Tim Cheetham Tweetstream

Status :What kind of people are they? And on the public coin too... http://t.co/ov68wu0f
Created at : 05/17/12 4:26 PM

Status :Presented youngest with a guitar for his 8th birthday. Eldest has taught him the opening to "Smoke on the Water." These boys have class.
Created at : 05/17/12 3:53 PM

Status :I feel love. And also sadness. RIP Donna Summer.
Created at : 05/17/12 1:06 PM

Status :Had a very reassuring call from @ChSuptBarnsley who is making a personal intervention in our park situation. Resolution expected imminently.
Created at : 05/17/12 1:05 PM

Status :*writes four page email about current ward issue* *removes all sweary and/or unprofessional language from email* *sends half page email*
Created at : 05/17/12 10:36 AM

Status :@johnprescott To be fair to Gove, Gideon Osborne already his name on all those hotel bibles...
Created at : 05/17/12 2:32 AM

Status :@simbar3 He's got it down by now. I was at our first at Carlton, we've come a long way across the borough.
Created at : 05/16/12 3:40 PM

Status :@simbar3 Yes, sorry not to get to your topping out, my diary was ridiculous and THEN we got travellers. I have you in for next week tho.
Created at : 05/16/12 3:32 PM

Status :@RealFireflies It's the World Cup of suspect music! Who better?
Created at : 05/16/12 1:43 PM

Status :I'm naming my squad for the forthcoming very important European competition. It's Englebert Humperdinck.
Created at : 05/16/12 1:36 PM

Status :RT @reiksmarshall: Barnsley Road Club time trial tonight 6:30 sign on Park Springs Grimethorpe Motorists be careful. Please spread the word
Created at : 05/16/12 10:51 AM

Status :@BPLMetrodome I want to reassure you that I don't take milk anyway. It was not a reflection on the vase it came in.
Created at : 05/16/12 7:24 AM

Status :The Sun front page tomorrow. http://t.co/wmOHlnsc
Created at : 05/15/12 5:00 PM

Status :Oh Jools, with this live Come On Eileen by Dexys, you are really spoiling us...
Created at : 05/15/12 4:34 PM

Status :@jpshaddock Nah. I'll just buy them a new cllr if the pet shop has one that looks a bit like the old one.
Created at : 05/15/12 3:20 PM

Status :@angelasmithmp @robinsonswfc1 You can't be right all the time...
Created at : 05/15/12 3:16 PM

Status :There was an awkward moment earlier when someone "agreed with Nick" about a thing in the Labour group office. They're in a better place now.
Created at : 05/15/12 3:15 PM

Status :@abbie_sampson Wait till you find out that thing on top of a house isn't really a Chimbley...
Created at : 05/15/12 3:08 PM

Status :@ReeceEmmitt Best moustache movie ever. Only a Wilford Brimley short of the ultimate collection.
Created at : 05/15/12 3:05 PM

Status :@abbie_sampson I love this. I view you with a new, utterly patronising affection.
Created at : 05/15/12 2:59 PM

Status :@Braddowski I know the series, I've watched it all. Marvelous
Created at : 05/15/12 2:33 PM

Status :@Braddowski Wha?!
Created at : 05/15/12 2:24 PM

Status :@jasebell I just talk to them. I'm not judging them.
Created at : 05/15/12 2:20 PM

Status :@jasebell I is the Doolittle of diesels.
Created at : 05/15/12 2:13 PM

Status :No, train, you will not be delayed at Doncaster!! Get moving!!
Created at : 05/15/12 2:00 PM

Status :@msgracefh A pinstripe suit, a top hat and huge bushy moustache. Oh, and carry a walking cane, that'd be brilliant.
Created at : 05/15/12 1:56 PM

Status :H/t to @KellyJS for discovering the Lego bible. :http://t.co/Lkgt0Yvh
Created at : 05/15/12 1:50 PM

Status :RT @leechalmers: The nine circles of hell from Dante's Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu - Telegraph http://t.co/wIVI40Au Brilliance.
Created at : 05/15/12 1:33 PM

Status :@abbie_sampson Please tell me you were saying Pancreas?
Created at : 05/15/12 1:28 PM

Status :@kiramadeira Which? Like Tea Cosy or Czar-Ko-Zeee?
Created at : 05/15/12 1:24 PM

Status :@MoreUtterPiffle Horsecrap Wiltshire. Try harder.
Created at : 05/15/12 1:22 PM

