ashton kutcher Tweetstream

Status :@KatherineCahoon ty brin rocks
Created at : 09/08/10 2:38 AM

Status :this cracks me up... don't ask why. http://bit.ly/b4oFlJ #whatpops
Created at : 09/08/10 2:09 AM

Status :words from the greatest ever!! http://bit.ly/diUdX0 Smalls//The Wickedest Freestyle/160 Spotify: Biggie Smalls – The Wickedest Freestyle
Created at : 09/08/10 1:23 AM

Status :Did u get it on itunes? RT @itsokimjordish: The Killers was actually a funny movie.
Created at : 09/08/10 12:11 AM

Status :Cover me http://www.cracked.com/video_18216_worst-cop-ever.html
Created at : 09/07/10 9:54 PM

Status :I'm sitting @chegg watching kids across America lease their text books and save cash real-time. It's fascinating.
Created at : 09/07/10 1:11 PM

Status :This is like porn for the geek in me. With the sound track to boot. http://nowmov.com/s/1n4V
Created at : 09/07/10 12:59 PM

Status :Wondering who to start this week in your fantasy football league. Solution --> http://thefantasyconsultant.com
Created at : 09/07/10 12:34 PM

Status :@sarah_ross I think u need to lay off the coffee
Created at : 09/07/10 11:23 AM

Status :#nowplaying Praise You by Fatboy Slim -great way to start the day.
Created at : 09/07/10 10:45 AM

Status :I would like to propose a toast to the guy who invented labor day. You kick ass!
Created at : 09/06/10 11:37 PM

Status :this is what my team @katalysthq is up to - http://youtu.be/DrS4Y-UCCvI
Created at : 09/06/10 9:19 PM

Status :funny RT @jack: The great vastness, magnitude, & violence of the ocean sure does put things in perspective. I have to do my laundry.
Created at : 09/06/10 9:15 PM

Status :I would like to dedicate today to sitting on my ass and doing nothing!
Created at : 09/06/10 2:19 PM

Status :@ACBaltimore thank you for being such a great teacher.
Created at : 09/06/10 3:49 AM

Status :Hey @Revis24 congrats on the deal!
Created at : 09/06/10 3:36 AM

Status :Thanks @donnydfine for the ffl work out video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXb2KXU_yEE
Created at : 09/05/10 3:07 PM

Status :My new favorite word "mudita" it's sanskrit meaning to feel joy for someone elses happiness. We all need more mudita!
Created at : 09/05/10 12:24 PM

Status :California gothic shadow couple http://yfrog.com/9d1truj
Created at : 09/04/10 7:14 PM

Status :There is no reason why the Iowa can't be national champs this year. Go Hawkeyes!
Created at : 09/04/10 12:18 PM

Status :Not much can beat football under the Friday night lights.
Created at : 09/03/10 11:15 PM

Status :get out of my house!!!!!! http://dailybooth.com/u/4ovu7
Created at : 09/03/10 8:43 PM

Status :I've just snapped a new picture: http://dailybooth.com/u/4ovih
Created at : 09/03/10 8:28 PM

Status :everybody be quiet! we're booth bombing!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://dailybooth.com/u/4ougw
Created at : 09/03/10 7:32 PM

Status :@JoshErickson meg is the sarlacc pit
Created at : 09/03/10 3:00 PM

Status :Watching a sneak peek of "the Return of the Jedi" Family Guy ep in McFarlane's office. #feelingprivileged
Created at : 09/03/10 2:23 PM

Status :I just realized the last 10 people I've met have been VIA email. New start up idea e-mintro "we simplify email intros"
Created at : 09/03/10 12:09 PM

Status :mid-coffee me http://dailybooth.com/u/4oid6
Created at : 09/03/10 10:39 AM

Status :pre-coffee me http://dailybooth.com/u/4ohoh
Created at : 09/03/10 10:01 AM

Status :attention extraordinary marketers, @katalysthq is hiring - http://linkd.in/93HswB (p.s. thank you @linkedin)
Created at : 09/03/10 12:16 AM

Status :hard to go wrong with a good boat crash vid http://bit.ly/cRXOhQ
Created at : 09/02/10 9:54 PM

Status :I hate it when I get crushed by a ham http://redux.com/stream/item/1651532/Parallel-Parking
Created at : 09/02/10 9:52 PM

