Joshua Malina Tweetstream

Status :@robsahlin I'll take it!
Created at : 05/17/12 9:15 PM

Status :@wred42 That's right, DC! #Scandal
Created at : 05/17/12 9:15 PM

Status :#Scandal trending in Richmond, VA. Right on, Richmond.
Created at : 05/17/12 9:12 PM

Status :Oprah calls her network OWN. @Shondarhimes calls hers ABC. #Scandal
Created at : 05/17/12 9:10 PM

Status :@Crobama Good man.
Created at : 05/17/12 9:09 PM

Status :Who the Hell is Quinn?! #Scandal
Created at : 05/17/12 9:08 PM

Status :I unlocked the Scandal: Grant: For the People sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/mAP1SiXR
Created at : 05/17/12 9:03 PM

Status :Sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker! http://t.co/XQPl1ork @GetGlue @ScandalABC
Created at : 05/17/12 9:03 PM

Status :http://t.co/aJD1cHSW RT @Crobama Show us your tits!
Created at : 05/17/12 8:59 PM

Status :#Scandal in 5 minutes, east coast!
Created at : 05/17/12 8:56 PM

Status :One hour away from season finale of #GreysAnantomy followed by season finale of #Scandal, east coast!
Created at : 05/17/12 7:00 PM

Status :Landau and Spektor - great combo. RT @TinaLandau Wonderful article on the wonderful composer of BEAUTY: “@nytimesarts: http://t.co/crHqFWPA"
Created at : 05/17/12 4:31 PM

Status :@EsMatteo Everything involving me is awkward.
Created at : 05/17/12 3:54 PM

Status :@DianaMariaRiva That is crazy.
Created at : 05/17/12 3:52 PM

Status :@MatchboxTwenty Look, I will be 1 of them. And I do own all the other albums. And I say albums because I'm old.
Created at : 05/17/12 3:50 PM

Status :First week sales prediction: 116. “@RollingStone: .@MatchboxTwenty will release their first album in 10 years in Sept: http://t.co/8RFp5Ork”
Created at : 05/17/12 3:33 PM

Status :What's the emoticon for "I don't believe you're allergic to gluten?"
Created at : 05/17/12 3:04 PM

Status :They seem mismatched at first, but in the end I bet they'll fall in love. “@NikkiFinke: Katherine Heigl Signs With CAA http://t.co/CSTs5Smr”
Created at : 05/17/12 3:02 PM

Status :If you follow just one penguin on Twitter, please consider making it @AveryThePenguin.
Created at : 05/17/12 1:32 PM

Status :Hopes to complete book before premiere. “@MovieWatching: J Lo went from reading book to starring in a movie about it http://t.co/UZoRrcCz ”
Created at : 05/17/12 12:26 PM

Status :@Nerdista Not my words (or opinion).
Created at : 05/17/12 12:08 PM

Status :I Kind of Love ABC's "Scandal," and Before You Say Anything, F*ck You http://t.co/UrEjgMmu via @sharethis
Created at : 05/17/12 12:03 PM

Status :With great power comes I have no idea.
Created at : 05/17/12 11:29 AM

Status :Yeah, if you can manage to throw it right in your attacker's face. “@thedailybeast: Study: Coffee Lowers Risk of Death http://t.co/6jnmHdEn”
Created at : 05/17/12 11:28 AM

Status :With this tweet I formally announce my candidacy for President Of Deciding Who Gets To Expose Their Midriff.
Created at : 05/17/12 11:27 AM

Status :@ElenaCakes Yes!
Created at : 05/17/12 11:19 AM

Status :@ChelseaVPeretti If you half listen to two people at once it's not so bad.
Created at : 05/17/12 11:05 AM

Status :#FF @YeahIknowtodayisThursday
Created at : 05/17/12 11:04 AM

Status :@SarahJess7 Absolutely.
Created at : 05/17/12 11:02 AM

Status :@kujoatc75 You'll find out a lot...
Created at : 05/17/12 11:02 AM

Status :You can catch the first six episodes of #Scandal before tonight's finale: http://t.co/wuASOwvs.
Created at : 05/17/12 10:57 AM

Status :Power is might. Might is war. So, Peace is war. Lets do another! RT @SagesScientists: Peace is strength. Strength is power.
Created at : 05/17/12 9:56 AM

