Kourtney Kardashian Tweetstream

Status :Nobody is better than Madonna. She was perfection. Like a Prayer was my favorite part. Did everyone LOVE it as much as I did?
Created at : 02/05/12 7:19 PM

Status :Stop! You're making me so hungry! RT @RyanSeacrest: Making homemade wings...you can smell the deep fryer a block away #superbowl
Created at : 02/05/12 6:12 PM

Status :You are like such a valley girl,but I like love you. RT@KylieJenner: "I like.." "it's like.." "I'm like.." are ... http://t.co/GCHoHuTT
Created at : 02/05/12 3:59 PM

Status :Who else is obsessed with Gwyneth Paltrow's blog http://t.co/hQwAwmx1?
Created at : 02/05/12 3:57 PM

Status :Church and family brunch...perfect Sunday!
Created at : 02/05/12 2:05 PM

Status :AMEN! RT @RevRunWisdom: Why wake up feeling ALL pitiful??? When you can wake up feeling great to God who is ALL POWERFUL!!! #praypeople!
Created at : 02/05/12 9:55 AM

Status :My son passed out on my chest...this is what life is all about!
Created at : 02/05/12 12:05 AM

Status :Oh yeah! Only way to go baby. RT @Kardashianpedia: @KhloeKardashian Not naked yoga w @KourtneyKardash I hope...
Created at : 02/04/12 5:20 PM

Status :I had one too! Love it! RT @shambrizzle: @KourtneyKardash thinking of u!! I'm addicted now http://t.co/gCmSFaSn
Created at : 02/04/12 4:46 PM

Status :Carpe diem!
Created at : 02/04/12 1:27 PM

Status :Good Morning, Good Morning! The sun is shining! Hooray, Hooray! Have a good day!
Created at : 02/04/12 10:20 AM

Status :Check it. http://t.co/52yHFwz1
Created at : 02/03/12 10:06 PM

Status :Look, @KimKardashian and I are matching! http://t.co/5HXWr8RX Hair twins :)
Created at : 02/03/12 4:55 PM

Status :WiNd!
Created at : 02/03/12 10:53 AM

Status :Word! Heal the World! RT @KourtneyKCom: I think people who spew hate all the time should channel their negativity into something else.
Created at : 02/03/12 10:07 AM

Status :Um RUDE.I rule your lives!And @parisjackson is the gorgeous one.RT @KimKardashian: Kourtney who?! hahahaha RT ... http://t.co/9XKGBf2A
Created at : 02/03/12 10:06 AM

Status :Prayer time then bed time. Night night. Amen.
Created at : 02/03/12 12:01 AM

Status :Lots of new items just added to my eBay charity auction w/ @auctioncause http://t.co/AvhjPpyB Happy bidding!!
Created at : 02/02/12 8:00 PM

Status :Miss you! @KhloeKardashian http://t.co/Aex0dMip Dallas was so much fun!
Created at : 02/02/12 7:16 PM

Status :Walking time!
Created at : 02/02/12 10:15 AM

Status :Fig newtons are divine!
Created at : 02/01/12 10:50 PM

Status :Comeover! RT @KendallJenner: #CouldUseSomeLovin
Created at : 02/01/12 6:19 PM

Status :My very first Mavs game! http://t.co/DPBU0AnS
Created at : 02/01/12 4:24 PM

Status :Simon! I should come to NY! RT @SimonHuck: @KourtneyKardash @JonathanCheban @KimKardashian me too! I'm missing another fun trip!
Created at : 02/01/12 12:37 PM

Status :So sad I didn't come! :( RT @JonathanCheban: YES..Prime112, Liv, Zuma?? RT @KimKardashian: Is Miami ready for us ... http://t.co/71tjNglE
Created at : 02/01/12 11:18 AM

Status :Thank goodness u changed ur pic!RT @KourtneyKCom: Omg my site passed it's two year anniversary! I was going to ... http://t.co/fNFrS2gX
Created at : 01/31/12 10:45 PM

Status :Agree. Its the worst. RT @NicoleFisher01: @KourtneyKardash so am I!! I over analyze every situation. It's just negative energy!
Created at : 01/31/12 9:05 PM

Status :I will use that excuse for now! RT @Karma94: @KourtneyKardash you're pregnant sweetheart, your hormones are playing you! :)
Created at : 01/31/12 9:02 PM

Status :I am the most indecisive person and its beyond annoying! Why can't I make up my mind?!
Created at : 01/31/12 8:49 PM

Status :Glorious day of buying for @DashBoutique @DASHMiami @DashNYC with the gorgeous @missroyaa in downtown LA! Keeping those stores stylish!
Created at : 01/31/12 6:28 PM

