KVB Tweetstream

Status :"im not frieds with him in real life but im friends with him on facebook" - the loser in front of me
Created at : 05/17/12 7:10 PM

Status :@kschmegs its not funny. 3 smoothies a day gets old. at this point infants enjoy their gerber food more than i enjoy my life.
Created at : 05/17/12 12:15 PM

Status :@kschmegs i havent eaten since 2005. its definitely a busted diet idea
Created at : 05/17/12 12:11 PM

Status :@kschmegs is that a dieting book or something?
Created at : 05/17/12 12:07 PM

Status :@ASAPZach lebron had enough sense to leave cleveland aka the mistake by the lake therefore lj > kb
Created at : 05/17/12 10:28 AM

Status :@asemyonova forreal right?!?! i need them lol
Created at : 05/16/12 3:29 PM

Status :women - you cant live without 'em, and they cant pee standing up.
Created at : 05/16/12 12:16 PM

Status :@MariaTZullo there is nothing funny about it, its just my go to place upon arrival in metuchen as well lol!
Created at : 05/16/12 12:05 PM

Status :@MariaTZullo hahaha
Created at : 05/16/12 12:01 PM

Status :@KevinBeezly ironically i did not and thought of how you would have put me in an awkward situation that forced interaction
Created at : 05/15/12 8:18 PM

Status :this girl working in the polo outlet has my heart. i'm literally in love.
Created at : 05/15/12 7:39 PM

Status :@Rodeeezy yo dont talk about my girl anastia like that
Created at : 05/15/12 2:06 PM

Status :@sberger21 i panicked too you have too much stuff in your wallet man be safer next time
Created at : 05/14/12 5:13 PM

Status :@John_Hao idk man she showed some heart last night, the red witch is my new fav bad bitch
Created at : 05/14/12 5:12 PM

Status :#wwffd what would flynt flossy do? dance.
Created at : 05/14/12 11:12 AM

Status :clap clap clap, clap clap snap
Created at : 05/14/12 11:09 AM

Status :on the beach for the sunrise #spf http://t.co/vsBb6eiy
Created at : 05/13/12 4:12 AM

Status :cooties are for life
Created at : 05/13/12 3:39 AM

Status :if she wants it, she'll text me.
Created at : 05/13/12 1:34 AM

Status :@steffandthecity - "i am probably the ultimate lesbian psychic" #spf #omg #shesmydate #sheslesbian #wtf
Created at : 05/12/12 11:39 PM

Status :crew love <3 http://t.co/pG3ubGSw
Created at : 05/12/12 6:43 PM

Status :@kelsey_zimmer haha dont miss me too much im a junior lmao
Created at : 05/12/12 1:59 PM

Status :"doggy style is so much mire fun with a doggy" - sal ghodane, may12th 2012.
Created at : 05/12/12 12:14 PM

Status :cabin crew <3 http://t.co/N4yL08pI
Created at : 05/12/12 3:55 AM

Status :taking shots of water and eating pancakes on sexual saturday
Created at : 05/12/12 2:48 AM

Status :bitchez be twat monkeys
Created at : 05/12/12 2:33 AM

Status :@TMAKWalulik i need something cool to say so i may include @pennhouseprobz and get rt'd by @melissanneb and @sobeckysaid
Created at : 05/12/12 1:38 AM

Status :gonna miss you man @crevvs http://t.co/2kCTiHAL
Created at : 05/11/12 10:58 PM

Status :@BryannaKirner thats all i ask, its too big a decision not to
Created at : 05/11/12 9:06 PM

Status :@BryannaKirner only if it feels right bry only if it feels right
Created at : 05/11/12 8:59 PM

Status :@BryannaKirner your sccount is private!
Created at : 05/11/12 8:56 PM

Status :dont know how i feel. happy for all my friends eho graduated, but also sad that they're officially leaving. congratulations.
Created at : 05/11/12 8:45 PM

Status :@BryannaKirner wish i could RT that.
Created at : 05/11/12 8:42 PM

Status :@ASAPZach 's favorite president? ciroc obama #cirocboyz @EWooD35
Created at : 05/11/12 2:39 PM

Status :theres another girl, another day
Created at : 05/11/12 11:51 AM

Status :@Edwin2six5 and smoke weed with my niggas
Created at : 05/11/12 10:45 AM

Status :@EWooD35 @crevvvs triple major
Created at : 05/11/12 10:43 AM

Status :every night i end up wide awake til 4, every morning i severely regret not sleeping earlier, and every afternoon i nap for hours. #vicious
Created at : 05/11/12 2:19 AM

Status :tori fredericking is my dream girl
Created at : 05/11/12 1:01 AM

Status :@soJLAS i KNOW u want meh
Created at : 05/11/12 12:53 AM

Status :@TMAKWalulik next time for sure! im actually going home i have work at 8 am tomorrow #soft
Created at : 05/10/12 9:43 PM

Status :thirsty thursday with the eastside ewing wildboys @EWooD35
Created at : 05/10/12 9:35 PM

Status :loose girls in tight clothes <
Created at : 05/10/12 9:28 PM

Status :@hustinamoo so youre essentially saying that if i want to be with you, theres a price to pay
Created at : 05/10/12 9:03 PM

Status :@kschmegs lmao i do remember that
Created at : 05/09/12 9:37 PM

Status :still waiting on the "once you go black, you never go back" episode of mythbusters @Crevvvs aka papa BBC @PaigeOsbo
Created at : 05/09/12 8:30 PM

Status :@soJLAS no problem. that or dishing you really strike me as a fishing kind of female
Created at : 05/08/12 5:37 PM

