : 01/15/12 12:45 PM

Status :Im new at this but im sick of this smarmy prick already. #2yearslate http://t.co/SrwSveC5
Created at : 01/14/12 5:55 PM

Status :good show at venetian last night. @kathygriffin came and stayed after to crash my meet and greet. was funny
Created at : 01/14/12 5:24 PM

Status :I hate when i forget my keys and i start to leave and someone walks up behind me with them and says " hey, you might need these"
Created at : 01/13/12 5:43 PM

Status :Then the dolphin gets a nice fake tail and smashes it against the wall. Smooth move exlax. Have fun drowning moron
Created at : 01/13/12 11:29 AM

Status :Watching dolphin tale on plane. This dolphin is being a real a-hole. wont let them put fake tail on him .its for your own good dipshit relax
Created at : 01/12/12 10:46 PM

Status :Team rory did our best but we got crushed. Major frownie. #mostlycuzofme http://t.co/JQJ96jI1
Created at : 01/11/12 10:11 PM

Status :Ready to rage. #fore! http://t.co/HKb6OWxL
Created at : 01/11/12 6:29 PM

Status :thx ill stop posting only the haters. even tho some r funny RT @BryonieRogers @DavidSpade you have to be one of the funniest guys ever
Created at : 01/10/12 2:26 PM

Status :that was a funny episode?RT @TomFowl3r Watching Rules of Engagement @DavidSpade You suck dick
Created at : 01/10/12 2:11 PM

Status :Sony open. I played with ricky barnes. Im killing him. Its 80 to 60. Ill easily get to 100. # sucker http://t.co/UDrS87WY
Created at : 01/09/12 11:00 PM

Status :What does leanne rimes do other than prance around in a bikini 24/7? Didnt she used to sing or something?
Created at : 01/09/12 7:50 PM

Status :im in luck, they showed it 37 times since last tweet
Created at : 01/09/12 1:41 PM

Status :I wonder if sports center will show a replay of tebows winning pass today. Finger crossed. Ill wait all day if i have to
Created at : 01/09/12 1:30 PM

Status :Kid ob plane in front of me is doing a double spade shot . Emperors new groove and rules of engagement. #doubledown http://t.co/xlBFAzDP
Created at : 01/09/12 12:07 AM

Status :I turned game on late Why is dennis quaid there? #thatshouldbemeonhisshoulders
Created at : 01/07/12 5:07 PM

Status :Michelle bachman finally got fake eye lashes. 1 day too late. Shes got 4 years to think about that #vampit up http://t.co/YXR1DZwQ
Created at : 01/05/12 7:00 PM

Status :This should be called looking for bigfoot cuz if u call it finding bigfoot u better FIND BIGFOOT. or its just camping http://t.co/0CBpuryd
Created at : 01/04/12 4:18 PM

Status :everyday RT @ravi_patel13 @DavidSpade how much do you miss chris farley? spade-farley duo can't be beat #tommyboy #blacksheep #greatcomedy
Created at : 01/04/12 9:52 AM

Status :To erase last disturbing tweet , heres me killing it on my hike. Celebrating 100 yard mark by starting fun avalanche http://t.co/8KfHOylB
Created at : 01/04/12 12:13 AM

Status :UM..im not easily floored but this chick on the show Taboo that isnt a paraplegic but wants to be is creepy x 1000 http://t.co/hYQ70Zym
Created at : 01/03/12 8:34 PM

Status :Christmas is over. (frownie face.) Its always hard to say my goodbyes to this dude.. http://t.co/FpEGssJu
Created at : 01/03/12 10:16 AM

Status :I think once it hits 12 and everyone's wasted we all have the same thought. Let's hit the 2 am Warhorse.
Created at : 01/01/12 1:20 AM

Status :New years is great. Where else can u pay 3000% over retail price for booze. Ps 70 $ red bull feels a bit forced. :( http://t.co/CAHLNYi6
Created at : 01/01/12 1:11 AM

Status :Kim k 600 grand to hang at a club nye?? Why?She just sits on a throne and then sez ok everybody it's time 10,9,8..(cut to her cue cards)
Created at : 12/30/11 10:47 AM

Status :Nice Christmas ad. Do we really have to drag Rudolph into it..#coughinggetsyoustoneder http://t.co/iiwuSqr0
Created at : 12/28/11 1:57 PM

Status :I got smoked on my hike by a woman dressed for the mall in sweater and uggs and a 5 yr old who's not winded at all. http://t.co/So23S98m
Created at : 12/27/11 5:07 PM

Status :This ruined my hike. #azweenercactus http://t.co/Tn58tjVw
Created at : 12/25/11 4:09 PM

Status :never seen that. i love it RT @Mae_League @DavidSpade Big fan man, look at what I got for xmas. You'll appreciate it.. http://t.co/M69Fuo8z
Created at : 12/25/11 11:38 AM

Status :MERRY XMAS FANS! RT @ramatet @davidspade are you really this much of a dick in person?
Created at : 12/25/11 11:15 AM

Status :Yes feb 10 boston RT @p3b2416 @DavidSpade big fan dave, are you by chance coming anywhere near rhode island, massachusetts anytime soon. ?
Created at : 12/25/11 12:14 AM

Status :dont get cranky cam delivered sry brooklyn RT @KellyEE Romo getting injured guaranteed @DavidSpade victory...Congratulations, you win.
Created at : 12/25/11 12:09 AM

Status :Holy shit. All day pajamas? I'm in. #letsparty http://t.co/ZAIskTK3
Created at : 12/24/11 5:56 PM

Status :Woke up hungover. Now watching mob wives. Very soothing. Note: the transcripts of this show must be in all caps #screamfest
Created at : 12/24/11 10:09 AM

