Al Yankovic Tweetstream

Status :Hey, you know what would be a really cool subject matter for a movie and/or TV show? Vampires.
Created at : 09/10/10 10:40 AM

Status :The latest @hansonmusic video, now with MORE AL: http://mysp.ac/bFNSwP
Created at : 09/09/10 11:18 AM

Status :Farewell, fan mail from the '80s. I shall keep you forever in my heart, but no longer in my storage locker. http://twitpic.com/2mgkit
Created at : 09/08/10 11:54 AM

Status :Permanent autograph by your left nipple? Excellent choice. http://twitpic.com/2lxijx
Created at : 09/06/10 3:57 PM

Status :Next up: Austin in Nov. and the UK in Dec.! http://bit.ly/arYPh7
Created at : 09/05/10 7:55 AM

Status :Our Summer 2010 Tour is now history. What fun... big thanks to everyone who came out to see the live show!
Created at : 09/05/10 7:53 AM

Status :Speaking of iTunes, I just started my own Ping profile – but can anybody tell me how I can get an ARTIST account?
Created at : 09/04/10 6:14 PM

Status :Hmm, iTunes 10 now has my albums listed alphabetically under “W”… Funny, I don’t remember changing my last name to Wankovic.
Created at : 09/04/10 3:16 PM

Status :I still can't yell "Hello Cleveland!" on stage without feeling like I've wandered into the movie Spinal Tap.
Created at : 09/03/10 10:15 PM

Status :In Cleveland, at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. Can't seem to find the Weird Al shrine... Gotta be here somewhere.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:15 PM

Status :Fun show in Minneapolis tonight. Other than that one weird moment when Prince bum-rushed the stage. #Awkward
Created at : 09/01/10 10:31 PM

Status :In Minneapolis. Getting ready to rock 15,000 people. Including @BillCorbett.
Created at : 09/01/10 4:17 PM

Status :Just spent the whole morning training these ducks to form an equilateral triangle. http://twitpic.com/2k9uh9
Created at : 09/01/10 11:32 AM

Status :Some new awesomeness from @BenFolds, Nick Hornby & @pomplamoose: http://bit.ly/bGFfkq
Created at : 09/01/10 2:13 AM

Status :Sorry for my lack of dates in the Stroke Belt this tour. http://twitpic.com/2k1ali
Created at : 08/31/10 3:21 PM

Status :I hope I win! RT @funfunfunfest: Today @ 4PM CST - Swords and Shields of #weirdal trivia will collide once more. #F3F
Created at : 08/31/10 3:02 PM

Status :My Limited Edition Essentials 3.0 collection drops tomorrow. http://amzn.to/9gPVUV #shamelesspromotion
Created at : 08/30/10 2:14 PM

Status :Congrats to Aaron Paul on his Emmy win tonight! Still think THIS is his best role, though: http://bit.ly/cGBkRf
Created at : 08/29/10 11:31 PM

Status :Trying to decide on the next family pet... cockapoo or sharktopus?
Created at : 08/28/10 2:03 PM

Status :Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Had no idea there were so many dust bunnies under there.
Created at : 08/27/10 5:19 PM

Status :My favorite mash-up of the week: http://bit.ly/9b3YWT
Created at : 08/26/10 5:33 PM

Status :At the Uptown Theatre in Kansas City tonight. But for the next 15 minutes I'm at LAX. 310-216-1756.
Created at : 08/26/10 9:28 AM

Status :Mind your own falcon business! RT @BelleDraco: If I'm not mistaken, I believe that's actually a falcon... http://twitpic.com/2i319g
Created at : 08/25/10 12:36 PM

Status :I'm gonna rock out with my hawk out. http://twitpic.com/2i319g
Created at : 08/25/10 12:14 PM

Status :Wowie wow wow! RT @davidwain: Hell freezes over! THE STATE ALBUM coming September 14! http://bit.ly/cpTqO2
Created at : 08/25/10 10:58 AM

Status :I'm deeply sorry. RT @jennylennon: "Look what's happened to me since seeing @alyankovic" - Oliver Lennon http://twitpic.com/2htwsk
Created at : 08/24/10 5:36 PM

Status :Wow, waffles for just .25 cents? That means I can get 400 for a dollar!! http://twitpic.com/2hsi4b
Created at : 08/24/10 11:24 AM

Status :Backstage w/ @thomaslennon, @jennylennon, @rainnwilson, Holiday Reinhorn, @lynchland & Laraine Newman http://twitpic.com/2hl0jf
Created at : 08/23/10 5:28 PM

Status :My daughter made her first-ever on-stage appearance last night. http://twitpic.com/2h90ur
Created at : 08/22/10 1:41 PM

Status :Backstage in Henderson, NV - nice Weird Al shrine! http://twitpic.com/2gl8tx
Created at : 08/20/10 5:22 PM

Status :At the fair’s request, my show in Lancaster on Saturday will be abridged (only 2 hours). So you can spend more time at the tractor pull.
Created at : 08/20/10 1:09 PM

