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Status :As I cut the new HIGHLANDS: PEEPHOLE for tomorrow, I realize PEEP's a low-rent version of REMEMBER WHEN: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0977694
Created at : 09/10/10 8:07 PM

Status :Via @ThatASnell "Any chance of a Smod network tour?" SMonsters of Talk show in Vegas this fall. Details to follow... http://smodcast.com
Created at : 09/10/10 7:21 PM

Status :Via @VeronicaL37 "What ya got planned for the weekend" Just this: http://smodcastle.com/shows/smodcast You coming?
Created at : 09/10/10 6:44 PM

Status :Via @Kobrakai80 "any news on Mallrats Bluray" Not a word, not a sound. Dear Universal Home Video: the kids want the MALLRATS on the Bluray.
Created at : 09/10/10 6:43 PM

Status :Via @ErnestSalazar "I'd rather see you making movies." Meh. Been there, done that. I'm having way more fun with #SModcast & her spinoffs...
Created at : 09/10/10 6:39 PM

Status :Via @cofsyrup "u r the most productive entertainer since u started smokin sir" You ain't kidding. #WayEnjoyingMyHerballyInspiredRenaissance
Created at : 09/10/10 6:37 PM

Status :Via @HeyDigDiggy "all this cool free shit you put out, time for us to settle up" All I ask: always sell out all the @SModcastle shows. #Fuel
Created at : 09/10/10 6:34 PM

Status :Holy christ! KILLER logo on @BryAndWalt cartoon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVIpYUB0FK4&feature=player_embedded Excellent job, all!
Created at : 09/10/10 6:18 PM

Status :Via @donnaleetree "I miss the days when you tweeted more" Sometimes I have to make a movie. Once RED STATE's done, it'll be full throttle.
Created at : 09/10/10 6:16 PM

Status :Via @woodman163 "any hint as to what they'll be" LIVE FROM @SMODCASTLE starts Tuesday, holding slot 'til @JenSchwalbach & I get to PLUS ONE.
Created at : 09/10/10 6:06 PM

Status :Via @jmj399 "bought my #SModcast ticket to see you & @smosier" Thx! Only 10 tix left for tomorrow nite: http://smodcastle.com/shows/smodcast
Created at : 09/10/10 5:59 PM

Status :Via @JasonMatthew "will there be a new Tuesday show?" Yup. And when I'm done shooting RED STATE, we'll be adding 4 NEW shows to the network.
Created at : 09/10/10 5:54 PM

Status :Via @flurryheaven "Funniest #Blowhard yet. You were like a kid at Xmas, excited by the possibilities, disappointed at the outcome" Loved it.
Created at : 09/10/10 5:48 PM

Status :Via @KiddScrapple "is Highlands coming back?" PEEPHOLE moves to its new slot on SATURDAY, starting TOMORROW NIGHT. This ep: My brother Don.
Created at : 09/10/10 5:25 PM

Status :BlowHard = Gay: http://smodcast.com/blowhard GetOld = Jay: http://smodcast.com/getold Babble = "JAY IS GAY!" http://smodcast.com/babbleon
Created at : 09/10/10 3:32 PM

Status :Via @moviegirl82 "Loving J&SB Get Old!" Thx! Free version here: http://smodcast.com/getold Live tix here: http://smodcastle.com/shows/getold
Created at : 09/10/10 2:43 AM

Status :Whoa! #SModcast 3D on Saturday is only 1/2 sold out? Use it or lose it, people (a'la HIGHLANDS 3D): http://smodcastle.com/shows/smodcast
Created at : 09/09/10 2:58 PM

Status :On Thursdays, me & @JayMewes GET OLD! Yes, a BRAND NEW Jay & Silent Bob Get Old! Ep4: I'll Tumble 4 Mewes. - http://www.smodcast.com/getold
Created at : 09/09/10 12:49 PM

Status :Via @chele302 "where is it shooting?" The LosAngeles area. And here's a handy-dandy BE-A-RED-STATE-EXTRA form: http://viewaskew.com/redstate
Created at : 09/08/10 8:40 PM

