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Status :Haven't paid attention to football since grade school Nerf games. Do they still count 5 Mississippi before they rush the Quarterback? #Nerd
Created at : 02/05/12 8:02 PM

Status :Watching the Super Bowl hoping to see a DARK KNIGHT spot. No Bane yet, but Christ - had no idea so many famous people were so low on cash...
Created at : 02/05/12 7:55 PM

Status :SEMINAR rocked! Excellent performances from the five cast members, but Rickman is God (well, Metatron really). It's a must-see for writers.
Created at : 02/05/12 4:52 PM

Status :Darn... #SModcast200 file from Spatz sounds like shit. @KenPlume will take a run at it, but we may need to bring in the big gun: @dequinn.
Created at : 02/05/12 4:44 PM

Status :SUPERBOWL SUNDAY! I'm celebrating it like a high school drama-nerd by SEEING A PLAY! Taking @JenSchwalbach to peep Alan Rickman in SEMINAR!
Created at : 02/05/12 12:55 PM

Status :Via @babbleonbegins "Why were you unavailable for Babble" I'm in NY/NJ for @ComicBookMenAMC all week. Hitting @NHLDevils game Tuesday, too!
Created at : 02/05/12 12:45 PM

Status :Via @davidtome "there is no such thing as time travel" Sure there is, sir: the human Flux Capacitor is powered by weed. #WeDontNeedRoads
Created at : 02/05/12 12:30 PM

Status :IN 1 WEEK: @ComicBookMenAMC! Here's me in NY City, holding today's NYTimes, in which my NJ friends take center stage! http://t.co/fLYxQwPE
Created at : 02/05/12 11:49 AM

Status :Pre-Game, check out KEVIN SMITH BURN IN HELL on @EpixHD! You can sign up for a free trial - NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED! http://t.co/ycI5TnkK
Created at : 02/05/12 8:27 AM

Status :Via @DerrenBrown "Just watched Red State. Very, very good" Appreciated, sir! Feel free to exit through the gift shop... http://t.co/U0VXjSdH
Created at : 02/05/12 3:44 AM

Status :LOS ANGELES! Tonight at 10! @RalphGarman will BABBLE-ON with comedy legend and HIT SOMEBODY co-star @realJonLovitz! http://t.co/X0iXGwkg
Created at : 02/04/12 6:31 PM

Status :Tonight, @JenSchwalbach & I start our 2 day NYC SunDate. If you don't hear from us 'til Monday, hopefully it'll be due to sexual exhaustion.
Created at : 02/04/12 3:57 PM

Status :NEW JERSEY! Origin point for all that I am! I'm laying atop you! Now switch & get on top of ME, as I am a lazy bottom... #HomeAgainHomeAgain
Created at : 02/04/12 1:59 PM

Status :ONE WEEK FROM TOMORROW! @ComicBookMenAMC premieres! For now, read all about Walt & the boys in this Sunday's NY Times: http://t.co/YlSEOL27
Created at : 02/04/12 10:31 AM

Status :Via @jbalaneski "what do you think of Sam Gagner's 8 point game" I think the @NHL_Oilers should trade that slacker. Lazy sumbitch... #Legend
Created at : 02/04/12 10:13 AM

Status :T-DOT! Me & @JayMewes loved our all-painter 3-Way with you at Scotiabank! So IN AUGUST, we're cumming back for more: http://t.co/O0361fLb
Created at : 02/04/12 9:36 AM

Status :Via @xcarex "We gave our gifts (cross-stitch & a painting) to one of the ushers. Did you get them?" Yes! Love 'em both! Got Kevin Sith, too!
Created at : 02/04/12 9:22 AM

Status :See my new @EpixHD special - KEVIN SMITH BURN IN HELL! Free-trial sign-up, no CC # needed: epx.ms/9V5VfH Click here to watch: epx.ms/yvKOQH
Created at : 02/04/12 8:46 AM

Status :Leaving Halifax after awesome show last night with @smosier. Thanks, all, for a killer #SModcast200 deep in the guts of the mighty Spatz!
Created at : 02/04/12 8:30 AM