Status :Hope I'm not late to my Henderson, NV show - I'm traveling by kayak. http://twitpic.com/2g9zx4
Created at : 08/19/10 4:48 PM

Status :Honey, can we keep it? It followed me home… http://twitpic.com/2fzbj6
Created at : 08/18/10 4:07 PM

Status :If CBS really wanted to properly reboot Hawaii Five-O, they should've just hired the cast of Reno 911. #MissedOpportunity
Created at : 08/17/10 11:44 AM

Status :RT @MikeRosenstein: PHOTO: Weird @AlYankovic!!! Best concert ever. http://twitpic.com/2fdm7r
Created at : 08/16/10 2:19 PM

Status :Great to be home for the first time in 2 months. Just wish I hadn’t left the iron on. http://twitpic.com/2f2ytw
Created at : 08/15/10 1:39 PM

Status :Will you pesky kids PLEASE stop hitting me in the crotch with a sledgehammer?? http://www.twitvid.com/BUEPW
Created at : 08/14/10 2:05 PM

Status :On my way back to SoCal - 2 big shows at the Pacific Amphitheatre this weekend! Right next door to "Al's Brain in 3-D"! Wheee!
Created at : 08/13/10 9:57 AM

Status :Performing in Arizona tonight. I'll make sure to have my citizenship papers ready.
Created at : 08/12/10 5:21 PM

Status :Twitter knows what you need. RT @AddieWilliams: Twitter keeps suggesting that I follow @AlYankovic - Not sure how to feel about this.
Created at : 08/12/10 3:17 PM

Status :It's always good to be prepared in the event of an emergency. http://twitpic.com/2dsn1q
Created at : 08/11/10 4:15 PM

Status :Do NOT click this link if you don’t want to see me getting interviewed on a merry-go-round. http://bit.ly/9TasNY
Created at : 08/11/10 2:17 PM

Status :The Apple headquarters in Cupertino is awesome! The best part? FREE WI-FI! Wooo!
Created at : 08/10/10 6:08 PM

Status :I'm hanging out at Apple headquarters. (No, really.) http://twitpic.com/2dh80u
Created at : 08/10/10 2:39 PM

Status :Happy Birthday, @thomaslennon! http://bit.ly/bwHPC0
Created at : 08/09/10 11:25 AM

Status :Will you PLEASE stop staring at my wife's buns. http://twitpic.com/2cm90c
Created at : 08/07/10 7:18 PM

Status :I'm ready, Snoop! RT @SnoopDogg: When we gonna make this happen??? http://bit.ly/a7TUde
Created at : 08/05/10 10:41 PM

Status :Which parts of my live show wouldn’t go over well with a UK audience (because they wouldn’t understand the reference)?
Created at : 08/05/10 11:48 AM

Status :Real question for anybody that has been to one of my concerts this year and is also familiar with British pop culture (see next tweet)…
Created at : 08/05/10 11:47 AM

Status :Okay, ONE MORE North American date. Who loves ya, Austin? http://bit.ly/9BKWKO
Created at : 08/04/10 9:15 PM

Status :At the airport, going to Winnipeg. Wanna chat? For the next 30 minutes I'll be at 503-249-9577.
Created at : 08/04/10 10:23 AM

Status :Maybe someday when I get REALLY famous, they'll spell my name correctly. http://twitpic.com/2bebtm
Created at : 08/03/10 8:39 PM

Status :Been waiting over an hour for someone to help me here at the Apple store. http://twitpic.com/2bayy4
Created at : 08/03/10 1:01 PM

Status :Had a great day off in the land of Powell's Books and Voodoo Doughnuts. #Portland
Created at : 08/02/10 10:41 PM

Status :New (and probably final) North American tour date just added! http://bit.ly/9BKWKO
Created at : 08/02/10 3:00 PM

Status :Why can't we have this much love and understanding for sharks all year round? #SharkWeek
Created at : 08/01/10 9:06 PM

Status :Wow. Concert attendance tonight: 9,742. Thank you, Redmond, Oregon!
Created at : 08/01/10 12:58 AM

Status :Back in the Pacific Time Zone. Finally, my watch is telling the correct time again.
Created at : 07/31/10 8:29 PM

Status :I thought I told you I wanted the LARGE popcorn! http://twitpic.com/2a5gtt
Created at : 07/30/10 6:36 PM

Status :Happy National Lasagna Day. http://bit.ly/d2AVtA
Created at : 07/29/10 5:24 PM

Status :Just had the deep-fried snack trio at Sonic. Wait for it... wait for it... annnnnd... heart failure.
Created at : 07/27/10 4:53 PM

Status :It’s good to see that my band is eating well on the road. http://twitpic.com/291cg5
Created at : 07/26/10 10:21 PM

Status :Just for the record, I've never let pigeons pooping in my bass player's mouth stop MY live show.
Created at : 07/25/10 5:20 PM

Status :Great to be here in Boca Raton (Spanish for "Rat's Mouth"). Definitely my favorite city named after a rodent orifice.
Created at : 07/24/10 2:44 PM

