Kourtney Kardashian Tweetstream

Status :At QVC pop up store launching our K-DASH by kardashian line exclusively sold on QVC. About to sell live on QVC, anyone watching?
Created at : 09/10/10 8:00 PM

Status :Getting glammed with @KimKardashian and @KeepinUpWKris for @jimmyfallon. Oh what should I wear? A 1 shoulder dress or a beaded short sleeve?
Created at : 09/10/10 3:22 PM

Status :This is the best thing I've ever seen http://bit.ly/bNSAuq
Created at : 09/10/10 11:46 AM

Status :DASH NYC? http://bit.ly/a6GXIQ
Created at : 09/09/10 3:04 PM

Status :Our Kardashian by bebe collection launches tomorrow! http://bit.ly/cOTz8v
Created at : 09/08/10 6:30 PM

Status :Sin city + bikinis = http://bit.ly/btir6B
Created at : 09/08/10 2:04 PM

Status :Wow! This site has some super deals on designer stuff. http://bit.ly/bumipw Ad
Created at : 09/08/10 12:18 PM

Status :Catching up with Cupcake mag http://bit.ly/cGcHkp
Created at : 09/07/10 1:08 PM

Status :AGREE!!@TomIerna109: @KourtneyKardash OMG! Kriss SMOKES!!!!!!!!!! How Un Classyyy! Ughhh that makes me mad!
Created at : 09/06/10 9:43 PM

Status :OMG watching SPIN CROWD! The sound of these PR twins voices is so unbearable on another level. I can't handle it!!!
Created at : 09/06/10 9:40 PM

Status :Did u guys think @scottdisick should have left the dinner with my mom?
Created at : 09/06/10 9:27 PM

Status :Woohoooo shengo and @KimKardashian getting that smooch action. Get it.
Created at : 09/06/10 9:24 PM

Status :Swim for Mildred! @RealLamarOdom @KhloeKardashian
Created at : 09/06/10 9:19 PM

Status :First comes love, then comes marriage...@KhloeKardashian is too funny!
Created at : 09/06/10 9:13 PM

Status :How hot is shengo and his tight little ass?
Created at : 09/06/10 9:11 PM

Status :Love @KimKardashian's new shadow aka the swat team! Shengo!
Created at : 09/06/10 9:03 PM

Status :Love @KhloeKardashian making @KimKardashian a unicorn!
Created at : 09/06/10 9:02 PM

Status :About to be that time to keep up with the kardashians #kuwtk with @kimsaprincess @scottdisick @lorenridinger watching!
Created at : 09/06/10 8:51 PM

Status :LOL!WeRweird!RT@feeditbeans: @KourtneyKardash um 2 parents having a naked picture of their daughter in their bedroom is beyond weird, kourt
Created at : 09/05/10 9:46 PM

Status :Everyone needs2B nice2 @KeepinUpWKris she obviously is in love with bruce.Everyone has their moments people...relax or u will have me2deal/w
Created at : 09/05/10 9:34 PM

Status :Did anyone notice the pic of me in @KeepinUpWKris and bruce bedroom? Pregnant and naked...one of my favorite shots ever!
Created at : 09/05/10 9:33 PM

Status :Haha who thinks bruce should be entitled to some space?
Created at : 09/05/10 9:26 PM

Status :@mariahashley2 have fun! I will see u this week I'm sure! Everyone follow mariah! She's a doll!
Created at : 09/05/10 8:45 PM

Status :Thank u! U r so good at responding to people...I need to take notes. :) RT@tajjackson3: @KourtneyKardash Welcome back Kourt :-)
Created at : 09/04/10 10:58 PM

Status :Just landed back home! Excited to see my little boy!!! There really is no better feeling in the world.
Created at : 09/04/10 8:26 PM

Status :At the beach club pool at hard rock. People get crazy during the day in vegas!! Who's here with me?
Created at : 09/04/10 3:32 PM

Status :En route to vegas...hard rock pool. Who's coming? Our beach bunny swimwear line will be there in full fashion force.
Created at : 09/04/10 11:56 AM

Status :i miss @khloekardashian madly. and she misses me too. so we made a plan today to meet somewhere in the middle aka new york city. see u soon!
Created at : 09/04/10 2:42 AM

Status :Has anyone ever mistakenly said "you too" when someone wishes you happy birthday?
Created at : 09/04/10 1:48 AM

Status :Off to bed! Going to Vegas tomorrow...anyone else in for some poolside fun?
Created at : 09/04/10 1:13 AM

Status :Fabbbbb shoes and bags in our new bebe collection! http://bit.ly/cOTz8v
Created at : 09/03/10 5:29 PM

Status :I now officially have the key to the city... http://bit.ly/cgGW9G What should I do with it?
Created at : 09/03/10 2:56 PM

Status :I am excellent at the Irish jig and squirting on command.RT@GuiltyPlezure: @KourtneyKardash do u have any talents
Created at : 09/02/10 9:12 PM