Status :@DomJBrown @nathage Party is sending you both undercover. Mr Vizard, you are a small business man, Mrs Khan you're a retired schoolteacher..
Created at : 05/15/12 1:17 PM

Status :@DomJBrown Can your friends still call you Veronica?
Created at : 05/15/12 1:08 PM

Status :@68ron It's not a suggestion to "follow" Jeremy Hunt, it's a suggestion to "pursue" Jeremy Hunt.
Created at : 05/15/12 12:58 PM

Status :@DomJBrown Failure to immediately change your name will be viewed as disloyalty and lead to excommunication. Embrace your future Mrs Khan!
Created at : 05/15/12 12:55 PM

Status :@HouseofTwits Not guilty. I have the same number of members I've always had! @tchee
Created at : 05/15/12 12:22 PM

Status :@AlexCanterbury I've certainly not experienced an unexpected influx of members. I'd notice a thing like that.
Created at : 05/15/12 12:20 PM

Status :@carltontara The steering group meeting is a more useful forum for regular attendance I think but we can try and get a member to yr meeting.
Created at : 05/15/12 10:05 AM

Status :Nice 40 minute barney over a report we were just noting there...
Created at : 05/15/12 5:59 AM

Status :@CllrSteve You really to get out more...
Created at : 05/15/12 4:44 AM

Status :I hope the media don't convict these poor people before they have a fair trial. I hate editors who allow that sort of thing...
Created at : 05/15/12 4:38 AM

Status :@msgracefh And then one of them asked you to get the tea and there were half a dozen byelections..
Created at : 05/15/12 4:34 AM

Status :In my dreams, she now attempts to escape justice by fleeing to the Mexican border on Cameron's horse...
Created at : 05/15/12 4:10 AM

Status :Is Rebekah Brooks about to get a L(oss) O(f) L(iberty) message?
Created at : 05/15/12 4:01 AM

Status :Local Government House looks a bit further left than the last time I saw it...
Created at : 05/15/12 3:40 AM

Status :@SimonMagus I'm going with, "the cost burden of producing metadata to these high specs is around £9 million, who's paying?" They'll hate me.
Created at : 05/15/12 3:09 AM

Status :Kings Cross. Can't say I'm best pleased about it either.
Created at : 05/15/12 3:01 AM

Status :@SimonMagus Local Government once again owes me for this...
Created at : 05/15/12 2:57 AM

Status :@SimonMagus Why didn't I get the Scarborough gig instead...
Created at : 05/15/12 2:50 AM

Status :@ncardwell I'm with you comrade. #NoCoatBackupBrolly
Created at : 05/15/12 2:48 AM

Status :@SuperJules84 You can broadcast without having a personality... I can think of a few people who do that..,
Created at : 05/15/12 2:44 AM

Status :Quick VoxPop. Anyone in #localgov come across INSPIRE & it's data requirements? On my agenda today, suspect you're unprepared & don't know.
Created at : 05/15/12 2:39 AM

Status :@TobyFoster Whatever you can't eat you form into rudimentary clothes and walk out wearing. It's an old Lady Gaga trick. She's a buffet ninja
Created at : 05/15/12 1:37 AM

Status :@sarabedford For some reason I'm reminded of that episode of Father Ted where they upgraded the holy stone to a class 2 relic...
Created at : 05/15/12 1:24 AM

Status :@SimonMagus Yes. You #win. I lose.
Created at : 05/15/12 1:10 AM

Status :@TobyFoster It's the way you would have wanted go...
Created at : 05/15/12 1:09 AM

Status :@sarabedford We're having him upgraded today.
Created at : 05/15/12 1:08 AM

Status :There's also a bloke who looks like Kenny Rogers. That's before the cosmetic surgery. Even Kenny Rogers doesn't look like Kenny Rogers since
Created at : 05/15/12 12:55 AM

Status :I can see Ian McMillan in the opposite platform. Barnsley is sending it's missionaries north and south today.
Created at : 05/15/12 12:50 AM

Status :So Wakefield Westgate... We meet again. http://t.co/8bwFTgER
Created at : 05/15/12 12:48 AM

Status :@TheHorsebox68 As I happened to be there as they arrived, wheels were in motion within 5 minutes.
Created at : 05/14/12 2:49 PM

Status :@SimonMagus Excellent news. I shall drink wine to celebrate.
Created at : 05/14/12 2:48 PM

