Ellen DeGeneres Tweetstream

Status :I don’t like touching the pole on the subway. This is one reason why. http://t.co/PSpZIwE5
Created at : 02/03/12 4:17 PM

Status :I did a very special Sports Desk in honor of the Super Bowl, with a very special co-host. Thanks @ClayMatthews52 http://t.co/USChLiAr
Created at : 02/03/12 12:21 PM

Status :I watched the clip of @IMKristenBell 3X already today. RT @TessatheTiger I could watch only Ellen YouTube clips for the rest of my life...
Created at : 02/02/12 2:41 PM

Status :I love the Trevor. I also love winning RT @AmberKelley88 Dan Rad&Ellen betting on the super bowl & donating $5K to @TrevorProject ❤ amazing
Created at : 02/02/12 2:38 PM

Status :Thank you so much. That lady appreciates it RT @otespanky @TheEllenShow This Lady does so much 4 so many people. God love her and her family
Created at : 02/02/12 2:35 PM

Status :It’s time to find out once and for all if I can do more push-ups than the First Lady, @MichelleObama. http://t.co/udpagdUR
Created at : 02/02/12 12:30 PM

Status :I can't get over how cute Drew Barrymore's new puppy is. http://t.co/1Y5Aptpv
Created at : 02/01/12 8:20 PM

Status :Congratulations to the @Late_Show's David Letterman on your 30-year anniversary. You've done over 4 billion shows. That's an estimate.
Created at : 02/01/12 7:13 PM

Status :Who do you think can do more push-ups -- me or @MichelleObama? Watch tomorrow #LetsMove http://t.co/VshUqYCv
Created at : 02/01/12 4:48 PM

Status :About to sit down with @MichelleObama. I hope she makes me a knight.
Created at : 02/01/12 12:35 PM

Status :Octavia Spencer was nominated for 3 major awards. That's also the number of Spanx she was wearing on the red carpet. http://t.co/3q0EOjPF
Created at : 02/01/12 11:51 AM

Status :Simon Baker gave me a flip flop for my birthday. He so gets me.
Created at : 01/31/12 6:58 PM

Status :Colin Hay surprised me with a mini concert in my dressing room. http://t.co/H0FnUsOa
Created at : 01/31/12 5:46 PM

Status :Now you can play doubles. RT @vika7 Look what I got? :) biggest teddy bear of my collection :) thank u Ellen http://t.co/jz8ftWbT
Created at : 01/31/12 4:43 PM

Status :Next time I'm getting you a sloth. RT @IMKristenBell Todays topic? Kristen Bells inability to handle her emotions! http://t.co/xe2PXL1m
Created at : 01/31/12 4:27 PM

Status :Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife, Portia. You’ve taken my name, my heart, and my favorite pair of pajama jeans.
Created at : 01/31/12 12:18 PM

Status :I’ll admit it. John Krasinski is very good at cheating at basketball.
Created at : 01/30/12 8:52 PM

Status :Looking for a new hairstyle? This video should help. Don’t do any of these. http://t.co/Ul0XzOsy
Created at : 01/30/12 5:08 PM

Status :Are you the football fan I’m sending to the Super Bowl? You’re not if you don’t enter here. http://t.co/XBBgUXE7
Created at : 01/30/12 3:29 PM

Status :A fan sent me this. I really hope there’s something wrong with her television. http://t.co/n13N3VwD
Created at : 01/30/12 12:45 PM

Status :For @Oprah 's birthday, I had three full circle moments. I would have had four, but I got dizzy.
Created at : 01/29/12 9:39 PM

Status :Drinking some of @KelliePickler ’s moonshine and felt like tweeting. I love yu guys so much.
Created at : 01/27/12 8:20 PM

Status :You know I love ya. @justinbieber what?!! Now!??! It is my girl @theellenshow 's BIRTHDAY!?!!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLEN!! #MUCHLOVE
Created at : 01/27/12 6:25 PM

Status :If you have more photos like this, send it to me here. http://t.co/vuO2HZOk I love this picture. http://t.co/GILspV9y
Created at : 01/27/12 4:43 PM