Status :Good thing I live for me and not for you. RT@andria805: @KourtneyKardash your soo dumb ii would of left scott along timee aqoo !
Created at : 09/02/10 9:08 PM

Status :On way2celebrate 90210.On 9-02-10.They are giving our family the key2 the city!The kardashians get the key of beverly hills.Such an honor!
Created at : 09/02/10 9:03 PM

Status :Did you win my skiphop giveaway? http://bit.ly/d4f1N8
Created at : 09/02/10 4:39 PM

Status :Good morning good morning the sun is shining. Hooray!Hooray! Have a good day. I sing this in my house every morning lol. Rise& shine people!
Created at : 09/02/10 12:09 PM

Status :I read that humans can survive on avocados alone. Anyone down for a new diet?
Created at : 09/01/10 8:36 PM

Status :Mason's first trip to the grocery store! http://bit.ly/bt4Ew0 He loved it!!
Created at : 09/01/10 10:53 AM

Status :We can't wait to share this with u guys! http://bit.ly/cl2IaR
Created at : 08/31/10 4:58 PM

Status :Family snaps! http://bit.ly/cqvYZG
Created at : 08/31/10 12:14 PM

Status :@MissKellyO you are doing amazing on fashion police! you look gorgeous and your comments are smart and appropriate. loving it.
Created at : 08/31/10 12:14 AM

Status :Hanging out at the @perfectskin display with @scottdisick http://bit.ly/bC7mkq Have any of you tried it yet?
Created at : 08/30/10 3:09 PM

Status :@tajjackson3 Of course! Everyone follow taj and share your loving messages to MJ. #MessageToMJ
Created at : 08/29/10 11:24 PM

Status :Who's watching #kuwtk w/me? "I see one" lol. My mom is just too much!Setting @KimKardashian up on a blind date&bribing @RealLamarOdom 4tix.
Created at : 08/29/10 11:19 PM

Status :You are the only person I have ever met and felt "star struck" because you are larger than life, your presence is powerful. #MessageToMJ
Created at : 08/29/10 10:51 PM

Status :RT @alecko11:@KourtneyKardash Lol you are hilarious. Glad they didn't show you and Kris grilling me with your questions. HOW WAS THE DATE?
Created at : 08/29/10 10:48 PM

Status :RT @britthenley: "this is the land of your people!" "this isn't the land, this is Glendale" hahaha #kuwtk perfect @KourtneyKardash THE BEST!
Created at : 08/29/10 10:15 PM

Status :Thank you for changing the world in so many ways. #MessageToMJ
Created at : 08/29/10 9:57 PM

Status :Its Sunday AKA shameless self promoting day. Excited 4Emmy night & Keeping Up With the Kardashians! &Spin Crowd..duh! Who will be watching?
Created at : 08/29/10 6:33 PM

Status :@KhloeKardashian Here's our answer about snails!!! RT @MiTh1211: @KourtneyKardash They have huge cocks. Lol
Created at : 08/29/10 3:31 AM

Status :RT @KhloeKardashian:Something has been bothering me for a very long time.Maybe @kourtneykardash can help.Do snails have vagina's or penises?
Created at : 08/28/10 11:08 AM

Status :This is Confidential http://bit.ly/cNO56X
Created at : 08/28/10 10:23 AM

Status :Hurry! It's the last day to enter my Kardashians for Bebe dress giveaway. You have until midnight to enter http://bit.ly/9DBtFJ Good luck!!
Created at : 08/27/10 3:14 PM

Status :Step into my office... http://bit.ly/cQY88x
Created at : 08/27/10 1:17 PM

Status :Catching up with @georgelopez http://bit.ly/a6xUGB always a pleasure! Lol
Created at : 08/26/10 7:02 PM

Status :My inner beauty secret http://bit.ly/ajz4K7 Love this pic of me and @keepinupwkris
Created at : 08/26/10 1:28 PM

Status :Hi dolls! Just 2 days left to enter my Kardashians for @bebe_stores dress giveaway on my blog. http://bit.ly/9DBtFJ Good luck
Created at : 08/25/10 10:11 PM

Status :@sharonehakman everyone follow him for cooking tips. He's an amazing chef!
Created at : 08/25/10 3:48 PM

Status :Good Day LA! http://bit.ly/aM898T How is everyone this morning?
Created at : 08/25/10 12:26 PM

Status :one minute until west coast of @georgelopez. @kimkardashian and i went on tonight and he was a MAJOR PERV!!!!!!!!!! see why.
Created at : 08/25/10 1:00 AM

Status :@BrittGastineau YES i am! see u tomorrow! its been long enough.
Created at : 08/25/10 12:58 AM

Status :i miss @khloekardashian. havent seen her is ages now and its not even funny. im coming to greece!
Created at : 08/25/10 12:41 AM

Status :OMG @georgelopez is such a perv!!! U guys will die! See why on tonights show. 11PM TBS.
Created at : 08/24/10 6:53 PM