Status :RED STATE starts 2 weeks from today. Wanna be IN it? http://tinyurl.com/BeARedStateExtra You won't have any lines, but neither did I once...
Created at : 09/08/10 8:21 PM

Status :Jumping on Sirius/XM for a RELENTLESS interview. Tune in now at Sirius 98.
Created at : 09/08/10 7:39 PM

Status :Shows so eargasmic, your drums'll drip with pre-cum #BLOWHARD http://www.smodcast.com/blowhard And BABBLE: http://www.smodcast.com/babbleon
Created at : 09/08/10 6:43 PM

Status :Via @zebrab0b "How was Red State pre-pro 2day?" Got lots done yesterday & this morning. We start two weeks from today. #ParksIsGonnaCrushIt
Created at : 09/08/10 5:21 PM

Status :Via @brainsandballs "include the time it takes to find the dick?" YOU always find it pretty fast, bitch-lips... #IPowerToppedYouInTheMouth
Created at : 09/08/10 5:20 PM

Status :Via @bmuzyka "What is the worst movie you have ever watched" The bloggers'll kill me for this one, but it's true: http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
Created at : 09/08/10 5:15 PM

Status :Via @MovieMattatt "can Garman do the rest of HBO as Jerry Lewis? #GarmansJerryLewisIsGold " @RalphGarman to be replaced by Jerry Garman.
Created at : 09/08/10 5:07 PM

Status :Via @experiencedchic "Study shows that fatter men last longer in bed: http://bit.ly/b4VPps " Fat is to cumming as Kryptonite is to Superman.
Created at : 09/08/10 5:03 PM

Status :Via @TheProgram101 "Hello sir" A Furley avatar! You, my friend, may be the smoovest pimp I came across all day. #HeresATowelForYourBack
Created at : 09/08/10 5:01 PM

Status :Via @CalebTRB "How hard was decision to put it all on the line to make Clerks" I've contemplated sandwich dressings longer. #ItJustMadeSense
Created at : 09/08/10 5:00 PM

Status :Via @Lunakitten "what's the wheelchair access/seating like at SMODcastle?" No ramps, sadly, but we carry you & ride in for front row seats.
Created at : 09/08/10 4:58 PM

Status :Via @Podcast_Fanboy "You retweet a lot, mate." I'm not your mate, Fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjaDG2G-_go
Created at : 09/08/10 4:50 PM

Status :Via @BananaKid "J&SBGO is #1 in podcasts on Zune. Blow Hard is #2. Not just Apple folks listen" There is no Dana, only Zune... #ThanksToYall
Created at : 09/08/10 4:49 PM

Status :Via @leifhurst "ever worry smod network gonna start feeling like a job?" Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due...
Created at : 09/08/10 4:44 PM

Status :Via @Heriwald "AUDIO podcasts stop with the VISUAL stuff, 1/2 of #BLOWHARD 4 was visual" Here ya' go: http://smodcastle.com/shows/blowhard
Created at : 09/08/10 4:41 PM

Status :Via @neojedigoddess "Feeling kinda lost at the moment" Try approaching life the Kevin Smith way: http://viewaskew.com/kevin/KSmithWay.jpg
Created at : 09/08/10 4:32 PM

Status :Take a stand, motherfuckers! Live free or #BLOWHARD ! Hear the BRAND NEW EPISODE in which we try CHAT ROULETTE! http://smodcast.com/blowhard
Created at : 09/08/10 11:42 AM

Status :Via @corysoto "I like HB but it seems that you ask Ralph to do impressions too much" Twice is a lot? Sheesh... http://smodcast.com/babbleon
Created at : 09/08/10 11:12 AM

Status :Via @QuesoTomorokosh "How do I join the Blowhard army?" Try @BlowHardArmy. Or come see the live show: http://smodcastle.com/shows/blowhard
Created at : 09/08/10 11:07 AM

Status :Via @GrahamWilko "when Gyre hardback" 12/23. But HORNET hardcover's out NOW. And it's fucking SWEET: http://viewaskew.com/kevin/HornetHC.jpg
Created at : 09/08/10 11:00 AM