Status :You see the most incredibly beautiful, awe-inspiring sights when traveling around the country. http://twitpic.com/27xb1i
Created at : 07/23/10 12:26 PM

Status :Me, in a slingshot. http://bit.ly/a1RH94
Created at : 07/22/10 1:44 PM

Status :Just finished watching every season of Breaking Bad, Mad Men and The Wire. #TourBusCouchPotato
Created at : 07/21/10 12:16 PM

Status :If you're not excited about this, there is something wrong with you. RT @robertpopper: LOOK AROUND YOU S1 is out on US DVD today!
Created at : 07/21/10 12:54 AM

Status :We're not sure what they REALLY are, but we like to call them "batteries" and "cameras" http://twitpic.com/272zto
Created at : 07/20/10 1:59 PM

Status :Hmmm... I keep feeling like I'm forgetting something... http://twitpic.com/26w7y0
Created at : 07/19/10 5:10 PM

Status :4 new tour dates added! (Including Milwaukee… again!) http://bit.ly/9BKWKO
Created at : 07/19/10 10:16 AM

Status :Thank you, Texas! Heads up, Florida, here I come!
Created at : 07/18/10 11:50 PM

Status :Interesting poster for my show tonight in Houston http://twitpic.com/2691yi
Created at : 07/17/10 4:59 PM

Status :Just tried some vegan bison taint. Tastes amazingly like the real thing!
Created at : 07/17/10 12:23 PM

Status :The OC Fair starts today – and so does another run of “Al’s Brain in 3-D”! http://alsbrain.com
Created at : 07/16/10 3:17 PM

Status :RT @hansonmusic: Had a great time at the weird al show. Al you set the bar high. http://yfrog.com/me996j
Created at : 07/16/10 12:11 AM

Status :Here’s the cover of my children’s book (out next March on HarperCollins) http://twitpic.com/25k0hj
Created at : 07/15/10 1:27 PM

Status :I’m looking more and more like my Twitter avatar every day. http://twitpic.com/259tqt
Created at : 07/14/10 1:41 PM

Status :I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. Oh wait, my bad, we ARE in Kansas. (Show tonight in Wichita)
Created at : 07/13/10 2:56 PM

Status :Kinda feels pointless for me to even tweet today, what with the Internet being dead and all. #PrinceNailedIt
Created at : 07/13/10 12:34 PM

Status :I think "Vince gets a haircut" is my favorite crazy Entourage plot twist yet!
Created at : 07/12/10 11:27 PM

Status :Venue change! My show in San Antonio this Sunday will now be at the fabulous Majestic Theatre.
Created at : 07/12/10 4:04 PM

Status :Be afraid. Be very afraid. http://twitpic.com/24q5g6
Created at : 07/12/10 1:22 PM

Status :Is it okay for vegetarians to eat tofu nut loaf from a bowl made out of a monkey’s skull? #JustChecking
Created at : 07/11/10 2:07 PM

Status :My daughter has already picked out her costume for Halloween this year. http://twitpic.com/244ead
Created at : 07/10/10 1:11 PM

Status :I had so much fun at the Toledo Zoo, I decided to join the staff. http://twitpic.com/23sl9c
Created at : 07/09/10 12:23 PM

Status :I hope she never regrets getting that Weird Al tramp stamp… #ThinkBeforeYouTattoo http://twitpic.com/23irjc
Created at : 07/08/10 12:46 PM

Status :RT @AVClubChicago: How @alyankovic took over the world on the back of MTV, the Internet, and preemptive nerd-rage. http://onion.com/cX3X67
Created at : 07/08/10 10:27 AM

Status :How come people in movies and TV shows never say “goodbye” at the end of a phone call? #PetPeeve
Created at : 07/07/10 3:06 PM

Status :Progress report: http://bit.ly/6T0nN
Created at : 07/06/10 2:55 PM

Status :I think I just signed autographs for every single resident of Watertown, NY. Thanks, fun night!
Created at : 07/05/10 11:42 PM

Status :Just chillin'. http://twitpic.com/22flxy
Created at : 07/04/10 12:54 PM

Status :When exactly does "The Ice Cream of the Future" become "The Ice Cream of the Present"? #DippinDots
Created at : 07/03/10 12:58 PM

Status :I think the studios should give M. Night Shyamalan just 30 or 40 more chances to make another good movie – then THAT’S IT.
Created at : 07/02/10 1:31 PM

Status :Happy birthday to the lovely and talented @suzanneyankovic. #LegalFor30YearsNow
Created at : 07/02/10 11:55 AM

Status :I will sign autographs or take pics with EVERY SINGLE PERSON that comes to my show in Watertown, NY on Monday. #NotJoking
Created at : 07/01/10 8:52 PM

Status :Weird Al SHREDS!!! http://bit.ly/9llRKY
Created at : 07/01/10 11:40 AM

Status :Always great catering here in Toledo. Tonight it's Twinkie-wiener sandwiches and blueberry daiquiris. http://twitpic.com/21bvb4
Created at : 06/30/10 4:51 PM