Status :We're close to having a generation without HIV. I'm proud to support this cause. Find out more. http://t.co/mgCydV3W #GenHIVFree
Created at : 01/27/12 3:26 PM

Status :So many people made my birthday so special. Thank you @JimmyKimmel, @EarthWindFire, @MelissaMcOnline and everyone who made me a video!
Created at : 01/26/12 7:09 PM

Status :I love Canadians! RT @ashjxo #happybirthdayellen <333333 us canadians love you ☺@TheEllenShow
Created at : 01/26/12 1:46 PM

Status :Thank you! RT @icecream007 Happy Birthday @TheEllenShow you sure know how to put a smile on my face everyday! #HappyBirthdayEllen
Created at : 01/26/12 1:44 PM

Status :It’s a perfect day to turn 54.
Created at : 01/26/12 1:30 PM

Status :My friend and co-host for the day, @JimmyKimmel, made me a birthday tribute. He’s amazing. http://t.co/T3FDppGR
Created at : 01/26/12 12:22 PM

Status :I'm so excited we're working together. You have dental, right? RT @JCPenney Have u heard the news? (Ellen) is coming to jcp! #jcplaunch
Created at : 01/25/12 7:24 PM

Status :I told Bachelor Ben my feelings about Courtney. I couldn't help it. #Winning http://t.co/h73e4nOv
Created at : 01/25/12 3:10 PM

Status :Mario Lopez’s new underwear line is “Rated M.” His appearance on my show today is Rated R. http://t.co/SpOX9vbv
Created at : 01/25/12 1:05 PM

Status :My staff isn't looking me in the eye. They don't want to let on to my birthday surprises. Either that or I have poppy seeds in my teeth.
Created at : 01/25/12 11:24 AM

Status :I love @Seal’s song, “Let’s Stay Together,” and I’m very excited he performed it on my show today. http://t.co/PVb5Y96H
Created at : 01/24/12 9:04 PM

Status :Get your jackets, there's another Brees on the way! My friend @DrewBrees is expecting his third child. I couldn't be happier.
Created at : 01/24/12 4:48 PM

Status :Sam Worthington stars in “Man on a Ledge” even though he's afraid of heights. That would be like Tony starring in “March of the Penguins.”
Created at : 01/24/12 2:16 PM

Status :I had a candid conversation with my friend @Seal. Sending love to him and @HeidiKlum. http://t.co/u1Yy28as
Created at : 01/24/12 12:15 PM

Status :Here’s a heartbreaking but beautiful article by my friend @MarloThomas. My heart goes out to this family. http://t.co/DeE1p64H
Created at : 01/23/12 8:50 PM

Status :Thanks @Seal for being here. You know I love ya.
Created at : 01/23/12 8:15 PM

Status :I played a new game called “Gimme She'Moore” with Shemar Moore. One audience member got a lot Moore. http://t.co/QAXrXDDY
Created at : 01/23/12 7:35 PM

Status :I've gotten some great submissions to my Dance Dare. Do you have better moves than these? http://t.co/GDsoHGO9
Created at : 01/23/12 5:23 PM

Status :What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. #ClassicJokeMonday
Created at : 01/23/12 3:11 PM

Status :Who wants tickets to the Super Bowl? Enter here and these tickets could have your name on them. #PickMeEllen http://t.co/QjByMtu6
Created at : 01/23/12 11:36 AM

Status :There's something wrong with these puppies. http://t.co/DRIa3Nzi
Created at : 01/20/12 8:07 PM

Status :And I thought I was upset about the @Packers loss… http://t.co/f2WanW64
Created at : 01/20/12 6:05 PM

Status :Next week is my birthday, and you could be invited to my party. Win tickets by entering here. http://t.co/0aMJSAcE
Created at : 01/20/12 4:26 PM

Status :Gung Hay Fat Choy, Kevin Nealon. (If I didn't just say Happy New Year in Chinese, somebody is fired.) http://t.co/Qfx5md7Y
Created at : 01/20/12 2:11 PM

Status :I hope you know how much I love you. RT @TonyOK: like i told @TheEllenShow I am fine lol...Will I be able to get a date after this? Kidding!
Created at : 01/20/12 1:34 PM