Status :this is brutal "Jan Brewer's Opening Statement for the Gubernatorial Debate" on http://nowmov.com/s/1m_4
Created at : 09/02/10 9:49 PM

Status :hey @azephyrgirl thank you so much for the massive delivery of "HotCakes" to @katalysthq - HIGH FIVE
Created at : 09/02/10 3:21 PM

Status :Figuring out flights to Austria and Moscow on Oct 29/30 to do a charity event for @DNAfoundation
Created at : 09/01/10 10:38 PM

Status :we are LIVE right now http://bit.ly/V4ov FANTASY FOOTBALL LIVE
Created at : 09/01/10 8:42 PM

Status :RT @Ustream: Join @aplusk and friends for another weekly episode of Fantasy Football live! http://bit.ly/9k6HKq
Created at : 09/01/10 8:26 PM

Status :Talking 2 @beaniewells26 2night on #ffl maybe we can get to the bottom of whats happening in AZ. http://Ustream.tv/Ashton 6:30pst
Created at : 09/01/10 7:05 PM

Status :@vivy_x happy bday
Created at : 09/01/10 4:46 PM

Status :RT @katalysthq: We've got the @FFLShow tonight at 6:30p PT! Join @aplusk @toojiggy @TFConsultant! http://dld.bz/ue3m
Created at : 09/01/10 3:22 PM

Status :Thank you guys for your continued contribution to #whatpops http://bit.ly/955XRJ
Created at : 09/01/10 3:20 PM

Status :STAR magazine - you don't get to stand behind "freedom of the press" when you are writing fiction.
Created at : 09/01/10 11:15 AM

Status :I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.
Created at : 09/01/10 11:13 AM

Status :working on turning "things I believe" into "things that I Know"
Created at : 08/31/10 2:56 PM

Status :then follow em @popchips RT @catvienna: I LOVE popchips. Like for reals, I do. No bs.
Created at : 08/31/10 2:10 PM

Status :nice 2c the popchips... I'll stop by just 4that RT @RyanSeacrest Early lunch @freshii! http://yfrog.com/49p2bnj
Created at : 08/31/10 2:03 PM

Status :this is about the coolest thing I've seen in a long time http://bit.ly/cUptyg
Created at : 08/31/10 12:01 PM

Status :True, over perfumation in theater is brutal. I dont want channel #5 flavor popcorn RT @dj_roses: this applies to movie theaters too!
Created at : 08/30/10 11:43 PM

Status :@Hillboi03 funny right
Created at : 08/30/10 11:37 PM

Status :@theponycorn hi ponycorn. I don't know u but your name makes me laugh.
Created at : 08/30/10 11:31 PM

Status :Just because I'm in an elevator with doesn't mean I wanna smell you perfume. Easy ladies...
Created at : 08/30/10 11:30 PM

Status :this is me talking with company accounting!! gun to head POW! http://dailybooth.com/u/4m2mg
Created at : 08/30/10 6:05 PM

Status :hey @mashable I think ur missing http://bit.ly/9rlsXC in your list. I'd put him against anyone http://bit.ly/9hrXa9 check it out
Created at : 08/30/10 5:43 PM

Status :Taking a twitter day break. Enjoy your Sunday. #fs @mazzant
Created at : 08/29/10 1:38 PM

Status :I'm watching someone learn Dougie. God I love Vegas.
Created at : 08/28/10 5:52 PM

Status :RT @toojiggy: Quote of the night from @snoopdogg as he left @aplusk room last nite "Damn, those muthafu*kas know how to party!" EPIC!
Created at : 08/28/10 4:15 PM

Status :@CaitAlexandra31 funny
Created at : 08/28/10 3:20 PM

Status :@StacyKeibler we are sending out a search party
Created at : 08/28/10 3:12 PM

Status :I think I injured my brain last night and I can't seem to find my voice.
Created at : 08/28/10 2:54 PM

Status :Hey @ludajuice are you performing at this tomorrow? http://www.maloofmoneycup.com/
Created at : 08/28/10 2:24 AM

Status :Why am I on stage with @snoopdogg in Vegas?
Created at : 08/28/10 12:20 AM

Status :Working with @snoopdogg on building an anti-trafficking program around superbowl. End slavery! The tide is turning! #DNA
Created at : 08/27/10 8:52 PM

Status :Survey says.... @snoopdogg http://yfrog.com/0qjgsej
Created at : 08/27/10 8:26 PM