Status :Thanks doll!! RT @KardashianNavy I voted for Mason Disick as the Trendiest Celebrity Tot - http://t.co/BJajGzeL
Created at : 01/31/12 4:44 PM

Status :This is so fun! Wanna steal my style? Vote for me! http://t.co/khVSpDXw And Mason is nominated too as trendiest tot! http://t.co/Vng87fFY
Created at : 01/31/12 4:38 PM

Status :Happy HAPPY birthday to my favorite boy who does both hair and makeup with perfection! YOBBY @robscheppy He's ... http://t.co/m9a2htIN
Created at : 01/31/12 4:16 PM

Status :Check out @ScottDisick's Kardashian Khaos photo shoot! http://t.co/IKqsaMX9 LOL
Created at : 01/31/12 2:43 PM

Status :Perfect! Glory hole. RT @RobKardashian:hey @kourtneykardash!! i love my glory hole !!! wanna come play with the big boy piper at the rodeo??
Created at : 01/31/12 2:19 PM

Status :@KimKardashian I hadthe scariest dreams last nigh! So excitedto be alive and awake!
Created at : 01/31/12 10:15 AM

Status :No I didn't know I was yet :) RT @jennymillertime: @KourtneyKardash did the season finale of #kktny show you ... http://t.co/l4xJnfaj
Created at : 01/30/12 10:01 PM

Status :Just got my Mama Mio products that saved me through my last pregnancy! So excited to use them again! http://t.co/EhAFVdrw
Created at : 01/30/12 9:47 PM

Status :Amazing shoot today for Kardashian Kollection for Sears swim and lingerie!Amazing design meeting too!Productive and fun day with my sisters!
Created at : 01/30/12 7:46 PM

Status :Gorgeous award! RT @jOYCEBONELLi: Fun Phoootooooo Shooooooooooottt today with @KourtneyKardash
Created at : 01/30/12 7:31 PM

Status :Proud big sis right now! http://t.co/sDvws0BR @KendallJenner and @KylieJenner could not be any more gorgeous!
Created at : 01/30/12 6:01 PM

Status :A baby-filled Friday in Beverly Hills! http://t.co/02e6hWmh
Created at : 01/30/12 2:45 PM

Status :We banned tops from our Kardashian Kollection denim shoot! http://t.co/1VDdKX1a Jeans only, baby!!
Created at : 01/30/12 12:01 PM

Status :Now I'm horny. RT @OMGFacts: The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant
Created at : 01/29/12 11:32 PM

Status :Everything happens for a reason, like I always say! God has a plan for each of us.
Created at : 01/29/12 11:32 PM

Status :Seriously! RT @TheRealElissa: @KimKardashian @KourtneyKardash @ScottDisick That was the most intense episode!! ... http://t.co/c0XqrlFf
Created at : 01/29/12 11:31 PM

Status :I love my sisters so much and feel so blessed to have them in my life. I couldn't live without them.
Created at : 01/29/12 10:20 PM

Status :@hollycrose you have no idea how I live, how much money I have or how I live my life. God bless you.
Created at : 01/29/12 10:16 PM

Status :LOL Hate is unhealthy. RT @KourtKardashCom: Why does Chelsea Handler pretend to hate the Kardashians? She didn't ... http://t.co/lajF9pih
Created at : 01/29/12 10:09 PM

Status :Khloe and Lamar look GOOD!! I can't wait! What did you guys think of our finale? #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 10:00 PM

Status :Thank you. RT @BabyYourMyLife: @KourtneyKardash @KimKardashian But still.You are always supportive to one ... http://t.co/FrZUJNYN
Created at : 01/29/12 9:50 PM

Status :Word. RT @Kardashian411: When @KourtneyKardash is crying you know shit just got real. LOL
Created at : 01/29/12 9:45 PM

Status :The Tears! #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:43 PM

Status :I agree I was harsh to @KimKardashian. #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:40 PM

Status :Victoria's Secret! RT @nashvillenicole: @KourtneyKardash I LOVE all your silk pjs. Where to buy?
Created at : 01/29/12 9:37 PM

Status :What do guys think about me calling @KimKardashian a BITCH? #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:29 PM

Status :Under construction. RT @MandaMtz: @KourtneyKardash @ScottDisick so what is the status of the restaurant???
Created at : 01/29/12 9:25 PM

Status :I can! Can you? RT @KhloeKardashian: Can you say awkward???
Created at : 01/29/12 9:23 PM

Status :Commercial time...thoughts on the finale so far? #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:22 PM

Status :Love @KimKardashian accent "tuna tar tar" #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:19 PM

Status :Love it! RT @hannaleigh1996: "dont ever wear that shirt again,is this a joke,you look like a cartoon. " "even ... http://t.co/acZBzJLH
Created at : 01/29/12 9:15 PM