Status :HALIFAX! In less than an hour, #SModcast200 happens at the Spatz! Come see me & @smosier make some SMistory LIVE! Tickets at the door!
Created at : 02/03/12 5:20 PM

Status :Bored? Watch my new @EpixHD special - BURN IN HELL! Free trial sign-up: http://t.co/bdzv0WmM Then click here to watch: http://t.co/s84z2KBa
Created at : 02/03/12 4:15 PM

Status :Congrats to @JaneCNolan and @ArranNZ - who merged into one entity today: MATRIMONIOUS, the Ever-Living! Way to wed, kids! #Mawwiage
Created at : 02/03/12 4:06 PM

Status :HALIFAX! I is back! Me & @smosier: the new black! Come get your ears SMod-smacked! TONIGHT AT 8, at the Spatz! http://t.co/IvQcUhXy
Created at : 02/03/12 3:16 PM

Status :I love this so much: Walt Flanagan, as profiled in the holy fuckin' NY Times! http://t.co/dAiZqwj2 COMIC BOOK MEN starts February 12th!
Created at : 02/03/12 2:55 PM

Status :TONIGHT! One does not simply walk into HALIFAX! Me & @smosier go super Nova Scotia for #SModcast200 at the SPATZ! http://t.co/IvQcUhXy
Created at : 02/03/12 10:12 AM

Status :HOLLYWOOD! Spend the night with @TheKatieMorgan! ONE NIGHT STAND with Katie & Cassie! 10pm TONIGHT at @JonLovitzClub: http://t.co/h3u9YM7Y
Created at : 02/03/12 10:02 AM

Status :Watch Sam Gagner bring the 80's back to the @NHL_Oilers with a 4 goals and four assists against the Hawks. See it here: http://t.co/6nCkGxvU
Created at : 02/03/12 9:36 AM

Status :Via @MarkAdams64 "last nite was awesome, can't wait for the next event done that way" Next in theaters: HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON w/ @RalphGarman!
Created at : 02/03/12 9:18 AM

Status :DAMMIT! I was podcasting in movie theaters last night, so I missed GAGNER join Gretzky, Kurri & Coffey in the @NHL_Oilers record books!
Created at : 02/03/12 9:15 AM

Status :IN 1 HOUR - @JayMewes & I will talk to you from the screen! See us do our podcast and q&a IN A MOVIE THEATER NEAR YOU! http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 02/02/12 7:29 PM

Status :IN 2 HOURS! @JayMewes & I are gonna GET OLD and Q&A in a MOVIE THEATER NEAR YOU! It's a 3 hour tour! A 3 hour tour! http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 02/02/12 6:33 PM

Status :TORONTO! My Timbit is in your DoubleDouble! And in 5 hrs, me & @JayMewes will GET OLD at a movie theater NEAR YOU! LiveFromBehind.com
Created at : 02/02/12 3:21 PM

Status :TONIGHT! In movie theaters across NorthAmerica! Come SEE a podcast! First, @JayMewes & I GET OLD, then we Q&A with YOU! http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 02/02/12 8:23 AM

Status :Me & @JayMewes talk MALLRATS on the new GET OLD: http://t.co/waxkFC2W Come see GET OLD in a MOVIE THEATER! TOMORROW: http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 02/01/12 7:49 PM

Status :One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way. And this guy's saying "Whadaya want from me?" #Scully http://t.co/Ch1p5vqH
Created at : 02/01/12 10:22 AM

Status :Via @Ocko70 "Thoughts on all this Watchmen business?" Thought the Keene Act got rid of 'em back in 77? #Hurm TOMORROW: http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 02/01/12 10:08 AM

Status :MATALO! MATALO! BANE! BANE! See a CLIP of the ATTACK ON WAYNE MANOR: http://t.co/lblFXGE4 I've already got MY tickets... #TheFireRises
Created at : 02/01/12 10:01 AM

Status :THURSDAY! See a live podcast a movie theater near you! Me & @JayMewes GET OLD on the big screen! Ask Q's, watch us A! http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 02/01/12 1:42 AM

Status :Holy shit! @JenSchwalbach just came up with an awesome idea for a fiction narrative TV show. I mean, like, a REALLY good idea. I'm excited!
Created at : 02/01/12 1:31 AM