Status :@soJLAS baseball cards
Created at : 05/08/12 3:45 PM

Status :@tarbitt ive been selling my eggs for years great choice
Created at : 05/08/12 10:55 AM

Status :me and @Rodeeezy keeping the streak alive at 5 consecutive semesters with a class together
Created at : 05/07/12 7:44 AM

Status :“@katie_hannen: Vh1s tough love in Nola at bourbon heat?!? #dying @BryannaKirner @LeahDePalo @Romero_Kiki @BUSta_rhymes” im on it
Created at : 05/06/12 8:24 PM

Status :@AngeloCerimele and almost dying by way of 17 year old female driving
Created at : 05/06/12 2:39 PM

Status :head in the clouds, feet on the ground
Created at : 05/06/12 1:11 PM

Status :my back is feeling better! finally.
Created at : 05/06/12 12:41 PM

Status :@melisssaajo ill be honest i ate your shoes. im sorry
Created at : 05/06/12 11:48 AM

Status :eli was hilarious on SNL last night. then again, this is coming from someone who loves SNL.
Created at : 05/06/12 11:38 AM

Status :@Slopesss @anarifbaby come to broad
Created at : 05/05/12 5:20 PM

Status :i feel like im in a constant struggle juggling who i am, the person i used to be, and the person i want to be. never forget where youre from
Created at : 05/05/12 4:38 PM

Status :@tarbitt i pray every night before i sleep to my dear lord jesus that you will be okay the following day.
Created at : 05/05/12 4:37 PM

Status :@asemyonova please i miss you
Created at : 05/05/12 4:18 PM

Status :@asemyonova you dont know it yet but you and carrel are failing all your classes this semester so you have to come back
Created at : 05/05/12 3:12 PM

Status :strawberry swisher pt. 1 & 2
Created at : 05/05/12 1:23 PM

Status :@tarbitt just promise me youll be really careful
Created at : 05/05/12 11:22 AM

Status :@asemyonova dont go either.
Created at : 05/04/12 11:56 AM

Status :still cant wrap my head around @Crevvvs graduating. going to miss him too much. dont go mannnn. #sadtweet #broaderhood
Created at : 05/04/12 1:21 AM

Status :@mcnaught_real get rich or die trying
Created at : 05/04/12 1:09 AM

Status :"you dont know who elmer fudd is? have you never had a cookie?" - @EWooD35
Created at : 05/03/12 7:17 PM

Status :ive loved the good times here
Created at : 05/03/12 6:22 PM

Status :@ceej1zz nope. lmao
Created at : 05/02/12 10:21 PM

Status :i would tweet out "just finished my junior year of college!"... but its my 3rd year. technically im still a junior. #poorchoices
Created at : 05/02/12 10:20 PM

Status :@ceej1zz i think youre thinking of lloyd banks
Created at : 05/02/12 10:18 PM

Status :icyhot: icy to numb the pain, and hot to make the pain hotter.
Created at : 05/02/12 10:16 PM

Status :@ceej1zz lmao idk in that song the dude is on fire
Created at : 05/02/12 10:15 PM

Status :@ceej1zz dont act like you dont want me slowly making love to you with drake and lloyd singing in the background
Created at : 05/02/12 10:07 PM

Status :@melisssaajo you're the one i want, when im storming the elvish castle of garganesh.
Created at : 05/02/12 10:04 PM

Status :@ASAPZach dont dude its serious shit
Created at : 05/02/12 8:37 PM

Status :@ASAPZach its incredible how creative he is
Created at : 05/02/12 8:26 PM

Status :@ty_miller1292 find a way dude i know you have the will to make it happen. shes too hot in that movie
Created at : 05/02/12 8:26 PM

Status :@ty_miller1292 get off private so i can RT that
Created at : 05/02/12 8:23 PM

Status :a night off by drake feat. lloyd makes me wanna grab a female and slowly make love to her. maybe even with scented aromas accompanying. idk.
Created at : 05/02/12 8:12 PM

Status :@EWooD35 @ASAPZach zero love to my school dudes. nothing but drunken hate.
Created at : 05/02/12 7:51 PM

Status :@melisssaajo caf lives on in the hearts of those who have ever been really crispy. and prince friend chicken.
Created at : 05/02/12 12:26 AM

Status :@melisssaajo give me your lunch money. << thats cyber bullying
Created at : 05/02/12 12:23 AM

Status :@melisssaajo @ginadefalco im kidding! everyone knows its a joke, gina haaaates black guys with irish mothers.. and i personally apologize
Created at : 05/02/12 12:22 AM

Status :@ginadefalco when i sleep at night i dream of a world in which you marry josh and @melisssaajo stops fucking and partying so much
Created at : 05/02/12 12:15 AM

Status :@ginadefalco (josh)
Created at : 05/01/12 11:49 PM

Status :fully plan on expanding my already large brooks bros wardrobe tomorrow. i love using this corporate membership card
Created at : 05/01/12 11:49 PM

Status :i hate when i say something sarcastic to someone who doesnt know how ridiculous i am. i always get that "wow, you legitimately suck" look
Created at : 05/01/12 11:39 PM

Status :@ceej1zz cmnt4cmnt pc4pc
Created at : 05/01/12 10:58 PM

Status :@ceej1zz taking back sunday shirt with a mic around my neck
Created at : 05/01/12 10:56 PM

Status :i see the world in a swirl of hues, but my favorite color is change
Created at : 05/01/12 10:55 PM

Status :@ceej1zz you dont dig that? did i mention the etnies laces are two different colors? and if its cold a hurley hoodie is on too?
Created at : 05/01/12 10:55 PM