Bridget Tweetstream

Status :Worst halftime show I ever saw/
Created at : 02/05/12 7:09 PM

Status :@draidayeveryday It is nice to see them spread something other than their legs every once in awhile
Created at : 02/03/12 4:42 PM

Status :To bad Cash4Gold does not give money for golden showers
Created at : 01/31/12 10:31 PM

Status :If rappers always brag about how they used to be criminals, then why do they think it's wrong for us to illegally download their music?
Created at : 01/31/12 10:31 PM

Status :Dear Police Officer, I swear I`m not drunk. I was just walking like Captain Jack Sparrow.
Created at : 01/31/12 10:29 PM

Status :Tim Tebow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Created at : 01/31/12 6:48 PM

Status :Muppetbabies OMG this show is so cute
Created at : 01/31/12 11:14 AM

Status :Danced to this to start my day http://t.co/KnJ5Kga7
Created at : 01/30/12 9:47 AM

Status :RT @jcrumors: NBC Decides Pulling Out Is Best Way To Avoid Unwanted Complications From Donkey Semen http://t.co/H94ZbdVV (LOL)
Created at : 01/29/12 10:47 PM

Status :I probably shouldn't have selected "Harder" for my safe word, but here we are... #awkwarddilemma
Created at : 01/29/12 5:04 PM

Status :Thanks to tequila there are embarrassing pictures of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network
Created at : 01/29/12 5:02 PM

Status :I want a tuna slider
Created at : 01/29/12 1:21 PM

Status :@moran_brothers Yes. It's a good sipper
Created at : 01/27/12 9:45 PM

Status :RT @ghostmap: New post: Brit Baileys Light http://t.co/1r0EWIBT (very spooky! Buried standing up? Really?)
Created at : 01/27/12 9:44 PM

Status :Crown Royal Black is what I have planned for tonight
Created at : 01/26/12 9:00 PM

Status :RT @ghostmap: New post: The Ghost Of Superman http://t.co/S1i6RZ6Q (INTERESTING!!!!!)
Created at : 01/26/12 8:24 PM

Status :If I can't have a minion I'll settle for an umpa lumpa
Created at : 01/26/12 8:08 PM

Status :Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou
Created at : 01/26/12 12:04 AM

Status :Decided against the gluten free diet
Created at : 01/25/12 4:02 PM

Status :RT @karenwalkerbot: Honey... no offense, but how did that bench not break?
Created at : 01/25/12 4:01 PM

Status :RT @jcrumors: What Was She Thinking? Miley Cyrus Gives Boyfriend Giant Penis Cake http://t.co/qywHDBoM (Crazy Girl)
Created at : 01/25/12 4:01 PM

Status :@dpwatson Yes there is an opening and I can pay in cookies. No stealth required but humiliation & pain are distinct possibilities.
Created at : 01/25/12 1:58 PM

Status :I wish I had a minion
Created at : 01/25/12 1:40 PM

Status :I`m going to get a hotdog after this club. Sometimes Lmfao is just so weird
Created at : 01/25/12 10:36 AM

Status :RT @AldisHodge plz RT NOW LIVE: Angels for Aldis Auction 2011-2012 to benefit @TheLAMission http://t.co/tUgDXWkw #Leverage #spn
Created at : 01/24/12 4:28 PM

Status :RT @moran_brothers: The future is your reward for choosing health today.
Created at : 01/24/12 4:26 PM

Status :RT @perezhilton: James Franco is back on Twitter! Say hello @JamesFrancoTV!
Created at : 01/24/12 4:25 PM

Status :I've got 9 lives like a kitty cat...
Created at : 01/23/12 1:55 PM

Status :Feeling like I'm part of a snickers commercial. Wanna get away
Created at : 01/22/12 9:52 PM

Status :Let's go #49ers and kick some #NYGiants ASS
Created at : 01/22/12 6:31 PM

Status :@OYeoman love watching the evolution of your character! Please keep up the amazing work
Created at : 01/22/12 6:22 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Just read a wonderful book about the heath benifits
Created at : 01/22/12 6:20 PM

Status :Thinking if going gluten free
Created at : 01/22/12 1:30 PM

Status :@MellyJHart now I have to go to the store and get some @pillsbury cinnamon rolls because that tweet made me crave them. Thanks a lot
Created at : 01/21/12 1:12 PM

Status :I miss the days where I would look forward to Saturday all week simply for the cartoons #Innerchild
Created at : 01/21/12 1:09 PM

Status :RT @jcrumors: William Shatner Is About To Die Well Sort of http://t.co/z3OBC0Pi
Created at : 01/21/12 1:06 PM

Status :TGIF
Created at : 01/20/12 3:18 PM

Status :It's a beautiful day and I'm thankful for each and every day I'm allowed to experience #Blessed
Created at : 01/19/12 10:57 AM

Status :@JodieTweetin Hope you have a wonderful birthday
Created at : 01/19/12 10:48 AM

Status :RT @randomhusband: Her: Are you masturbating? It sounds like it. Me: No Honey just putting on my socks #Fatlife #GoToTheGym (LOL)
Created at : 01/18/12 2:16 PM

Status :RT @samntx: @BodyMediaFIT Read ALL labels, total carbs, sugar grams, AND ingredients. It's amazing how much sugar is "hidden."(Great advice)
Created at : 01/18/12 2:16 PM