Status :Via @vivavenell "kev & @smosier crushed in SMod 199. Just straight lording" Straight or gay, we'll take it. *ahem* #SModcast200 is next...
Created at : 02/01/12 12:47 AM

Status :If you listen to only 1 podcast this year make it tomorrow's @AdamCarolla show. Will me & the AceMan come to blows? Or will we cum to blows?
Created at : 02/01/12 12:38 AM

Status :Coming soon, to a theater near you: 2 MIDDLE-AGED MEN TALKING & ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS! One night only THIS THURSDAY: http://t.co/23Kks6LM
Created at : 01/31/12 5:54 PM

Status :See the @ComicBookMenAMC in their super-heroic forms: http://t.co/mkOKJpfO From opening credit sequence. My cartoon friends. So awesome.
Created at : 01/31/12 5:43 PM

Status :After some technical difficulties, I give you SMODCAST 199: Mosier Rolls Over! Recorded live at @SFSKetchfest: http://t.co/NgcK2DBX
Created at : 01/31/12 12:16 PM

Status :Via @Maui2007 "Scully still hanging in there?" #Scully still livin' in the lap, (livin' in the lap) of luxury... http://t.co/wedhN7hi
Created at : 01/31/12 11:18 AM

Status :Via @Spider7267 "headed to SDCC this year?" So long as I'm alive, you can always find me on that Hall H stage, Saturday night of every SDCC.
Created at : 01/31/12 11:07 AM

Status :Via @BRBeeshop "is SMod 199 a live one?" It's the show we recorded Sunday night at @SFSketchfest, where we go deep into the ass of @smosier.
Created at : 01/31/12 10:54 AM

Status :Via @AStolenCherry "Did you succeed?" Jesus CHRIST man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! #BrodieWouldBeFortyThisYear
Created at : 01/31/12 10:35 AM

Status :To All World Travelers Bound for America! Watch what you Tweet before coming over: http://t.co/kRWgIeg0 (Thanks, @BunnyFaceJo.)
Created at : 01/31/12 10:26 AM

Status :Had a dream me & @JenSchwalbach were in high school on grad night trip. We kept trying to swap rooms with friends so we could fuck. Awesome.
Created at : 01/31/12 10:23 AM

Status :Via @KalPDG "Bionic Man #6 been released?" Not sure. But we just put ish 7 to bed. Lau is CRUSHING it. He and Hester are the absolute truth.
Created at : 01/31/12 10:20 AM

Status :Via @theMattGore "Can't wait for @AdamCarolla pod" I head to the garage at 7pm. If I never come out again, tell @JenSchwalbach I love her...
Created at : 01/31/12 10:14 AM

Status :On 2/12, COMIC BOOK MEN debuts on @AMC_TV, after The Walking Dead! In my bio on the AMC site, find some news Askew... http://t.co/TE6HEff4
Created at : 01/31/12 10:10 AM

Status :Via @NialPerry918 "Will @JayMewes attend PlusOne 16/02" Yup. And Harley doing HARLEYWOULD, too. Only at @ThePCCLondon: http://t.co/7QSuxirA
Created at : 01/31/12 10:05 AM

Status :Via @pat_diff "did you just give up on @SMorningShow?" Trying to finish HIT SOMEBODY script first. Meantime, SModcast 199 will be up today.
Created at : 01/31/12 9:58 AM

Status :Via @JonDStern "What's up with SWS/Goon" Looks funny. They went for current-day SLAPSHOT. I'm going for the Great Canadian Novel. #TopShelf
Created at : 01/31/12 9:47 AM

Status :Via @RobTari86 "Can't wait for Smodcast #200. Here's a quick one of you and @smosier: https://t.co/SvGhfPU8 " Love it, sir. 199 posts today.
Created at : 01/31/12 9:33 AM

Status :Who plays in movie theater? Podcast plays in movie theater! How can that be?! Me & @JayMewes Get Old THURSDAY NIGHT! http://t.co/23Kks6LM
Created at : 01/30/12 4:30 PM