Status :This may be the best dance duo of all time. Ladies & gentlemen: Aunt Carol & @official_tWitch. http://t.co/wjatzf6s
Created at : 01/20/12 12:34 PM

Status :You're one of my favorites! Just please don't tweet that I'm retiring. RT @RobLowe: Had a blast on @TheEllenShow. She is one of my faves...
Created at : 01/20/12 11:43 AM

Status :I can't believe how much good you've done by playing WeTopia. I'm so excited to be a part of this. http://t.co/FuS43qw7
Created at : 01/19/12 6:35 PM

Status :I certainly hope so. I'm so happy! RT @LAGalaxy: since David Beckham is staying in LA, does that mean more of this? http://t.co/aUXCjvtg
Created at : 01/19/12 5:04 PM

Status :.@RobLowe addressed his Twitter controversy on my show today. Not only that, he did it in 140 characters. http://t.co/5bRP80R3
Created at : 01/19/12 2:46 PM

Status :I know the feeling. http://t.co/uo70ta6w
Created at : 01/19/12 11:54 AM

Status :Have you entered my Dance Dare contest yet? I wanna see your moves like Zenor. http://t.co/eO71nWOA
Created at : 01/18/12 8:49 PM

Status :I hope you’ll watch this powerful video about equal rights. I’m proud to have been included. http://t.co/389GYPSD
Created at : 01/18/12 7:12 PM

Status :I can't believe how amazing @Uggie_TheArtist dog is. The only way my dogs follow me is if I dress like a squirrel. http://t.co/j0L4E11s
Created at : 01/18/12 5:48 PM

Status :I had two special guests on the show today. Colin Firth and Colin Firth. http://t.co/3tHVCOMa
Created at : 01/18/12 4:53 PM

Status :9 million followers! I wish I had 9 million ways to tell you all how much I love ya, but for now, I'll stick with thank you.
Created at : 01/18/12 3:18 PM

Status :Fetch? I wanna see a video! RT @melvasiliou: @TheEllenShow you haven't seen my cat yet ;) he can fetch #CatOfTheYear
Created at : 01/18/12 11:54 AM

Status :¡Gracias! RT @JaNeWallcott: Me fascina ver videos de The Ellen Show!! @TheEllenShow Me hace reir a carcajadas!!! LOOOOL
Created at : 01/18/12 11:32 AM

Status :I know it's only January, but I've already found the Cat of the Year. http://t.co/V3HUFuN8
Created at : 01/17/12 7:23 PM

Status :You have 8 days left to enter to win tickets to my birthday show. That’s 1 day to enter & 7 days left to find me a gift http://t.co/0aMJSAcE
Created at : 01/17/12 4:33 PM

Status :Remember, when you can't spell something, you can always spell it funetikly. http://t.co/Bp2Yjhve
Created at : 01/17/12 2:07 PM

Status :Happy birthday to the first lady, @MichelleObama! Love, the second lady.
Created at : 01/17/12 12:12 PM

Status :Andy Zenor made this video of some of his moves. He's my private dancer. http://t.co/eO71nWOA
Created at : 01/16/12 8:10 PM

Status :This week's backstage show is a battle of the bands! It's got @TheWantedMusic & @BigTimeRush. Which will you watch 1st? http://t.co/QSscqtHH
Created at : 01/16/12 7:08 PM

Status :Check out the photo @RickyGervais sent me. And you thought I wasn't at the Golden Globes. http://t.co/Udy10lwL
Created at : 01/16/12 4:53 PM

Status :What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? I apologize, I am a little horse! #ClassicJokeMonday
Created at : 01/16/12 4:15 PM

Status :.@SofiaVergara is one of the most beautiful women in the world. But wait til you see her after my makeover. http://t.co/gfjZEzkW
Created at : 01/16/12 3:02 PM

Status :I hope everyone takes the time today to remember an incredible man with an incredible dream. #MLKDay
Created at : 01/16/12 12:50 PM