Status :Sunday's MAD MEN was the most compelling film I've seen all year. I'll always remember Don & Peggy's hands; even on my deathbed. #TheNewAnna
Created at : 09/08/10 10:55 AM

Status :Via @DrHughJohnson "are your followers known as SModomites?" That's what @SMosier Tweeted once. At http://smodcast.com we practice SModomy.
Created at : 09/08/10 10:30 AM

Status :Via @samcar455 "'You know what would make this better?! Batman!' I laughed so hard. Loved the latest SMod" @SMosier timing was impeccable.
Created at : 09/08/10 10:29 AM

Status :Via @jolizevette "my friend @resentnothing approached H. Weinstein & thanked him for giving you a career. He got a kick outta that" Classic.
Created at : 09/08/10 10:24 AM

Status :Via @JoshuaIreland "SModcast network is so hot right now. I sometimes forget that you make movies" Then it's working... http://smodcast.com
Created at : 09/08/10 10:23 AM

Status :Via @atgrey24 "love the SModimation shout out to @BryAndWalt as Statler & Waldorf" All hail @Starktoons! http://smodcast.com/smodimations
Created at : 09/07/10 3:21 PM

Status :Via @PeterHodgin "this weeks SMOD comes across anti-English. disappointed. ain't all gay" Ridiculous. Also: anti-English bad, anti-gay good?
Created at : 09/07/10 3:04 PM

Status :Off to do some RED STATE prep. I leave you with NEW SMod, NEW Babble & NEW SModimation! http://smodcast.com I'm giving, so fucking take it!
Created at : 09/07/10 11:00 AM

Status :Via @QualityAmigo "what about that swimming pool shot at the end" Loved the kicking legs dragged through the water. #BulliesSuckAndGETsucked
Created at : 09/07/10 10:58 AM

Status :Via @Sweets4life "The new #SModimation was fucking comedy! but why was Mos a dog?" He's Muppet Rowlf: http://www.smodcast.com/smodimations
Created at : 09/07/10 10:53 AM

Status :Via @Han_So "It's not mentioned in the film at all but described in detail in the book." Ah - so NOT in the movie. Crotch shot was creepy.
Created at : 09/07/10 10:51 AM

Status :Via @theronster "SPOILER, but she is actually a he, castrated brutally" When did they say THAT? I saw the crotch shot, but no one said that.
Created at : 09/07/10 10:28 AM

Status :Via @LJGhost "No new SModimation this month?" Your wish is my command: NEW SMODIMATION! Mos does coke! http://www.smodcast.com/smodimations
Created at : 09/07/10 10:14 AM

Status :Watched LET THE RIGHT ONE IN. Haunting, beautiful elegy for youth. I would totally be that little bloodsucker's besty. #AndGetHerABetterBox
Created at : 09/07/10 10:10 AM

Status :Via @AkesComics "got Babble playin in comic shop, you're KILLING! thank u for helping keep them in the store!" http://smodcast.com/babbleon
Created at : 09/07/10 9:49 AM

Status :Via @JohnWalker1982 "You were silly as hell on the last Smod. loved it!" Fact: Addition of Batman will improve any book. http://smodcast.com
Created at : 09/07/10 9:47 AM

Status :Via @_mcchris "more music today for kevinsmith" LOVE the new theme song, sir; makes me so happy. Speaking of happy: Happy Belated Birthday.
Created at : 09/07/10 9:44 AM

Status :Via @DaArsonist713 "new HIGHLANDS tonight?" The Peephole moves to Saturdays, starting this week. Recorded 3 hrs with my Brother last night.
Created at : 09/07/10 9:41 AM

Status :Gents! These are ribbed, for HER pleasure - Sunday's New SModcast: http://smodcast.com Monday's New Babble-On: http://smodcast.com/babbleon
Created at : 09/07/10 9:38 AM

Status :Via @somekindarobot "give that penis a sandwich, I was laughing so hard tears were flowing" Me & @RalphGarman: http://smodcast.com/babbleon
Created at : 09/07/10 9:32 AM

