Jim Carrey Tweetstream

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Created at : 04/15/12 9:00 AM

Status :My Cath Schl principal,Sister Mary Flynn hs passed on.I recall her falling 2 the flr laughing during my very frst show.A dear lady. [{;^)>+
Created at : 03/20/12 2:25 PM

Status :My favorite part of the turkey is the jive. Happy Thanksgiving! ?8^)
Created at : 11/24/11 4:59 PM

Status :Yesterday, Jesus Jumped the fence in my backyard and ran across my lawn singing "my father owns this". In my excite... http://t.co/yxSL0tkj
Created at : 11/23/11 2:21 PM

Status :While asking for a sign from heaven Buster became flustered by the persistance of the kissing fish. What does a sig... http://t.co/CCC9PNv6
Created at : 11/15/11 6:00 PM

Status :Thanks @ETOnlineAlert for the shoutout. ?;^D http://t.co/YDk2cbHQ
Created at : 11/11/11 2:02 PM

Status :While shooting ManOnTheMoon,Tony Clifton was beloved by all who could stand the smell of limburger cheese. ?;^P http://t.co/VFaMqz4g
Created at : 11/10/11 8:14 PM

Status :@Dreaming_Juss sweet ?8^•
Created at : 11/09/11 12:48 PM

Status :Undeniable! ?B^> http://t.co/C9rAW140
Created at : 11/09/11 11:41 AM

Status :You know who I hate? Judgemental people. In my opinion they are worthless scum. ?;^P
Created at : 11/08/11 11:36 AM

Status :I'm makin' a few long range plans just in case the Myan calender ends on Dec 21, 2012 and we're all still here. That sh*t could happen! ?B^•
Created at : 11/06/11 11:10 PM

Status :#WISRN ?B^> http://t.co/pjvnXBrJ
Created at : 11/05/11 10:34 AM

Status :GAME! ?B^] http://t.co/FcQdrtS1
Created at : 11/05/11 9:42 AM

Status :#BOING! ?8^}
Created at : 11/04/11 7:43 AM

Status :There's a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh a time to cry a time to stop shaving and eat potato chips. ?B^¥
Created at : 11/03/11 2:05 PM

Status :@annabond ?;^•
Created at : 10/26/11 11:03 PM

Status :@Alikulov ?;^} The question mark represents my hair, my natural curiosity, and my desire to be a curiosity ?B^•
Created at : 10/26/11 10:57 PM

Status :@Theresthatbear #wisrn http://t.co/tDrNQ1Qi
Created at : 10/26/11 10:48 PM

Status :@Tweedles3 No you are! ?;^P
Created at : 10/26/11 10:34 PM

Status :@adityaparalkar I know you do and I #spankyoukindly ?;^}
Created at : 10/26/11 10:29 PM

Status :I'm so grateful to all of you. I love you with all of my heart! ?;^)
Created at : 10/26/11 10:26 PM

Status :I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers. ?B^P
Created at : 10/26/11 2:11 AM

Status :Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher l... http://t.co/BaTnReRA
Created at : 10/23/11 3:12 PM

Status :Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n praying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]
Created at : 10/22/11 3:36 PM

Status :If you haven't seen this yet (http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ) click it and stick it in your #jimshapedhole ?B^P
Created at : 10/21/11 5:18 PM

Status :Click here to watch me play with myself http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ ?8^•
Created at : 10/18/11 8:32 PM

Status :Wisdom is quietly speaking 2 u, through everything u see. If you're getting high u may avoid some pain bt you're missing the real show. ?;^]
Created at : 10/16/11 10:14 AM

Status :I was lucky to grow up in Canada. Even in tough times, there was always so much 2 be thankful 4. I love it dearly! ?:^B http://t.co/yWvvGhJ0
Created at : 10/07/11 7:03 PM

Status :I told my therapist that I was upset because people keep saying I'm crazy so he sent me to this lovely place in the ... http://t.co/80n0saUf
Created at : 10/06/11 12:25 PM

Status :Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever! ?;^}
Created at : 10/05/11 11:07 PM

Status :If future historians look bck 2 the blogs of our day 4 reference material it'll be a piss poor account of who we r. Or is that who we r ?;^\
Created at : 10/05/11 12:32 PM

Status :Yesterday some devil sd I painted sperm on my Ny studio bt the sperm is his filth n probably where he and the blogger shld have ended. ?;^]
Created at : 10/05/11 12:10 PM

Status :2 all u bullies out there in wht I now call 'The Flogosphere', the abused becomes the abuser so how could I feel anything but pity 4 u ?;^\
Created at : 10/05/11 1:56 AM

Status :If u could view the wrld without judgement or the fear of being judged, you'd truly be free bt there would be a lot less to talk about. ?;^)
Created at : 10/04/11 2:04 AM

Status :CAN I GET SOME #BOING OUT THERE?! ?B^@
Created at : 10/02/11 10:44 AM

Status :@Rajivcd95 #Goodmornoonevening Rajiv! Being creative is the best gift you can ever have or give to the world. I wish you tons of luck! ?;^D
Created at : 10/02/11 10:36 AM

Status :Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart ?;^} http://t.co/vZ2fYc8a
Created at : 10/01/11 12:07 AM

Status :Shana Tovah, my all my jewish friends. I love you! http://t.co/KAPca8r3
Created at : 09/29/11 11:28 AM

Status :You've all been so sweet. I'm a very lucky man! #spankyoukindly ?;^}
Created at : 09/28/11 10:13 PM

Status :#Boing an acronym. Bouncing On Inspiration's Neverending Geyser, Believing Only In Natures Grace, to name a couple. Now U try ?;^)
Created at : 09/26/11 4:09 PM

Status :Your definitions of #Boing r astounding! U describe it better that i can. #Spankyoukindly. You r the #Boing beneath my wings! ?;^D
Created at : 09/26/11 2:50 PM

Status :@LoveKeanu ...she said to herself and then she went back to envying the dead. ?;^P
Created at : 09/23/11 11:23 PM

Status :@eulogew #spankyoukindly for waitin' Helena! b well. ?B^>
Created at : 09/23/11 11:18 PM

Status :If you're going to the 'I Heart Music Festival' in Sin City Nevada this weekend, have a blast but remember, "Whateve... http://t.co/n6Mc0vaK
Created at : 09/23/11 10:23 PM

Status :Be careful. When u send pics or art on yfrog i believe yfrog then owns all rights and are free to sell them for profit. I use 'Whosay' ?B^j
Created at : 09/23/11 10:32 AM

Status :@expo45 Content you put on yfrog is owned by them. Drawings photos. They own full rights. Sucks. Try 'Whosay'. You retain rights. ?;^>
Created at : 09/23/11 10:23 AM

Status :?;^j http://t.co/ZlmaYb95
Created at : 09/23/11 3:24 AM

Status :Tonight at the Church Of FFC (the name i've given my art studio) i finished a 16ft by 12ft painting titled 'Visible ... http://t.co/aIynlnlY
Created at : 09/21/11 10:15 PM

Status :@l1nd4_l1verp00l Maybe! ?B^>
Created at : 09/19/11 12:55 PM

Status :http://t.co/8w1l0peN ?B^P
Created at : 09/19/11 12:01 PM