Status :Don't u even try it @khloekardashian.... I'm catching up!! http://bit.ly/bvb1N7 Help me beat Khloe to a million "likes" on Facebook
Created at : 08/24/10 6:04 PM

Status :RT @SheivaG: First night of using perfect skin. I love the way it smells lol and I LOVE the sponge scrub! Goodnight people!
Created at : 08/24/10 12:55 PM

Status :Mason loves his play mat! http://bit.ly/csm0SR
Created at : 08/23/10 2:22 PM

Status :Check out BuyWithMe for half off restaurants, spas and more! http://bit.ly/dD15No (Ad)
Created at : 08/23/10 12:00 PM

Status :RT@iGabyD:@KourtneyKardash Kim is too picky! That's not good. Why is she going to have that big house if she wants to have no one in there!?
Created at : 08/22/10 11:19 PM

Status :RT @nicole_smithh: @KourtneyKardash i don't think she is being too harsh. i think @KhloeKardashian is just looking out for you! WORD!
Created at : 08/22/10 11:17 PM

Status :RT@KhloeKardashian:EXACTLY @Kardashian411: the end of the day Khloe only has Kourt's best interest@ heart.Sometimes tough love is best love
Created at : 08/22/10 11:16 PM

Status :Who's watching keeping up? #kuwtk is @KimKardashian crazy with her house or what?! The shoe racks!!
Created at : 08/22/10 11:14 PM

Status :I die for @SimonHuck. Watching spin crowd and he tickles my nuts!
Created at : 08/22/10 9:49 PM

Status :Monte carlo tan on spin crowd! @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck are too funny for words! Is everyone watching?
Created at : 08/22/10 9:42 PM

Status :Spin crowd! How did u guys like keeping up? #kuwtk?
Created at : 08/22/10 9:37 PM

Status :Beer pong kris jenner. #kuwtk how amazing is the food fight?! Its about memories! Bruce is right!
Created at : 08/22/10 9:36 PM

Status :How crazy is @KimKardashian? She's making people take their shoes off to come inside? Esta loca! How cute is my son?????
Created at : 08/22/10 9:36 PM

Status :Some good old advice from @RobKardashian. I love that brother of mine. #kuwtk
Created at : 08/22/10 9:16 PM

Status :#kuwtk who's watching?? We r all twittering live! I'm here w everyone watching! Its back!
Created at : 08/22/10 9:15 PM

Status :@KhloeKardashian is so immature. She's making things harder for me by not allowing @scottdisick to drive on her driveway. "Thanks gem!"
Created at : 08/22/10 9:11 PM

Status :Therapy sessions! They do a body good. Lol. They really do.
Created at : 08/22/10 9:09 PM

Status :How fab is @KimKardashian new house? She hates ua ll when we come over there.
Created at : 08/22/10 9:07 PM

Status :Do u guys think @KhloeKardashian is being "harsh and aggressive?" Or do u agree with her? I get that @scottdisick needs to earn her trust.
Created at : 08/22/10 9:05 PM

Status :New season is on!! How cute is my son?! How weird are @KimKardashian noises. I love @KhloeKardashian marrying the parents!
Created at : 08/22/10 9:02 PM

Status :Miss u madly! Come home. Going to moms with mason to watch. RT @KhloeKardashian: @KourtneyKardash I miss you Kourt!!!! Where's my Mason?
Created at : 08/22/10 7:22 PM

Status :RT @RyanSeacrest: Tonight kardashians!!! Season 5 and my girl kim's spin crowd after u have got to see it!! BIG NIGHT!
Created at : 08/22/10 7:12 PM

Status :The fun begins tonight at 10/9 central.We will all be twittering live, so watch keeping up #KUWTK and then spin crowd right after!Best hour.
Created at : 08/22/10 5:07 PM

Status :Getting super excited for the premier tonight of #kuwtk. I needed some family time after the intensity of miami. Home sweet home!
Created at : 08/22/10 4:58 PM

Status :http://bit.ly/b4NIj2 so excited for the season 5 premiere tonight! See u there! @robkardashian @khloekardashian @kimkardashian @scottdisick
Created at : 08/22/10 4:25 PM

Status :@KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian @RobKardashian @scottdisick we will all be twittering live tonight during the premier.Watch w/us!Let's talk.
Created at : 08/22/10 10:06 AM

Status :Good morning!Don't u love when ur excited so u wake up early with energy?!Tonight is the premier of season 5 #KUWTK.Wow I can't believe it!
Created at : 08/22/10 10:01 AM

Status :We're back... http://bit.ly/cdMLo0
Created at : 08/21/10 5:13 PM

Status :Just got myself a present-a Burberry hobo for Fall! Always a steal at Beyond the Rack! http://bit.ly/97NzqZ
Created at : 08/21/10 10:01 AM

Status :I'm giving away some gorgeous Bebe dresses from our collection! http://bit.ly/9DBtFJ Go leave a comment to enter. good luck dolls!
Created at : 08/20/10 1:32 PM