Status :Got a shout out. Check off #18 on bucket list. Ps. He's killing
Created at : 12/23/11 11:02 PM

Status :You know this is going right on his fridge . Crowd was great. #mulletfest. #joedirtconvention http://t.co/xQa06Pjd
Created at : 12/23/11 10:20 PM

Status :At bob seger show. Joe dirts favorite rocker. #majorshit
Created at : 12/23/11 10:02 PM

Status :My waiter freaked out cuz he accidentally said merry Christmas instead of shitty 'happy holidays' . Dont worry im old school. I liked it
Created at : 12/23/11 10:50 AM

Status :#newyearspredictions. I finally get an acceptable normal haircut. #longshot
Created at : 12/22/11 2:11 AM

Status :i dont like actors that fake cough in cold commercials #whatsyourpetpeeve
Created at : 12/20/11 8:26 PM

Status :This game is weak. Turn off lights again . It was more fun. #nfl
Created at : 12/19/11 10:20 PM

Status :I did. but didnt get cat scratch fever :( RT @ChristalBaller I like to think @DavidSpade hand picked every song on the #JoeDirt soundtrack.
Created at : 12/18/11 6:37 PM

Status :I like that a wrote a thing called chia head as a fake commercial at snl in the old days, then it becomes real product http://t.co/tZqjD1XC
Created at : 12/18/11 6:32 PM

Status :thank god Sam Hurd is also on my fantasy drug dealer team
Created at : 12/16/11 6:43 PM

Status :The Sitter was very funny. @jonahhill was hilar , and the daughter too.
Created at : 12/16/11 4:49 PM

Status :I'm sorry I'm usually nice @DavidSpade Great show David! You know I met you once. I was a waitress and you were a bit of a jerk. I survived.
Created at : 12/15/11 11:19 AM

Status :tonight is last new rules of engagement for awhile . check it yo. then my buddys robs show is there #atleastyoullgetoneofus
Created at : 12/15/11 10:24 AM

Status :Let's just make it an even hundred. My god. #shellshocked Literally at Shell http://t.co/HclyyChV
Created at : 12/14/11 2:39 PM

Status :tommyboy , joe dirt , grown ups RT @311fan2 @DavidSpade What was your all time favorite movie to shoot?
Created at : 12/13/11 6:37 PM

Status :too many times RT @SeXXXyShoes @DavidSpade I really liked you in Tommyboy, I was wondering, if you saw Mr. Farley's weiner while filming?
Created at : 12/13/11 6:23 PM

Status :Just shoot me reunion today at lunch. Our director Pam Fryman stood in for George segal. #superfuntime http://t.co/BEBpA7R5
Created at : 12/13/11 12:48 AM

Status :Sitting with my drunk friend. If DUI's ever get switched to the honor system he's fucked. Minimum 3000 +
Created at : 12/12/11 9:39 PM

Status :Uh oh. Firemarshalls showed up. It was just a matter of time #buzzkill http://t.co/9ptWNmGJ
Created at : 12/12/11 1:06 AM

Status :Fun toy. also reminds me of first girlfriend. Aww http://t.co/qMvhpTtL
Created at : 12/11/11 6:42 PM

Status :McDonald's really nailed the fries today
Created at : 12/10/11 12:54 PM

Status :the romance continues RT Attended the #UNICEFBall w/DavidSpade. Staggering the work @unicef are doing. http://t.co/Rz7ch1Eq
Created at : 12/09/11 5:44 PM

Status :I'm bummed sanduskys wife is sticking by his side. I was hoping she'd be single by now. #reboundaction
Created at : 12/09/11 1:33 PM

Status :wow. MASH star harry morgan dead at 96. so sad. i thought he was 96 during MASH. i was way off. #notmeanenougtobeatoosoonjoke
Created at : 12/08/11 1:30 PM

Status :ok new episode of that show we used to do rules airs tonight. dont miss or youll have to wait a week to see it again #boringtweet
Created at : 12/08/11 1:22 PM

Status :Taped last show yesterday. Funny cake. What a burn. Ps shows on tonight I think http://t.co/w16Ew4Ug
Created at : 12/07/11 12:31 PM

Status :Why is ghostbusters car and green hornet meeting at a remote parking lot. Wtf is happening? Run ! http://t.co/BOmK4tJX
Created at : 12/07/11 1:14 AM

Status :RT @dangerl33 I dig the chick clothes from The Gap. Present day Gap Girls are definatley hotter than Sandler & Farley..but not @DavidSpade.
Created at : 12/06/11 5:03 PM

Status :@amanofmanyfaces got drenched witha soup gun today. He's officially turned in to Mr. Bean http://t.co/jcyZZc9n
Created at : 12/06/11 1:15 AM

Status :closer than i thought it would be RT@NikkiNovak Shiloh-Jolie-Spade???? @Davidspade :) http://t.co/Io6oLqkG
Created at : 12/05/11 1:03 PM

Status :I found some woodshitters on my friends window. ( best name for termites) http://t.co/eW1ypTBw
Created at : 12/04/11 3:51 PM

Status :Note to dudes: try not to wear same socks as wicked witch http://t.co/M3AgYi0a
Created at : 12/03/11 7:02 PM

Status :so funny. first ep of new kardashians. these 2 hate each other so much its comical
Created at : 12/03/11 5:58 PM

Status :hey boston, i'm doing standup @The_Wilbur on Feb 10. here's the ticket link http://t.co/DKLszOVD #letspahty
Created at : 12/02/11 4:57 PM

Status :This woman lived with her baby in the park for weeks. Worst part is kid thought they were in line for twilight http://t.co/5rSGUHLU
Created at : 11/30/11 10:22 AM

Status :#occupyla . 99% of the protesters are from the news. Filming one guy
Created at : 11/30/11 2:16 AM