Status :Seriously who is this cat?? http://yfrog.com/0q2bkej
Created at : 08/27/10 8:23 PM

Status :Guess who? http://yfrog.com/0vjnulj
Created at : 08/27/10 8:22 PM

Status :We are rocking our draft of Sirius http://yfrog.com/n4z5qmj
Created at : 08/27/10 3:33 PM

Status :We're back. http://Ustream.tv/Ashton. Fantasy football live
Created at : 08/27/10 2:30 PM

Status :Sorry we are on the road and having tech difficulties. Brb http://Ustream.tv/Ashton
Created at : 08/27/10 2:27 PM

Status :We are live. Http://Ustream.tv/Ashton #ffl
Created at : 08/27/10 2:02 PM

Status :Don't miss fantasy football live in 5 min! From Vegas. http://Ustream.tv/Ashton
Created at : 08/27/10 1:55 PM

Status :Super draft!!!!!!! (@ The Palms) http://4sq.com/9fbPGU
Created at : 08/27/10 1:40 PM

Status :#FF @malaria_envoy for inspiring us in the fight to #endmalaria = http://youtu.be/-6XjBJto9sg (cc: @katalysthq)
Created at : 08/27/10 7:29 AM

Status :Have you met Marcel yet? I think you should http://youtu.be/6TL3oaHKCko
Created at : 08/27/10 12:45 AM

Status :Continuation of the unfinished works of Jason in said kitchen http://yfrog.com/n8j6kij
Created at : 08/27/10 12:36 AM

Status :The incomplete works of Jason in said kitchen http://yfrog.com/2owffwj
Created at : 08/27/10 12:24 AM

Status :@DianeLandry321 lol
Created at : 08/26/10 7:20 PM

Status :Somebody has to keep it real http://twitter.com/Cabbagehead2/status/22218050386
Created at : 08/26/10 6:36 PM

Status :Yes ;) @Carl1013
Created at : 08/26/10 5:43 PM

Status :Funny @Joetheactor this looks alot like a plane http://yfrog.com/5bwsxdj
Created at : 08/26/10 5:34 PM

Status :I actually got a flight. http://www.hipmunk.com/ Rocks!
Created at : 08/26/10 5:22 PM

Status :hey, @RayRice27 Can't wait to have you on #ffl tomorrow with @tfconsultant and @toojiggy
Created at : 08/26/10 3:22 PM

Status :RT @GiltCityNYC: http://twitpic.com/2ie682 - Come by & get your #free ice cream! Thanks for stopping by, @rokkanmedia! #GiltCityTreats
Created at : 08/26/10 1:18 PM

Status :ATTN NYC - check out @giltcitynyc for FREE ICE CREAM today!! Hey @dens, #giltcitytreats is in front of your office now!
Created at : 08/26/10 10:50 AM

Status :Do not go into your draft without http://thefantasyconsultant.com
Created at : 08/25/10 11:05 PM

Status :FYI the path beta is coming soon to sign up go to http://path.com
Created at : 08/25/10 6:02 PM

Status :So jazzed to get my Path beta app! New toy! New toy!
Created at : 08/25/10 2:31 PM

Status :Rad co (@ Posterous Global HQ) http://4sq.com/5pGeUK
Created at : 08/25/10 12:57 PM

Status :burning the 4am oil
Created at : 08/25/10 5:52 AM

Status :@SnoopDogg let's light it up this weekend.
Created at : 08/25/10 5:11 AM

Status :Did u know that http://www.chegg.com is the biggest tree planter in the world? & they lease college text books. Don't sleep on it.
Created at : 08/24/10 10:02 PM

Status :Help me choose my outfit with GO TRY IT ON: http://bit.ly/97PtZz
Created at : 08/24/10 9:07 PM

Status :@padmapper sorry man just writing you an email now
Created at : 08/24/10 8:47 PM

Status :Looking for an apartment check out http://padmapper.com and tell me what u think
Created at : 08/24/10 4:40 PM

Status :Y Combinator. Maybe one of my favorite days of the year.
Created at : 08/24/10 2:39 PM

Status :Need some pepper? http://yfrog.com/n4lgaj
Created at : 08/24/10 2:03 PM

Status :Shocked at how bad the 3G 4G network is in Palo Alto
Created at : 08/24/10 1:34 AM