Status :Via @FroCut "Will I be able to buy your book on iTunes & listen to it like a pod" Yes? Also might include vid intros: http://t.co/VbWVfYtl
Created at : 01/30/12 3:49 PM

Status :Via @mandmgreen "want to go to PlusOne & bring bf. last time I saw you was w/ exbf. Too weird or suck it up" Split diff: listen to free pod.
Created at : 01/30/12 3:16 PM

Status :Via @beaulne "Tried to watch Red State, powerful. you should continue directing." Well then maybe YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!!! #Taffin
Created at : 01/30/12 2:59 PM

Status :Via @Neo_sub "Tried to watch Red State, painful. you should stop directing" I'm gonna soon. But to be fair, some folks say I never started.
Created at : 01/30/12 2:53 PM

Status :Via @Marmacart "In honor of your return to Halifax I created this: http://t.co/U7GwkrkM " Thanks! I make a pretty good Garbage Pail Kid...
Created at : 01/30/12 2:20 PM

Status :Via @PucknBass "KevinSmith i find him lazy n money grabbin" LazyKev: http://t.co/ML8tolvf MoneyGrabbingKev: http://t.co/CV8cIQAk #LogicFail
Created at : 01/30/12 2:13 PM

Status :Via @berzerker0 "I love you." I know. Now kick past those Ugnaughts and gimme a smooch before they carbon freeze my fat ass... #BespinSucks
Created at : 01/30/12 2:06 PM

Status :NORTH AMERICA! Come to the movie theaters on THURSDAY NIGHT to see a podcast ON THE BIG SCREEN! Me & @JayMewes GET OLD: http://t.co/66ccnH5V
Created at : 01/30/12 2:01 PM

Status :Via @revt23 "Clipshow? Genius! Who cut it together" Give it up for @KenPlume, who had to handle yards of Neeson cock: http://t.co/9FPHaDqZ
Created at : 01/30/12 1:22 PM

Status :Dear Stewie, I took this self-portrait moments ago, just for you... http://t.co/MAHeDT9T
Created at : 01/30/12 11:12 AM

Status :Speaking of cartoons... Watch the Nut-Eye Moody madness in today's HARRY SCOTTER, on the all-new SModCo Cartoon Show! http://t.co/gptFbtCy
Created at : 01/30/12 10:47 AM

Status :2 @RalphGarman audio delights! 1st, hear Ralph interview AdamWest: http://t.co/bGbGKk07 Then? GIANT LiamNeeson's cock: http://t.co/9FPHaDqZ
Created at : 01/30/12 9:10 AM

Status :Via @Ver314 "FamilyGuy just made a Kev reference, again" That's 2 on FG, 1 cartoon me on Cleve, & 1 ref on SIMPSONS! #CartoonKevIsEverywhere
Created at : 01/30/12 8:54 AM

Status :NORTHERN CALIFORNIA! Me & @smosier do SModcast 199 in San Francisco TONIGHT AT 8! See us be corny at @CobbsComedyClub: http://t.co/GDLSO5Rm
Created at : 01/29/12 3:26 PM

Status :The guy who brought CLERKS to Miramax is @MarkTusk. He's cleaning house and selling DOPE indie history movie stuff: http://t.co/NPvR19NL
Created at : 01/29/12 2:08 PM

Status :SAM CLAM'S DISCO! Me & @smosier will be at @CobbsComedyClub for SMODCAST LIVE IN THE BAY AREA at #SketchFest TONIGHT! http://t.co/GDLSO5Rm
Created at : 01/29/12 5:03 AM

Status :Via @saraoli "loved Red State. That shit was awesome" I can't argue with you. Buy the UK BD: http://t.co/7ERoteQr US: http://t.co/U0VXjSdH
Created at : 01/28/12 8:31 PM

Status :Via @xoxSallySparrow "Please come to Denver" She said "No - Boy, won't you come home to me... http://t.co/s5kLTA8v
Created at : 01/28/12 7:55 PM

Status :HALIFAX! About 90 tix left for #SModcastAtTheSpatz THIS FRIDAY! http://t.co/IvQcUhXy Be there as we utter aloud the 200th episode of SMod!
Created at : 01/28/12 7:45 PM