Status :RT @jcrumors: HOLY @##! Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together http://t.co/Y5mM0t3S (OMG! Grabs popcorn and waits for more info)
Created at : 01/18/12 2:13 PM

Status :Stop Censorship You can call state reps w/ the click of a button at http://t.co/psbeolpk #SOPA (Please retweet)
Created at : 01/18/12 12:50 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Portofino? Great spray on tans :)
Created at : 01/17/12 4:36 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers I didn't know it was your Birthday. Happy Birthday Q
Created at : 01/17/12 4:34 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Really?
Created at : 01/17/12 4:31 PM

Status :Went to take 2 ibuprofen and mistakenly took 2 NoDoz. Funny thing is my pains gone
Created at : 01/17/12 4:10 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Actually I love the Ducks. I respect Alabama just they have such a good defense it makes games boring :)
Created at : 01/17/12 4:00 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Just don't enjoy the style they play.
Created at : 01/17/12 3:53 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Great video other than the Alabama stuff
Created at : 01/16/12 8:08 PM

Status :Almost forgot Alcatraz is on tonight
Created at : 01/16/12 8:06 PM

Status :Happy MLK day
Created at : 01/16/12 3:41 PM

Status :Morgan Freeman is so awesome
Created at : 01/15/12 9:32 PM

Status :RT @ghostmap: New post: Tennessee Town Hopes To Use Haunted Building To Bring In Cash http://t.co/igHZvmzj
Created at : 01/15/12 9:31 PM

Status :my bologna has a first name, it's...oh wait, this isn't bologna, it's vodka...still winning!
Created at : 01/15/12 6:32 PM

Status :Lots to do today
Created at : 01/15/12 12:09 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers That's how I feel about Muay Thai and Krav Maga
Created at : 01/14/12 5:08 PM

Status :When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard Sippin sizzurp in my ride, in my ride like Three 6 Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6
Created at : 01/14/12 4:59 PM

Status :@MellyJHart That looks awesome. I hope he enjoyed it :)
Created at : 01/14/12 4:55 PM

Status :@Hardkore_3 AWWW that's nice of you :)
Created at : 01/14/12 4:47 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Sounds fun
Created at : 01/14/12 4:46 PM

Status :@purple_n_orange Just wait til your saying that about coaches
Created at : 01/14/12 4:45 PM

Status :I think I will buy these http://t.co/L6JKsNGR
Created at : 01/14/12 4:40 PM

Status :Am I going nuts or is Tim Allen doing Campbell's Soup voice overs?
Created at : 01/14/12 4:24 PM

Status :A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is still just called a man.
Created at : 01/14/12 4:10 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers 9 may go again today
Created at : 01/14/12 2:09 PM

Status :Lunchtime :)
Created at : 01/14/12 1:00 PM

Status :I wonder if Conway Twitty ever Twitty-fucked a woman?
Created at : 01/14/12 1:14 AM

Status :Friday the 13th is almost over and thankfully no Jason attacks have been reported yet
Created at : 01/14/12 12:50 AM

Status :@Polska64 That's so sweet :)
Created at : 01/14/12 12:49 AM

Status :Watching Good Eats and drinking
Created at : 01/14/12 12:31 AM

Status :I don't understand why Beyonce and Jay-Z didn't name their baby 'BeJay'.
Created at : 01/14/12 12:20 AM

Status :Ever notice when drinking the urge to hookup grows
Created at : 01/14/12 12:14 AM

Status :Anybody else feeling good?
Created at : 01/14/12 12:13 AM

Status :Red Solo Cup
Created at : 01/13/12 10:53 PM

Status :@KCBrackley tEQUILA
Created at : 01/13/12 10:39 PM

Status :I'm drunk as fuck but I gotta keep going just to test my limits
Created at : 01/13/12 10:35 PM

Status :I think Jason from the Friday the 13th movies is just misunderstood, you would be pissed too if you were cut from the hockey team.
Created at : 01/13/12 10:20 PM

Status :#7 and time fo r a shot break
Created at : 01/13/12 10:15 PM

Status :@KCBrackley I'm a fan but think the owner is the worst thing that ever happened to the organization
Created at : 01/13/12 10:09 PM

Status :I feel GoooooooooooooooooooooooD :D
Created at : 01/13/12 10:07 PM

Status :Shot #6
Created at : 01/13/12 10:06 PM

Status :‎"What up Bitches!" -Cesar Millan when he gets to work (I would imagine)
Created at : 01/13/12 10:06 PM

Status :How many shots of Jose Cuervo do you think I can do?
Created at : 01/13/12 9:45 PM

Status :fill up my cup mazel tov
Created at : 01/13/12 9:44 PM

Status :Time to start drinking :D
Created at : 01/13/12 9:31 PM

Status :@KCBrackley Suns
Created at : 01/13/12 9:27 PM

Status :@KCBrackley Like a make a wish person? Now I feel bad for talking bad about him. Do you know what's wrong with him?
Created at : 01/13/12 8:29 PM

Status :@Moran_Brothers Why? o_O a lot of people I know have watched them. Is there something wrong with watching?
Created at : 01/13/12 8:28 PM

Status :@KCBrackley He's the reason why people in LA think Suns fans are a joke. Should have just kept the gorilla some guy in body paint is weird
Created at : 01/13/12 8:27 PM