Status :Summer's ended & you're back at work. Make the transition easier with a BRAND NEW H'WOOD BABBLE-ON! http://smodcast.com/babbleon/index.html
Created at : 09/07/10 9:12 AM

Status :Enjoy your Labor Day holiday with a brand new SMODCAST #132: Batmensch. In which our heroes let the bed bugs bite. http://smodcast.com/main
Created at : 09/06/10 2:06 AM

Status :Via @realcactussam "Had a great time at #Blowhard, perfect to attend, it was so visual" We did live ChatRoulette on stage. Saw a few cocks!
Created at : 09/06/10 1:42 AM

Status :Via @gregwright83 "how is your night" Afterglow of two killer shows. Big ups to @JayMewes and @MalcolmIngram for tonight's @SModcastle gigs.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:39 AM

Status :Via @TapaBoyLA "Another satisfied customer: http://yfrog.com/77v8zj " You give good Tapa, boy. Bring that Filipino goodness every week, sir.
Created at : 09/06/10 1:35 AM

Status :Cruising Hollywood tonight? Cum see me be gay for pay. #BLOWHARD at 9pm! http://smodcastle.com/shows/blowhard You'll laugh yerself straight!
Created at : 09/05/10 7:00 PM

Status :1 ticket left for tonight's JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD. We only post sold-out shows online. No pressure... http://smodcastle.com/shows/getold
Created at : 09/05/10 6:55 PM

Status :Tonight at @SModcastle! See JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD: http://smodcastle.com/shows/getold and BLOW HARD: http://smodcastle.com/shows/blowhard
Created at : 09/05/10 12:14 PM

Status :Via @GHWriter1976 "Used my $25 b-day gift card from B&N to get "My Boring-Ass Life" & "Shootin' the Sh*t" Thanks! http://jayandsilentbob.com
Created at : 09/05/10 11:02 AM

Status :Via @PdcD "any chance we see u check into rehab for addiction?" If you mean for weed, get educated, sir. If you mean for Twinkies, then yes.
Created at : 09/05/10 10:52 AM

Status :Via @yourmelody1 "morning, sir! Did you sleep well?" I did, actually. Post-show, the wife & I got loaded and sang songs. #DaysOfWineAndRoses
Created at : 09/05/10 10:19 AM

Status :Via @SlapshotOHanlon "Are you there Kev? It's me, Margret" It's just a period. Buy a bra, pick a religion & belt up that sanitary napkin!
Created at : 09/05/10 10:18 AM

Status :Via @Mijder "Used to get annoyed w/you for always tweeting SModcast. Then I listened. Damned entertaining" The new episode goes up tonight!
Created at : 09/05/10 10:13 AM

Status :Via @CincinnatiGAZzy "is it true that Matt Jones (Badger from BREAKING BAD) is cast in RED STATE?" Yup. He & Parks share a killer scene...
Created at : 09/05/10 10:08 AM

Status :Via @PopCandy "Watching Hal Hartley's Trust" Excellent choice, Math. Hartley at his best Hartley. Without TRUST, CLERKS never happens. #T101
Created at : 09/05/10 10:06 AM

Status :Via @zalank " @smodcastle was rad! Kevin & jeff anderson are out of control!" Big thanks to Grizzly Anderson for sitting in for @SMosier!
Created at : 09/05/10 12:02 AM

Status :Gallery 1988 & @JensenClan88 have done it again: Goonies, Gremlins & Ghostbusters show! http://nineteeneightyeight.com/la/ggg3gshow.html
Created at : 09/04/10 7:31 PM

Status :TONIGHT'S @SModcastle SMovie: BEAR NATION - a dickumentary by Mr. #BlowHard himself - @MalcolmIngram! If you're GAY in L.A. you MUST cum...
Created at : 09/04/10 12:11 PM

Status :Via @dvdmike "is RED STATE still moving ahead?" 18 days 'til we start shooting. Expect far less Tweeting from me, 9/22 to mid-October.
Created at : 09/04/10 11:04 AM