Status :@jamesgardham The SNT have already been and gone.
Created at : 05/14/12 2:16 PM

Status :@Lynsey_Bradford Yep.
Created at : 05/14/12 2:15 PM

Status :I cannot stress how much I do NOT need there to be 12 traveller caravans parked on the cricket pitch in the village park.
Created at : 05/14/12 2:10 PM

Status :@TheHorsebox68 He looks fine, I look like I need to get out more.
Created at : 05/14/12 1:18 PM

Status :@wearebarnsley Paul Jolley has some much better ones of the whole team this morning. I've asked him to email you one ASAP.
Created at : 05/14/12 7:04 AM

Status :Good hour and half in the high vis jacket, picking litter from around Royston with volunteers. http://t.co/16MTjUa2
Created at : 05/14/12 4:46 AM

Status :@katehaigh Everything is better bacon flavoured.
Created at : 05/12/12 5:05 AM

Status :Behold. The majesty... http://t.co/Qld83C7E
Created at : 05/12/12 4:53 AM

Status :I am finding reflective surfaces very depressing lately.
Created at : 05/12/12 4:43 AM

Status :@geeoharee It's raspberry flavoured... Or c'est saveur framboise.. To be strictly accurate.
Created at : 05/12/12 4:35 AM

Status :Apparently I'm drinking Actimel now. Nobody is more surprised about this than me.
Created at : 05/12/12 4:27 AM

Status :@Cllr_Roxsie Oh I spoken to all of them. Got a video of Kinnock watching me speak, had a cuppa with The Benn that day.
Created at : 05/11/12 7:06 PM

Status :@Cllr_Roxsie I used to dream of sitting next to him.
Created at : 05/11/12 6:56 PM

Status :@Cllr_Roxsie He once collared me after a conference speech, poked me in the chest said, "well said lad", and strolled off leaving me beaming
Created at : 05/11/12 6:45 PM

Status :@MisterWilliams Bugger it, let's go to the Winchester..
Created at : 05/11/12 4:37 PM

Status :@kiramadeira No. Zombies look like her.
Created at : 05/11/12 4:25 PM

Status :@MisterWilliams I'm in. Deploying my most ambitious chalice to accommodate the required amounts.
Created at : 05/11/12 4:19 PM

Status :It would be fair to say, would it not Mr McCartney, that your assessment of your situation has changed a lot in the last 24hrs? #popleveson
Created at : 05/11/12 3:54 PM

Status :@SimonMagus I had a resignation letter entitled that.
Created at : 05/11/12 3:49 PM

Status :While that is a very comprehensive list indeed, Mr Joel, it still brings us no nearer to establishing who DID start the fire? #popleveson
Created at : 05/11/12 3:26 PM

Status :You may believe it, Mr Kelly, but there is no EVIDENCE that you can fly. Now to the allegations made against you by 'the sky'.. #popleveson
Created at : 05/11/12 3:07 PM

Status :Warming up with my personal fave from last years bonkersfest http://t.co/7vPMaAq5
Created at : 05/11/12 2:59 PM

Status :http://t.co/7vPMaAq5
Created at : 05/11/12 2:58 PM

Status :@BellesBottom I had make a giant pointy hat after the qualifying rounds last year.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:55 PM

Status :@Olliemac Oh dear lord yes, the songs that aren't even good enough for proper Eurovision, that's top viewing.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:49 PM

Status :@Olliemac It's twitter's best night of the year.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:44 PM

Status :@JacquiPybus Not counting the qualifying rounds! This is where the real loons are, gotta watch them.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:42 PM

Status :@SimonMagus We may join you in that.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:41 PM

Status :@PKNBarnsley It's murderous with 3.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:41 PM

Status :Eurovision is only a fortnight away. I am, as regular viewers will know, disproportionately excited by this fact.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:36 PM

Status :I'll stop now. I was bored there. Sorry.
Created at : 05/11/12 2:18 PM

Status :Further to the previous, it would be appropriate to call Sylvia's mother to rebutt the remarks attributed to her. #popleveson
Created at : 05/11/12 2:11 PM

Status :We cannot accept second hand testimony. If the inquiry wishes to know what he 'said' we will call Mr Wilson to give evidence. #popleveson
Created at : 05/11/12 2:09 PM

Status :And yet, Ms Brooks, there are many other witnesses from the nightclub, who claim Pearl was sitting down as she played the piano. #popleveson
Created at : 05/11/12 2:01 PM