Status :LOL! RT @m_suarez8:Like@KourtneyKardash I don't know whether it's a good or bad thing that my ass looks like it ... http://t.co/OILOI5Wd
Created at : 01/29/12 9:14 PM

Status :Oh yeah! Oh yeah! RT @KimberlyKDash: @KourtneyKardash I just bought your Kardashian Kollection "The Kourtney" jean and I LOVE!!!!!!<322
Created at : 01/29/12 9:12 PM

Status :SUCH. UGH its the worst. RT @ainsleykw: @scottdisick is such a Gemini! @KourtneyKardash
Created at : 01/29/12 9:09 PM

Status :I spy a Kardashian Kollection top on #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:07 PM

Status :Thanks for kicking a pillow at me babe. #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:05 PM

Status :Who's watching our season finale tonight with me? #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:01 PM

Status :I'm already crying. #kktny
Created at : 01/29/12 9:00 PM

Status :Preach it Ryan!RT @RyanSeacrest: If u didn't watch kourtney & kim all season, I promise u this is the episode ... http://t.co/PJBeN9Ix
Created at : 01/29/12 8:57 PM

Status :My hearts a stereo.
Created at : 01/29/12 8:49 PM

Status :Oh yeah oh yeah!RT @Kray4KourtneyK:@KourtneyKardash I LOVE you baby:) #KKTNY is on in a half hour! I'm SO anxious!!! My tissues are ready...
Created at : 01/29/12 8:24 PM

Status :Bubbles and air babe. Sprinkles too. RT @KhloeKardashian: @KourtneyKardash what the hell are you talking about
Created at : 01/29/12 8:22 PM

Status :@KhloeKardashian you got it like that! And you learned it from me.
Created at : 01/29/12 8:18 PM

Status :Me too!! RT @KrazyForKardash: @KourtneyKardash Have your tissues ready for #KKTNY tonight? LOL I already know I'll be crying my eyes out!
Created at : 01/29/12 7:53 PM

Status :LOL! RT @HeatherMcDonald: Cool 2 b at the airport & be in 4 magazines this week. Thanks @redbook @parenting ... http://t.co/bolRxwnO
Created at : 01/29/12 5:47 PM

Status :Sundays are the perfect days for family brunch! Yum!
Created at : 01/29/12 4:11 PM

Status :Preach! RT @jOYCEBONELLi: Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching
Created at : 01/29/12 4:10 PM

Status :Wow!RT @Kardashianpedia: 3 Kardashian trending topics today! Khloe Is Our Idol, We Support Kim K and Kourtney Is ... http://t.co/NAu4BqOQ
Created at : 01/29/12 4:08 PM

Status :OMGoodness! Love u guys! Ur cray. RT @Jenner_Krazy: You guys! Lets get 'Kourtney is Beautiful' trending for ... http://t.co/E3oG1Rna
Created at : 01/29/12 12:20 PM

Status :I love when God allows you to see things so clearly all of a sudden. Praise God!
Created at : 01/29/12 11:17 AM

Status :So romantic! RT @sydneyyrose:OMG!!Opened up my menu at date night and saw this!! OMG!!!!So romantic!!!!! I love my man! http://t.co/nhK7FuTX
Created at : 01/28/12 11:01 PM

Status :Wow Christina Aguilera's performance at Etta James' funeral gave me chills her voice is so amazing! That's what people should focus on!
Created at : 01/28/12 10:36 PM

Status :Birthday party fun with kiki today and now for nap time.
Created at : 01/28/12 5:08 PM

Status :Fab feature on our new denim line! http://t.co/bPcl0K9r I love this pic of me and my sisters! Happy Saturday, everyone!!
Created at : 01/28/12 1:01 PM

Status :YES! My thoughts exactly. RT @JenniferElizabD: @KourtneyKardash couldn't agree more. God has a plan for everyone ❤ eat pray love 😊
Created at : 01/27/12 11:52 PM

Status :Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Created at : 01/27/12 11:50 PM

Status :I just did baby. RT @KhloeKardashian: text ODOM to 69622...... word!!!!
Created at : 01/27/12 11:49 PM

Status :Everything. Happens. For. A. Reason.
Created at : 01/27/12 11:13 PM

Status :Its horrifying and disgusting! RT @KimKardashian: Is it disturbing 2 anyone else that 911 calls can be released 2 ... http://t.co/Go5FZMj6
Created at : 01/27/12 11:05 PM

Status :Wooo! Love that! RT @KrazyForKardash: Entertainment Weekly says Kardashian Konfidential is "a must-read for any ... http://t.co/Sv2tSIEn
Created at : 01/27/12 10:54 PM

Status :What is going on in the world? Things have been crazy lately!!!!!!!
Created at : 01/27/12 10:21 PM