Status :If you're going to SAN FRANCISCO! Then come see me & @smosier put flowers in our hair at SModcast199 LIVE: http://t.co/GDLSO5Rm #SketchFest
Created at : 01/28/12 3:26 PM

Status :Via @NebshitNance "Working today, thanking God for all the SModcast shows" SModcast: We make shit easier to tolerate. http://t.co/VHm8lV7V
Created at : 01/28/12 12:38 PM

Status :Via @RobTari86 "drawing I did for you and @RalphGarman a while ago: https://t.co/FiIRKwd6 " I love the pet penis eating a sandwich, sir...
Created at : 01/28/12 12:34 PM

Status :Via @DarranRaven "Ooo, @JenSchwalbach coming to London to do PLUS ONE LIVE" We're shooting it too! http://t.co/7QSuxirA Only 50 seats left!
Created at : 01/28/12 11:50 AM

Status :At the 2:33 mark, FAT ALBERT IRL! http://t.co/ULyKZX2n #SoulTrainSaturday asks naught but that you blaze & boogie down the line...
Created at : 01/28/12 11:01 AM

Status :Whoa! Pre-celeb-spotting! ROSIE PEREZ leads off the line! Makes me want to fight the power... http://t.co/q3YPv6Qo #SoulTrainSaturday
Created at : 01/28/12 10:47 AM

Status :At the 1:40 mark, a monster attacks! http://t.co/T1m3KdBW #SoulTrainSaturday is the double-truth, Ruth.
Created at : 01/28/12 10:41 AM

Status :It's #SoulTrainSaturday son! At the 45 second mark, a comic book hero makes a cameo: http://t.co/bcaKXc2a Hint: Stars in summer 2012 movie.
Created at : 01/28/12 10:29 AM

Status :Via @BrianReesHaag "Now I wanna spend my day watching Soul Train videos" Blaze out & take the train: http://t.co/6MlvlIUW #SoulTrainSaturday
Created at : 01/28/12 10:23 AM

Status :Via @selenibeanie82 "new show about the comic store. Is that ur store in Red Bank" It is! Peep all the commercials: http://t.co/iwa85vm7
Created at : 01/28/12 10:18 AM

Status :Via @VictorMatosIII "can't wait for Comic Book Guys" Comic Book MEN, sir - which can also be called STREET HOCKEY MEN: http://t.co/PplHfnZf
Created at : 01/28/12 10:00 AM

Status :No BABBLE tonight. Instead, @RalphGarman is facing off against the Bat in a sold-out event! AN EVENING WITH ADAM WEST - at @JonLovitzClub!
Created at : 01/28/12 9:57 AM

Status :You ready to get your groove on? Join the dance line and move your body to PAPA WAS A ROLLING STONE: http://t.co/tmp6nLZr #SoulTrainSaturday
Created at : 01/28/12 9:21 AM

Status :Via @BigSillyFace "taking questions via Twitter Thursday night?" Yes! Hashtag your questions & @JayMewes will read 'em! http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 01/28/12 9:06 AM

Status :If you have only one movie-going experience THIS THURSDAY NIGHT, make it JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD ON THE SILVER SCREEN! http://t.co/ESzTZdq5
Created at : 01/28/12 9:00 AM

Status :HOLLYWOOD! Me & @JayMewes slowly decay in front of you at 10 TONITE, when JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD at @JonLovitzClub! http://t.co/i3apq6g2
Created at : 01/27/12 5:14 PM

Status :Via @IamTheCoug "When are you & @RalphGarman planning to do ish 3 of Cacophony?" We wanna do the next one on the road. Who wants to host it?
Created at : 01/27/12 2:56 PM

Status :Gonna be on @Live105Loud talking to ScottyMars about #SModcast200 if you wanna listen: http://t.co/gSBW1mNV For Tix: http://t.co/IvQcUhXy
Created at : 01/27/12 2:52 PM

Status :SPOILER: This shit will ruin your mood/day. 2nd death sentence for Connecticut home invaders: http://t.co/AaU67Gqi Die, you fucking animals.
Created at : 01/27/12 1:06 PM