Status :No more sports. It's too heartbreaking.
Created at : 01/15/12 11:07 PM

Status :What an amazing night for "The Artist." Congratulations to everyone involved. I'm saying this silently.
Created at : 01/15/12 10:22 PM

Status :I knew it! Congratulations Meryl Streep. Your performance was brilliant. #GoldenGlobes
Created at : 01/15/12 9:52 PM

Status :Congratulations Laura Dern & to all of the nominees. What an incredible lineup of talented women. #GoldenGlobes
Created at : 01/15/12 8:56 PM

Status :Congratulations, Christopher Plummer! You were absolutely brilliant in "Beginners." #GoldenGlobes
Created at : 01/15/12 7:35 PM

Status :Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people, @DrewBrees. You were amazing yesterday.
Created at : 01/15/12 12:05 PM

Status :I love my @Official_Saints. They fought so hard. I can't get over that game.
Created at : 01/14/12 8:14 PM

Status :It’s been an amazing season with an amazing team. Great work to @DrewBrees and the @Official_Saints. I love ya.
Created at : 01/14/12 7:16 PM

Status :I decided to check a few of my audience's Facebook profiles before the show. I sure am glad I did. http://t.co/V1g3j1KJ
Created at : 01/13/12 5:36 PM

Status :Follow me on foursquare and check in to my favorite places and you could be checking in to my birthday show in person! https://t.co/hODZzVDU
Created at : 01/13/12 2:46 PM

Status :“Beginners” might be my favorite film of 2011. You must see it! Consider it an assignment.
Created at : 01/13/12 1:20 PM

Status :They say spooky weird things happen on Friday the 13th, but ˙ʇɐɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ əʌəıləq ʇ,uop ı
Created at : 01/13/12 11:55 AM

Status :I don’t know if I can love @SofiaVergara more. Don't miss Monday's show.
Created at : 01/12/12 8:02 PM

Status :Meryl Streep has kissed a lot of people. Turns out she really is a thespian. http://t.co/lYTqH9wU
Created at : 01/12/12 5:45 PM

Status :It's almost my birthday and you could celebrate it with me. Go to my Facebook page to find out how. http://t.co/0aMJSAcE
Created at : 01/12/12 4:17 PM

Status :Thanks to everyone for the congratulations on my @peopleschoice award. It meant a lot to me.
Created at : 01/12/12 2:56 PM

Status :Hey @MichelleObama! I'm dgoing jumpig javcks inn yoiur hhonor rigjt noqw!
Created at : 01/12/12 12:52 PM

Status :I love that you're on Twitter @MichelleObama! Finally a forum to discuss the important topics with you. Have you been watching The Bachelor?
Created at : 01/12/12 12:24 PM

Status :Welcome to Twitter, @MichelleObama! Let me give you some advice. On Twitter, you only get 140 characters to write your message, try not to m
Created at : 01/12/12 11:22 AM

Status :I'm the People's Choice! Thanks to everyone who voted. If I could I'd choose all of you.
Created at : 01/11/12 11:18 PM

Status :I'm here! Hope I'm not wearing the same thing as Eva Longoria. Again (@ Nokia Theatre for People's Choice Awards) http://t.co/zTcwrxM6
Created at : 01/11/12 7:36 PM

Status :Done with my show and off to the People's Choice Awards tonight. If there's one thing I like, it's people. And choices.
Created at : 01/11/12 6:16 PM

Status :One of my favorite bands, @SnowPatrolBand. http://t.co/yGIXE5B6
Created at : 01/11/12 4:19 PM

Status :We also talked about how I'm responsible for it all RT @Official_Saints @DrewBrees talks about playoffs, yards record.. http://t.co/IuviX8Tm
Created at : 01/11/12 4:14 PM

Status :I played Brain Games with today’s audience. Do you think you would've noticed the difference? http://t.co/94EcokYJ
Created at : 01/11/12 2:03 PM

Status :I got to talk to one of my favorite people, who happens to hold the record for passing yards in a single season. http://t.co/vTMulC7c
Created at : 01/11/12 11:48 AM

Status :I read this story and I had to share it. That big brother is a hero. http://t.co/sWi3Ypi1
Created at : 01/10/12 6:34 PM