Status :Via @jmj399 "Cartoons this morning?" YES! 10am! http://smodcastle.com/shows/cartoons.html Then tonight: http://smodcastle.com/shows/smodcast
Created at : 09/04/10 10:30 AM

Status :Tomorrow night @SModcastle: JEFF ANDERSON sits in for @SMosier on SModcast 3D! Only 10 tix left!!! http://smodcastle.com/shows/smodcast
Created at : 09/03/10 9:53 PM

Status :KO-VY! KO-VY! KO-VY! http://yhoo.it/bY7SDz Congrats to the @NHLDevils! Cup-It-Up, boys!
Created at : 09/03/10 9:04 PM

Status :Via @MildMusingsII "Smodcast is featured on iTunes podcast page!" I was shocked. Really cool of iTunes folks to do that for us. #SModcast
Created at : 09/03/10 7:14 PM

Status :Via @ginasmith "COMPLETELY bummed. extended LA trip to enjoy Smodcastle on 9/12. Alas, show rescheduled" Sorry - taking my kid to VMAs then.
Created at : 09/03/10 6:28 PM

Status :Via @Eightiesology "You going to take a Smodcast break for Red State shoot like u did for Z&M?" No need: the banked live shows will fill-in.
Created at : 09/03/10 6:23 PM

Status :Tonight @SModcastle: BABBLE-ON followed by BAGGED & BOARDED! Food Truck: @GreatBallsOT MEATBALLS! http://greatballsontires.com/menu
Created at : 09/03/10 6:17 PM

Status :I'm off to bed. Thanks for hanging/chatting. This is free: http://smodcast.com This costs, but it's worth it: http://smodcastle.com/tickets
Created at : 09/03/10 2:35 AM

Status :Via @KatSquires73 "do you give support to any charities or organisations?" I'm against kid-fucking: http://viewaskew.com/thewaynefoundation
Created at : 09/03/10 2:31 AM

Status :Via @TMacPhisto "U hadn't been around as much. How's it going?" Readying RED STATE before, staring at your hypnotic elephant avatar now.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:28 AM

Status :(2/2) talked about our longtime connection: his short film ICE CREAM played before CLERKS at MOMA's New Directors/New Films series in '94.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:26 AM

Status :(1/2) @heymynameisevan "what do u think about louis ck?" Like him lots. Saw him at the NY Public Library Carlin event a few months back. We
Created at : 09/03/10 2:25 AM

Status :@aethyr18 "when will there be more SModimations?" One a month, sir. New one's up Monday: Mosier's Cocaine story. And @StarkToons CRUSHED it!
Created at : 09/03/10 2:23 AM

Status :"You're not the one who let me down. But thanks for offering." A lyric I've always loved from Web In Front, by Archers of Loaf.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:21 AM

Status :Via @xreynoldsxcorex "what if adversity has a vagina?" Then tell adversity it looks fat in those jeans. Female equivalent of a wiener-stab.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:18 AM

Status :Via @Arami76 "With your notoriety it worked to your favor and you probably fly free now" I wanna live in your make-believe world, sir...
Created at : 09/03/10 2:16 AM

Status :But more importantly, @maneastj? You wanna feel better about life? Listen to http://www.smodcast.com/getold It's a filthy feel-good show.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:13 AM

Status :(2/2) You'd think that would be devastating. Instead, it was illuminating. Whenever you face adversity, make sure you stab it in the wiener.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:11 AM

Status :(1/2) @maneastj "feelin a little down and out....got some words of encourgagement?" One day, every news outlet in the world called me fat.
Created at : 09/03/10 2:06 AM

Status :Via @mrBgone1155 "Green Hornet 7 rocked" The end of the next issue is something I've been waiting to do in comics since I was five or six...
Created at : 09/03/10 2:05 AM

Status :Via @StoneLord2012 "Do you have any podcasts now?" C'mere, kid. Look inside my coat here - see what I got: http://www.smodcast.com/
Created at : 09/03/10 1:59 AM

Status :Via @larrydalton32 "what will u do when u tire of fucking wife" If I never tired of peanut butter or weed I'll never tire of their superior.
Created at : 09/03/10 1:57 AM