Status :Forgiven MT @TVMcGee: dropping in on the finale of #Scandal tonight, to make up for spelling Josh Malina's name incorrectly a few weeks ago.
Created at : 05/17/12 9:42 AM

Status :Great pic. I know her! “@jimheid: Girl on a Mission @ Mission District http://t.co/ug40K9UD”
Created at : 05/16/12 10:55 PM

Status :@phillamarr Times are hard.
Created at : 05/16/12 2:27 PM

Status :@TheTVJunkie I think I'm turning Lebanese. I really think so...
Created at : 05/16/12 1:42 PM

Status :Now researching whether Jobs had a middle-aged Jewish friend. RT @CNNshowbiz 'Social Network' writer Aaron Sorkin to direct Steve Jobs film.
Created at : 05/16/12 1:41 PM

Status :@chestershucks Men at Work.
Created at : 05/16/12 1:36 PM

Status :@KevinMarshall You got there first.
Created at : 05/16/12 1:33 PM

Status :@KevinMarshall Sorry, dude. Didn't know!
Created at : 05/16/12 1:31 PM

Status :Just ran into St. John at Albertson's. I introduced myself and told him "I really enjoy your wort."
Created at : 05/16/12 1:30 PM

Status :I just got another #Klout perk -- an advance look at a TBS sitcom! Wait, what does "perk" mean again?
Created at : 05/16/12 1:28 PM

Status :How will all these masseur allegations affect the class action lawsuit filed by everyone who paid to see Battlefield Earth?
Created at : 05/16/12 12:27 PM

Status :It's an honor just to be nominated (I have heard).
Created at : 05/16/12 12:23 PM

Status :I will often ask a thin man if he's Tilda Swinton, just for sport.
Created at : 05/16/12 12:13 PM

Status :Trying 2 take a picture of my teen daughter using my new camera's "smile detection" technology. Been pointing it at her for 17 days so far.
Created at : 05/16/12 12:11 PM

Status :@Clarapoilou "Mon oeil!"
Created at : 05/16/12 12:08 PM

Status :@opie051699 Oops. Thanks for the heads-up.
Created at : 05/16/12 12:05 PM

Status :There are few things more rewarding than telling someone who's not apologizing to you that you forgive them.
Created at : 05/16/12 12:05 PM

Status :@MrJoshCharles How do you say "bedhead" in French?
Created at : 05/16/12 12:00 PM

Status :Non-Ambien-fueled day eating is for amateurs; this is when I get it done. Look away. Look away, I say!
Created at : 05/16/12 1:21 AM

Status :Wait a minute...you're telling me the lady from The Gong Show lost over two billion dollars in hedge trades? WHAT?!?!
Created at : 05/15/12 8:46 PM

Status :http://t.co/9mKJ0VbS “@thedonaldjames: Ur better than...French surrender joke..Brits have bad teeth. Want to take a shot at that one, too?”
Created at : 05/15/12 4:50 PM

Status :.@mindykaling The trailer for The Mindy Project is terrific. Looks like a movie! One that I want to see. http://t.co/3p9D2GvK
Created at : 05/15/12 4:04 PM

Status :I've done the ostrich egg thing in every romantic relationship I've had in the last 30 years. Get your own gimmick, dude! #Bachelorette
Created at : 05/15/12 1:31 PM

Status :Make sure to check out @SklarBrothers great new show United Stats of America 2nite at 10 on The History Channel! http://t.co/GfCW5xE7
Created at : 05/15/12 12:35 PM

Status :The French offer "full surrender" and welcome lightning as their new leader. “@iNews24: Lightning hits French president's plane, none hurt.”
Created at : 05/15/12 12:07 PM

Status :"Ummm, that was good I guess. What do you think, Brit?"/"Yeah. Wait, who are you?" - Demi Lovato and Britney Spears' first X Factor exchange
Created at : 05/15/12 9:01 AM

Status :"Judge not, lest ye be judged." -- Jesus Christ (to Demi Lovato)
Created at : 05/14/12 5:06 PM

Status :Ha! RT @chestershucks: @JoshMalina You're too sweet too. http://t.co/Glf0euP6
Created at : 05/14/12 1:56 PM

Status :I find pina coladas cloyingly sweet and getting caught in the rain a pain in the ass.
Created at : 05/14/12 1:42 PM

Status :@jillinski Agreed. Bill Nighy is wonderful.
Created at : 05/14/12 12:48 PM

Status :Yes I did love The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Yes I did cry at it. No I don't care who knows that I am old and emotionally fragile.
Created at : 05/14/12 12:43 PM

Status :We need to tweet about Kevin. #ReferenceTildaSwintonDay #RTSD
Created at : 05/14/12 11:33 AM

Status :In a related story, all Netherlands tourism ends. “@thedailybeast: Netherlands Bans Pot for Tourists http://t.co/3EogmPXQ ”
Created at : 05/13/12 10:38 PM

Status :An older Jewish woman that smells something bad is my spirit animal.
Created at : 05/13/12 11:41 AM

Status :The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel missed a big advertising opportunity by not adopting the slogan "May the olds be ever in your favor."
Created at : 05/13/12 10:59 AM

Status :My son asked why there's a Mother's Day and Father's Day but no Kids' Day. I explained that there is one tomorrow and it features a Reaping.
Created at : 05/13/12 10:56 AM

Status :@OrangeGrooving You're a part of the realm, no?
Created at : 05/13/12 10:35 AM

Status :Hehe. “@StuseyBoy: @JoshMalina you don't even have that good a klouchebag score: 33, or 'a bit of a prat'. http://t.co/ceyiQrYd”
Created at : 05/13/12 10:32 AM

Status :I'm just trying to raise my #Klout score so I can get more sweet perks like the $5 off a $35 wool ski mask w a mustache they offered me.
Created at : 05/13/12 10:28 AM

Status :Favorite this tweet. Please RT.
Created at : 05/13/12 10:25 AM

Status :Happy birthday to mothers everywhere!
Created at : 05/13/12 10:20 AM

Status :That can't be right. RT @Variety Brit Oldsters Pull Upset -- Exotic Marigold Hotel outpaces Dark Shadows and Avengers at weekend box office.
Created at : 05/13/12 10:19 AM

Status :Looking forward to a happy, grateful shabbat. Hope yours is swell too. Shabbat shalom! Jewcrest out.
Created at : 05/11/12 8:05 PM

Status :@yvettenbrown And congrats to you too! XO
Created at : 05/11/12 6:49 PM

Status :Can't convey how happy this makes me. RT @shondarhimes: Am super proud to say that @ScandalABC has been picked for a 2nd season!!!
Created at : 05/11/12 6:12 PM

Status :.@justsinbeiber Are you the real Justin Bieber?
Created at : 05/11/12 1:43 PM

Status :.@JustinBeiibr Are you the real Justin Bieber?
Created at : 05/11/12 1:42 PM

Status :.@justinbieberD Are you the real Justin Bieber?
Created at : 05/11/12 1:41 PM

Status :Agree! “@ayeletw: Disgusting. What is it w religious opposition to prosecution of child molesters. Now it's MY people. http://t.co/a2N1yELY”
Created at : 05/11/12 1:05 PM

Status :"Very unique?" You should be a #Voice judge. “@THR: 'Back to the Future' Star's Very Unique Postcard Recalls On-Set Stories”
Created at : 05/11/12 12:40 PM

Status :Wow. Just yesterday I was "handsome." Fickle business. RT mindykaling @JoshMalina you are such a dummy
Created at : 05/11/12 12:03 PM

Status :Why is that chick breastfeeding Justin Bieber on the cover of Time?
Created at : 05/11/12 11:44 AM

Status :As is mine. RT @JarettSays Diana Ross's iconic rain-soaked 1983 Central Park concert is coming to DVD.
Created at : 05/11/12 11:36 AM

Status :.@mindykaling Just pitching...what if you made the @Richard_Schiff character a rap artist, and renamed your show ODBGYN?
Created at : 05/11/12 11:30 AM

Status :Doing a funny re-creation of the Time Magazine cover with my mom for Mother's Day.
Created at : 05/11/12 10:04 AM

Status :Ok. That was fun, as always. Good night, all. XO
Created at : 05/11/12 1:02 AM

Status :That is absolutely the least safe way to hand someone a pair of scissors. #Scandal
Created at : 05/11/12 12:59 AM

Status :.@kerrywashington, @tonygoldwyn Nice scene. Love that. #Scandal
Created at : 05/11/12 12:56 AM

Status :@darbystnchfld No comment.
Created at : 05/11/12 12:54 AM